The Cinema Snob

- Season 13

(2019)

The Cinema Snob reviews the notorious bomb Inchon.

The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd film from the God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness.

The Cinema Snob reviews the Steven Spielberg comedy extravaganza, 1941.

The Cinema Snob reviews the worst film of 2018.

The Cinema Snob reviews the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

The Cinema Snob gets ready to raise some hell, in the form of Clive Barker's sadistic classic, Hellraiser. He's about to find out what sorts of horrors await him in Pandora's big box.

With a second Lego movie assembling in theaters, the Snob decides to check out Wood Rocket's pornographic alternative.

This diary of a grumpy, white Cinema Snob details his look into the very first, full-length Madea movie, to celebrate the release of the (possibly) last Madea movie ever.

You've seen Kirk Cameron save Christmas (and make it extra creepy), now the Cinema Snob invites you to recall the time Cameron tackled the apocalypse. Hey, if Saving Christmas and Little Piece of Heaven didn't cause it, how bad could this be?

In honor of St. Paddy's day, and the Leprechaun's birthday, the Cinema Snob discovers a pot'o blood and guts with the sequel to the wildly successful Leprechaun, in which our lovable homicidal little nymph is out to claim himself a bride.

After ridding himself of a leprechaun (for now), the Cinema Snob returns to the Cenobites, and sees what Pinhead and the wacky sadomasochistic bunch are up to this time.

Sometimes - the original is better. With a Pet Semetary remake conjuring in theaters soon, the Cinema Snob settles down with Lloyd to watch the 1989 original.

For his 500th episode, the Cinema Snob chronicles the life and career of '80s leading man Steve Guttenberg. Remember him? He was everywhere in the '80s, and then he just disappeared. In a choose-your-own-adventure style review, the Snob looks at where it all began, and where it all left off. Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star - of this review? We do.

They made a porn parody of The Room? Ha ha, what a funny story, Wood Rocket. This is not the sex life that was randomly inquired about.

Last year, the Cinema Snob spent Easter reviewing a strange movie about a giant, singing duck. This year, it's a strange movie about giant, singing bears.

The Cinema Snob reviews the original The Amityville Horror.

Because the Cinema Snob loves puppets, he's diving into Puppetmaster, another cult horror classic that spawned a million sequels.

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Since he's seen worse (much, much worse), the Cinema Snob has managed to find ten GOOD things about one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. Are they really good things, or are they the least bad? Watch and learn.

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Who is the man who reviews pornos and exploitation films that they should've banned? Snob. Who is the man who tortures himself for his fellow man? Snob. They say this Cinema Snob is one cynical mother (shut your mouth!) - yeah, he's reviewing Shaft. Can you dig it?

With the Child's Play remake only days away from release, the Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 original, all the while wondering if his own doll doppelganger is plotting to kill him.

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It's the most Lloyd approved episode yet as The Cinema Snob reviews the original classic That Darn Cat.

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With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango and Clash.

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1992 sequel Pet Sematary II, with only a little help from Lloyd.

The Cinema Snob checks out the latest big movie from Pure Flix.

Before the latest version comes out, The Cinema Snob reviews the 1990 mini-series adaption of Stephen King's It.

Musical March (in September) hits the stage with High School Musical, the film that started a lame school musical craze in the 2000s.

The Cinema Snob reviews this 1980s Hindi musical remake of Friday the 13th.

High School Musical March (in September) continues with the Cinema Snob reviewing the second part of that overhyped school musical trilogy.

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Musical March (in September) 2019 sings one final song with Sunday School Musical, the religious rip-off to the High School Musical series.

The Cinema Snob rings in October by watching Halloween. The film that saw the return of Michael Myers, after the previous return of Michael Myers, which succeeded the Return of Michael Myers (Halloween 4), and reunites him with Laurie Strode, after the previous reunion with Laurie Strode and - oh screw it, he reviews the 2018 reboot/sequel/whatever of Halloween.

With Michael Myers out of the way (for now), the Snob checks back with good ol' Pinhead and the Cenobites in the Hellraiser universe. This time, the wacky, deformed, murderous bunch are hitting the clubs, and getting them 'hooked'.

The Snob held a poll on Patreon to determine the title of his next review, and the result was mind-blowing.

Whether pro-life or pro-choice, both sides will agree this movie is terrible. The Cinema Snob celebrates the week of Halloween by reviewing a film fifty years out of date that condemns women for wanting an abortion by kidnapping them and holding them against their will until they give birth. And yes, it was made by "men".

In the wake of Animal House, movies and TV shows jumped at the chance to cash in on the frat-boy craze. One such "masterpiece" excreted onto our movies screens was King Frat. The Cinema Snob puts on his toga - actually no, he doesn't - and tries to watch this shameless charade.

The Cinema Snob reviews that cherished holiday classic, ThanksKilling. A low-budget "horror" movie about rednecks and misfits being slaughtered by a killer turkey puppet.

With Frozen II (2019) blowing into theaters, the Cinema Snob marks the occasion by reviewing The Legend of Sarila (2013).

Having returned from his Thanksgiving break, the Cinema Snob is dreaming of a Black Christmas. The 1974 hard-R original, not the upcoming PG-13 remake.

What happens when Friday the 13th happens in December? The question is answered in a boring fan film about Jason doing his thing at Christmas.

The Cinema Snob's holiday madness continues with a film about a young boy who aspires to become a karate black belt after his father is murdered in a mass shooting. Merry Christmas.

As is tradition, the Snob makes sure to include a weird, surreal 1960s kiddie movie into his Christmas itinerary.

Remember in 1983 when Sergio Martino predicted a nuclear war to hit the Big Apple in 2019? Obviously that didn't happen, but the Cinema Snob reviews a hilariously awful films that shows what it might have been like.