Episodes (60)

Reefer Madness
S11E01 · Reefer Madness

Jan 02, 2017

If drugs seem to be a problem in today's society, it's small potatoes compared to what they were during the Great Depression. The Cinema Snob takes a gander at the infamous Reefer Madness, a delightful, hypocritical film that blames the use of marijuana on most, if not all, of society's ills. When he's done, the Snob will want to blaze a bowl...with this movie inside of it.

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan: Part 1
S11E02 · Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan: Part 1

Jan 09, 2017

Misleading sequel titles strike again as the Cinema Snob looks at Friday the 13th Part VIII, in which Jason Takes Manhattan - eventually. In Part 1 of this two-part review, the Snob watches Jason's exploits aboard a cruise ship consisting of both our heroes and generic assholes set up to die. Jason Takes Manhattan? More like Jason Takes A Long-Ass Cruise.

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan: Part 2
S11E03 · Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan: Part 2

Jan 12, 2017

Back to Friday the 13th Part VIII- We pick up where we left off: the survivors are finally off the ship and do will they actually make it to New York so the movie can begin proper? An impatient Cinema Snob watches as the gang makes it to "New York", and believe it or not, this is where the movie gets weird.

I'm Not Ashamed
S11E04 · I'm Not Ashamed

Jan 18, 2017

The Cinema Snob is very ashamed to have to discuss today's movie, due to its very controversial nature. Pure Flix made a biopic on Columbine victim Rachel Joy Scott. What makes this film so unbearable for the Snob is that not only is it about somebody who was murdered in such a horrific tragedy, but that it suggests the killings had religious undertones.

Macho Man
S11E05 · Macho Man

Jan 23, 2017

If it's an '80s exploitation film with boxing and/or karate and sex, the Cinema Snob is on the job. This little kick to the groin comes to us from our friends in Germany, with subtitles included, so the Snob will have to sit on his fake subtitles gag. Mindless action, heedless romance and bland characters make this a must for that German boxing-sploitation fan in the family.

Glen or Glenda
S11E06 · Glen or Glenda

Jan 30, 2017

It's a gender bender of a movie for the Snob today, coming straight from brilliant landmark filmmaker Ed Wood. Glen or Glenda is the somewhat biographical story of a woman trapped in a man's body having to live in a world of small-minded conservative people with prejudices against those who dare to be different. A tale as old as time.

The Beyond
S11E07 · The Beyond

Feb 06, 2017

The Snob kicks off February with Fulciary, a month dedicated to reviewing the films of famed Italian horror director Lucio Fulci. He's got a nasty one for today: a dark, disturbing gore-fest about an old hotel that is said to be built on one of the 7 gateways to Hell. The new owners of this damned establishment must endure the evil within while battling zombies and possessions, while keeping an eye out for anything really strange.

Manhattan Baby
S11E08 · Manhattan Baby

Feb 13, 2017

Fulciary continues with another Fulci classic simply known as Manhattan Baby. If you ever wanted to see an Italian rip-off of The Exorcist, this one would certainly fit the bill. An evil eye medallion causes a little girl's soul to be possessed by a sinister entity. Just your basic ancient Egyptian curse. To add insult to injury, the Cinema Snob's favorite character from House by the Cemetery makes a comeback.

City of the Living Dead
S11E09 · City of the Living Dead

Feb 20, 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the first entry of Fulci's unofficial Gates of Hell trilogy for today's entry into Fulciary, which for those of you not keeping up, is a month dedicated to reviewing Lucio Fulci's library of bizarre, grotesque, cheesy, eye-popping horror films. And City of the Living Dead is an outstanding film in its own right. It's bizarre, grotesque, cheesy, and eye-popping horror. With zombies.

Conquest
S11E10 · Conquest

Feb 27, 2017

As February draws to a close, so does Fulciary. But not before the Snob looks at one more masterpiece from the master himself. It's Conquest, where Fulci takes a break from violent, bloody horror to give us violent, bloody fantasy adventure epic. Voted for by the Snob's Patreon sponsors, he sees how the Italian auteur known for obligatory eye-gouges fares in a different genre.

King Dong
S11E11 · King Dong

Mar 06, 2017

To celebrate the latest King Kong movie hitting the big screen, the Cinema Snob looks at a Kong porno spoof on the small screen. A horny couple is shipwrecked on an island inhabited by dinosaurs, apes and tribal savages. Undoubtedly the kinkiest porn the Snob has ever seen...this week.

Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
S11E12 · Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

Mar 13, 2017

What happens when Count Dracula meets King Kong? Probably something better than what this movie has to offer. The Cinema Snob peels back the layers of this rancid, rotting banana, starring a poor-man's version of Martin and Lewis, along with poor Mr. Lugosi, in a topsy-turvy movie about two entertainers lost on an island with tribal women and a diabolical doctor who experiments on apes.

Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers
S11E13 · Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers

Mar 20, 2017

While the child in all of us is excited for the new Power Rangers, there are others whose inner child is a major pervert, which is why the Power Rangers needed to have a porno spoof. The Cinema Snob morphs into...himself, and reviews it for those who want to see how the people who messed up porn parodies of Pokemon and Ninja Turtles did the same thing to 5 popular rainbow-colored, technological kung-fu artists.

God's Club
S11E14 · God's Club

Mar 27, 2017

Cookie-cutter religious films end up on the Snob's list once again, as he takes a look at a Stephen Baldwin (post Bio-Dome) vehicle in which a widowed high school teacher sets up an after school Bible club, to help get the kids back on the right path. And because this is a whitebred Christian film, it's set in a world run by atheists who set out to thwart the intentions of this innocent club.

The Smuffs
S11E15 · The Smuffs

Apr 03, 2017

If ever there was a literal interpretation of cinematic blue-balls,this is it. Since the Smurfs are making their return to the big screen, and since he has a porno spoof for every day of the week, the Cinema Snob reviews one that is Smurf-related. If you ever wanted to see the Smurfs get their Smurf on, then you're one Smurfed up Smurf.

Zombies on Broadway
S11E16 · Zombies on Broadway

Apr 10, 2017

It's B-movie time again. That's B for Bela Lugosi. The poor Dracula star is made to appear in another cheesy horror movie with another cheesy comedy duo knock-off. This time it's Brown and Carney (Alan, not Art) trying to find a real zombie for their nightclub act, as their actor wearing zombieface was not credible, like the rest of the movie. Also, Doug Walker is in it...somehow. The filmmakers must have looked into the future and became Nostalgia Critic fans.

God's Not Dead 2
S11E17 · God's Not Dead 2

Apr 17, 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the highly anticipated, highly demanded follow-up to God's Not Dead. Old friends and new friends join forces, because this time they have to bring their case of God's existence all the way to the Supreme Court. Is it the accusation contrived? Is the court case totally removed from reality? Does the Cinema Snob wear glasses?

Another Son of Sam
S11E18 · Another Son of Sam

Apr 24, 2017

Apparently Sam had another son, who he rarely talked about, and by another son, we mean an in-name-only, unrelated sequel that was titled purely to capitalize on a real-life tragedy. That and some really bad editing makes this movie prime Cinema Snob territory.

Gnardians of the Galaxy
S11E19 · Gnardians of the Galaxy

May 01, 2017

Recovering from a nasty cold, the Cinema Snob decides laughter is the best medicine, but unfortunately, there's very little to laugh at in today's porno spoof. Whenever there's a blockbuster movie on the big screens, a lackluster porno spoof on the small screen is never far away. This one of Guardians of the Galaxy and is so cheesy, you'll shut it off faster than you can say "I am groot." So this is a job for Snoblord.

Unidentified Flying Oddball
S11E20 · Unidentified Flying Oddball

May 08, 2017

It's Medieval Madness as the Cinema Snob reviews a very oddball movie that Disney has hopefully buried deep in the back of their vault. It's about a man who builds robots for NASA accidentally getting shot into space and somehow winding up back in time in King Arthur's court. Fear not, Sir Snobsalot will slay this shit-spewing dragon.

Windy City
S11E21 · Windy City

May 15, 2017

To tie-in with Alien: Covenant hitting theaters this week, the Snob asked his Patreon sponsors to vote on an alien-themed rip-off movie to review this week. The choice was obvious: Windy City. Much like Independence Day and the 1983 in-name-only drab-ass rom-com chosen last year, the Cinema Snob must grin and bare what his semi-loyal sponsors have chosen for him. He finds that Windy City really blows, and is so very, very boring.

Pirates
S11E22 · Pirates

May 22, 2017

There's a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie on the horizon and you know what that means right? It means that the Snob has to review a Pirates-themed porno spoof. And sure enough, there's the epic porno film called simply Pirates.

Erotic Nights of the Living Dead
S11E23 · Erotic Nights of the Living Dead

May 29, 2017

To celebrate the Cinema's Snob ten years on the job and his 400th episode, he decides to do a ten-episode marathon, featuring ten reviews of ten movies he's covered over the past ten years. First up on the chopping block, a sequel to Porno Holocaust. There's sex, gore and bad acting galore.

Night of the Seagulls
S11E24 · Night of the Seagulls

May 29, 2017

The Snob reviews a long-requested zombie horror film that follows Horror of the Zombies, which he reviewed way back in Season 2 in his dark basement. It's your typical, run-of-the-mill living dead movie about a doctor and his wife relocating to a secluded village that has a few sinister secrets up its sleeves, including human sacrifice and ghoulish wacky characters to boot.

The Other Deep Throat II
S11E25 · The Other Deep Throat II

May 29, 2017

In 1974, Deep Throat got a sequel. Then, in 1987, it got another sequel, except this was also a Part II. Why isn't it called Deep Throat III or Deep Throat II: Part 2? A chronologically confused Cinema Snob watches this unnecessary direct-to-video "sequel" to determine why it's considered number 2, aside from just being crap.

Caligula III
S11E26 · Caligula III

May 29, 2017

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Cannibal Holocaust II
S11E27 · Cannibal Holocaust II

May 29, 2017

The Cinema Snob watches the sequel to Cannibal Holocaust, because y'know, the first one was so much fun, we needed to see more gore and animal cruelty, right? Fortunately, this one isn't a direct sequel to the legendary 1980 found-footage pioneer. This one follows 4 film students to the Amazon in search of a missing professor. Same premise, but toned down dramatically and with swapped character roles. The Snob probably wishes he could swap roles with someone not watching this movie.

That Nazty Nuisance
S11E28 · That Nazty Nuisance

May 29, 2017

The Cinema Snob's tenth anniversary spectacular wouldn't be complete without a little Nazi-sploitation. Remember when he reviewed The Devil with Hitler? Yeah, neither does he, but he did. And wouldn't you know, that movie had a sequel. Because why not? So join the Snob as he looks back to see what those wacky Nazis are up to this time.

Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train
S11E29 · Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train

May 29, 2017

Ready for more Jack? After forgetting to follow up on the follow-up to Crackerjack, the Cinema Snob decides to rectify this oversight and review the sequel, which was his reason for wanting to review the original in the first place. That may sound confusing, but then so does replacing Thomas Ian Griffith with Judge Reinhold.

Return to Boggy Creek
S11E30 · Return to Boggy Creek

May 29, 2017

The Snob returns to Boggy Creek, and discovers that much has changed. This time, instead of a faux docu-drama on a bigfoot-like creature lurking in the woods, it's a movie set in a cliched backwoods village with a bigfoot-like creature lurking in the woods.

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit, Part 2
S11E31 · Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit, Part 2

May 29, 2017

Because the gripping, edge-of-your-seat thrill ride that was Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit just demanded a sequel, it got one. In true porno spoof tradition, it has nothing to do with the film it's supposed to be spoofing, so there is no animated patty-cake. The Cinema Snob prepares to be bored to tears yet again as he's lowered into this steaming kettle of dip.

Slumber Party Massacre III
S11E32 · Slumber Party Massacre III

May 29, 2017

The first film was a straight-up slasher movie, the second was more of a psychological thriller, so what will the third installment of the Slumber Party Massacre series have in store for our hard-working Cinema Snob, who just survived 10 horrible sequels to 10 horrible films he's reviewed over the past 10 years? One thing's for sure, Slumber Party Massacre III wouldn't be 10 even if Bo Derek showed up.

Darna vs. The Planet Women
S11E33 · Darna vs. The Planet Women

Jun 05, 2017

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Santo and the Vengeance of the Mummy
S11E34 · Santo and the Vengeance of the Mummy

Jun 12, 2017

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The Little Cars in the Great Race
S11E35 · The Little Cars in the Great Race

Jun 19, 2017

With Cars 3 burning rubber at the box office, the Cinema Snob burns brain cells with its Brazilian knock-off. As with everything else made with good quality, it has a poorly made counterpart. Picture Cars if it were poorly made, had no effort and a non-discernible and uninteresting story-line. Like Cars 2.

Gladiformers
S11E36 · Gladiformers

Jun 26, 2017

The Cinema Snob looks to see what else Video Brinquedo has to offer. After their pitiful Cars knockoff last week, he finds one of Transformers, because they made another one of those movies too. But to VB's credit, they managed to make a fight between two giant gladiator robots boring as hell.

Spanker-Man
S11E37 · Spanker-Man

Jul 03, 2017

The Snob's porno sense is tingling...in more ways than one. With Spider-Man: Homecoming web-slinging its way to theaters, the Cinema Snob reviews a porno spoof that gives a whole new meaning to "home coming." Like all the other XXX parodies, it was too lazy to create a decent title (and plot, and acting, and movie, etc.), so like with the Smuffs, this Spidey porno is getting a Snobbier title.

Playmate of the Apes
S11E38 · Playmate of the Apes

Jul 10, 2017

War for the Planet of the Apes is swinging to theaters this week, while the Cinema Snob fights the war for the planet of the porno spoofs. A couple of lesbian astronauts crash-land on a planet inhabited by people in shoddy ape costumes, as well as any other costume they could get their hands on.

Sex and the City
S11E39 · Sex and the City

Jul 17, 2017

At the behest of the Snob's new roommate, Jay Sherman, he reluctantly agrees to review the 2008 Sex and the City movie, based on the cable series of the same name. As expected, every place the series shined, the movie failed miserably.

Christian Mingle: The Movie
S11E40 · Christian Mingle: The Movie

Jul 23, 2017

The Cinema Snob gets back on the Christian movie bandwagon with another bland film about bland people doing bland things. This one is based on a Christian dating web site. What could possibly go wrong? Well, it's no Social Network, but it's better than The Internship. However, the Snob would rather wait around for a movie about Porn Hub.

Sex and the City 2
S11E41 · Sex and the City 2

Jul 31, 2017

Because the first film was so much fun, the Cinema Snob decided to come back for seconds. It's A Very City Sequel as the script and characters get even dumber than before, with lots of cliches, one-liners, failed gags, unmemorable characters, and female traits clearly written by a man, it's all you could expect from a Sex and the City movie sequel.

Double Down
S11E42 · Double Down

Aug 07, 2017

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Voiceless
S11E43 · Voiceless

Aug 14, 2017

The Snob uses his voice to talk his extreme displeasure with Voiceless: a religious, anti-abortion movie made by true experts of the subject: men.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
S11E44 · Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

Aug 21, 2017

Remember the time Schwarzenegger got the better of Stallone? Arnie tricked Sly into being in this shoddy, action/comedy about an undercover cop and his overbearing mother. The Cinema Snob learns fact is stranger than fiction as he reviews this infamous pile. And we thought Rocky V was the low point of Sly's career.

Dancin': It's On!
S11E45 · Dancin': It's On!

Sep 04, 2017

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Song of the South
S11E46 · Song of the South

Sep 11, 2017

Snob-a-dee-doo-dah, Snob-a-dee-ay, what's old Brad gonna review today? Snob-a-dee-doo-dah, Snob-a-dee-ay, Musical March in September is well underway. Today he's reviewing Song of the South. Is it racist? Outdated? Or art that should be celebrated? Snob-a-dee-doo-dah, Snob-a-dee-ay, a jolly good time may be coming his way.

Hi-Tops
S11E47 · Hi-Tops

Sep 18, 2017

The snob reviews a bad religious stage play that went straight to video, and makes viewers feel like they've been sent straight to hell.

My Little Pony: The Movie
S11E48 · My Little Pony: The Movie

Sep 25, 2017

Musical March (in September) takes its last dance of 2017, and you wouldn't believe what the Cinema Snob has saved for the occasion. Based on a popular toy franchise in the early '80s and followed by a popular cartoon, as well as a notorious reboot in 2010, it's My Little Pony: The Movie.

Halloween H20
S11E49 · Halloween H20

Oct 02, 2017

What better way to celebrate Halloween than Halloween, and so the Cinema Snob returns to Haddon - er, California for the 1998 reboot of the Halloween series. We rejoin Laurie Strode who is once again stalked by Michael Myers after he'd mysteriously disappeared 20 years earlier. This one ignores Parts 4-6, so no Thorn Cult crap, but what this one does have is jump scares up the ass, Scream-style cliches and characters you can barely remember, but it has a good climax, which they ruin horribly in the follow-up...as is tradition.

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
S11E50 · Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Oct 09, 2017

The Snob reviews the very last Friday the 13th movie ever (at least for 8 years). This is the one that reveals Jason to be a supernatural being that can switch to different bodies at a whim. Add some surprisingly likable characters and cool gore effects into the mix and you have a satisfying conclusion (again, for 8 years) to a significant slasher series. This Friday the 13th may have been lucky, but they may not be so lucky next time.

Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween
S11E51 · Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween

Oct 16, 2017

As if Halloween didn't already have enough things to terrify us, they just had to make a Madea movie about it. After spending the first half of the month watching both Jason AND Michael Myers go to Hell, the Cinema Snob decides to suffer his own torment of the damned by watching Tyler Perry's latest bowel movement. And it has much to do with Halloween as A Madea Christmas did with Christmas.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
S11E52 · A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Oct 23, 2017

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Halloween: Resurrection
S11E53 · Halloween: Resurrection

Oct 30, 2017

The Snob reviews the worst Halloween film since the previous entry. Since high box office returns resurrected Michael Myers, they had to throw something shoddy together, as well as something hip for all the kids, so it's a reality show set in the Myers' house, 'cause kids be liking da reality shows. Let's see Mikey kill some idiot teens and go toe-to-toe with Busta Rhymes. Kids dig that, right? The Snob pines for the producers' alternative: an original idea, but God forbid one of those ever gets greenlit. He longs for the days of Silver Shamrock, and when his BFF Ben ...

Mr. No Legs
S11E54 · Mr. No Legs

Nov 06, 2017

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Bummer!
S11E55 · Bummer!

Nov 13, 2017

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He Knows You're Alone
S11E56 · He Knows You're Alone

Nov 20, 2017

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Christmas with a Capital C
S11E57 · Christmas with a Capital C

Nov 26, 2017

If you didn't get your fix of last year's "our holiday or the highway" gung-ho yuletide spirit with Last Ounce of Courage, the Cinema Snob has just the ticket. Another jaded leader of another small town is determined to keep the "Christmas" in Christmas and encourage everybody to celebrate it, whether they like it or not.

Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin)
S11E58 · Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin)

Dec 04, 2017

The next film on the Snob's yuletide agenda will have you frozen with disbelief. Even if you watch one frame of this movie, you STILL won't believe it. In other words, it's a saccharine kiddie movie told entirely in still frames.

The Star Wars Holiday Special Commercial Breaks
S11E59 · The Star Wars Holiday Special Commercial Breaks

Dec 11, 2017

The Nostalgia Critic isn't the only one who can review commercials. The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of those times where the commercial breaks were more entertaining than the show they were sponsoring: the Star Wars Holiday Special.

A Christmas Kiss
S11E60 · A Christmas Kiss

Dec 18, 2017

Pucker up, because the Cinema Snob is going to give to us a Christmas Kiss. Relax, it's not THAT kind of kiss. He doesn't go that way - much. No, he's going to review a bland, cookie-cutter Hallmark-movie-type of cheap, saccharine Christmas flick about looking for love in all the wrong places. Is there ever a RIGHT place with these movies?

About

The Cinema Snob Season 11 (2017) is released on Jan 02, 2017 and the latest season 17 of The Cinema Snob is released in 2023. Watch The Cinema Snob online - the English Comedy TV series from United States. The Cinema Snob is directed by Brad Jones and created by Brad Jones with Brad Jones and Lloyd.

A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography, exploitation, low budget independent, and overly violent. If there's one man who can stomach tasteless trash such as these, Cinema Snob is the man for the job.

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Киношный сноб, The Cinema Snob

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Channel Awesome, Stoned Gremlin Productions, Stoned Gremlin

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