Caution: Modern! 2

- Season 5

(2003)

Vasiliy and Pyotr Semyonovich, drinking vodka in front of the TV screen, learned about the recruitment of astronauts from among ordinary people and, despite alcoholic intoxication, were allowed to fly to Mars due to the absence of others.

Vasily and Pyotr Semyonovich, find out that in fact they are being filmed in the pavilion for the television series. After the release of the final episode in which they die, the families of Vasily and Pyotr Semyonovich consider them dead.

On a winter night, a half-mute janitor finds Pyotr Semyonovich on the street. When Pyotr comes to himself, he cannot remember anything, and she convinces him that he is her husband. Gradually, his memory returns to him.

Vasily is promised to be appointed head of the fuel and lubricants warehouse, but only on the condition that he quit smoking. Zadov succeeds, but now he has an uncontrollable craving for food and is overweight.

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Vasiliy gives a "frank" interview to the newspaper "Sushchaya Pravda". However, the newspaper publishes the exact opposite, and as a result absolutely everyone is up in arms against Vasily.

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Ira Golubkova is an ugly girl, an orphan who grew up in the taiga, pure in spirit and strong on hand. At the age of 17, she leaves the forests and goes to her aunt, Nina Zadova, to the city, where the most incredible adventures await her.

In 1492, the "Black Pole" cursed the Pastushenko clan for eternal contagious moronism. Many years later, this fate did not escape Taras, as well as his neighbors. The spell can be removed only if Taras marries a descendant of a Pole.

Pasha and Seryozha, obsessed with the desire to get rich easily, accidentally find out about a diamond hidden in a mysterious fish in the apartment of an accountant killed in front of them, and immediately set off in search of it.

Pyotr Semyonovich invents a time machine, and soon finds a special application for it: Vasiliy, who finds himself in a difficult situation, goes to the past to prevent the battalion commander from winning in a chess game.

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Pasha marries Natasha. Seryozha is trying to win the favor of at least some girl. He envies his married friend, believing that he is devoid of problems in a happy marriage. Pasha, meanwhile, dreams of being as free as his friend Seryozha.

After setting fire to their own apartments, Vasily and Pyotr Semyonovich were imprisoned, and their families were sent to a remote village, where the manager of the house and the district police officer carefreely rest as landowners.

Tanya stunned everyone with the frightening news about the appearance of vampires in the surrounding forests. Now mysterious and terrible events begin to happen in the village.

Vasiliy secretly meets with the new barmaid Marina. Nina secretly meets with comrade battalion commander. One day, all four find themselves in the same room and begin to deny their intricate relationship.

Nina leaves Vasiliy for a friend of her youth, with whom she suddenly fell in love, leaving the ensign alone with all his contradictions and emotional problems.

Missing adventure, Vasiliy and Pyotr Semyonovich are walking in the yard and suddenly find a lonely cell phone. Having answered the call, they find themselves in a series of unpleasant events.

Zina leaves for a sanatorium, leaving a lot of trouble for Petya. At first, the botanist copes, since he has many friends ready to help him, but then one by one they deceive him.

Nina is in a romantic relationship with the Italian tenor Luciano, Lusya forces the stubborn Stepan to divorce her, Galya persuades Taras to marry her, and only Zina is forced to suffer from a lack of drama.

Unhappy Lucya, completely tired of Stepan's drunken antics, goes to church on Zina's advice, where she asks Father Dormidont, who has a telephone connection with God, the apostles and angels, to relieve her husband of alcohol addiction.