Nostalgia Critic

- Season 3

(2010)

The Critic kicks off Schwarzenegger Month with another guilty pleasure, Commando.

The Critic reviews Junior, a comedy so boring he has a hallucinatory dream sequence.

The Critic finds the first Conan movie silly, but enjoyable.

The Critic moves on to Conan the Destroyer, which he finds much stupider.

The Critic wraps up Schwarzenegger Month with End of Days, which isn't as scary as it should be...except for the cat.

The Critic celebrates 100 reviews by subjecting us to a crummy-ass clip show...but the clips turn on him and force him to watch Battlefield Earth.

After the game based on Bebe's Kids had tortured him so much, the Critic looks at the movie itself.

The Critic tries to hide from the Lost in Space movie, which manages to be even worse than the TV show it was based on.

The Critic knows that the bad guy always gets the coolest musical number, and these are his favorites.

The Critic reviews Warner Brothers' attempt to cash in on the Disney musical formula.

The Critic compares Jerry Lewis and Eddie Murphy's turns as the awkward professor who transforms himself into Buddy Love.

The Critic hates Bio-Dome, and in this review, explains why.

The Critic looks at the sequel to one of his favorite childhood movies.

The Critic counts down Christopher Walken's most awkward scenes...but keeps getting interrupted by phone calls from the man himself.

The Critic reviews Flubber, a disastrous remake of a classic Disney movie starring Robin Williams and is shocked to learn that it was written by the late John Hughes.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Home Alone 3, discusses it's faults, and ridicules John Hughes.

The Critic has lost his voice again, and shows a disturbing video to make up for it.

The Critic compares Peter Jackson's epic 2005 remake of King Kong with the classic 1933 original.

The Critic decides to look at one of his favorite actors in one of his least favorite movies.

Yup, the Critic has given in and will be reviewing The Care Bears Movie. He finds it to be the insipid, ball of multi-colored fluff its reputation paints it to be.

In Part 1, the Critic learns of the existence of a micro-nation in the Nevada desert and gathers his fellow reviewers to plot an invasion.

The reviewers make another attempt to take over Molossia, but are kept at bay by Baugh and his magic word. Finally, 2D Lee becomes 3D Lee and kicks Baugh's ass, causing him to retreat, so thus, Molossia becomes Kickassia.

Rollo-T conducts interviews with various personnel of Kickassia as they discuss their new duties, such as LordKat selling games, MarzGurl as head of the military, Linkara has head of their CIA, and Nostalgia Chick as vice president and professional bad Sarah Palin impersonator. Only the Cinema Snob begins to chafe as the Critic proves to be an ineffectual leader. Not only that, but a receipt for a load of dynamite signed by the Critic begins to make everybody suspicious.

The Cinema Snob decides to try and overthrow the Critic, but is caught by Film Brain and put on trial. As a result, despite being in the minority, the Critic declares him guilty and has him exiled.

Dr. Insano's wrath is unleashed upon the Critic, and tragedy rears its head when Santa Christ is caught in the crossfire. This gives the other critics the push they need to engage in an all-out mutiny.

The Nostalgia Critic is violently overthrown as ruler of Kickassia and ends up giving it back to Kevin Baugh, as per Santa Christ's request. He rose from the dead three days after his murder, and so all the reviewers go back to their old lives.

After recovering from the incident in Molossia, the Critic decides to review the worst entry in the Jaws series, with Cinema Snob breaking in to talk about Simon McCorkindale.

The Critic reviews the classic 1993 family movie about a boy and his whale. While he ultimately deems it acceptable, he struggles to figure out the film's appeal, because it uses a very familiar formula. Could it perhaps be the appeal of the King of Pop?

This week, the Critic has to deal with the overly-schmaltzy, overly-whimsical Troll in Central Park, the ultimate low-point in Don Bluth's career.

The Critic looks at one of the strangest film concepts he's ever seen.

The Critic's second top 11 list.

The Critic reviews Hook.

The Critic looks at Roland Emmerich's 1996 box-office smash.

The Critic ignores warnings from his fellow reviewers and reviews notorious actor Tommy Wiseau's "personal project," the disturbing yet entertaining masterpiece known as "The Room."

The Critic spoofs Tommy Wiseau after the latter threatened him with a copyright-infringement lawsuit for his review of "The Room."

The Critic decides to look at the movie of one of the silliest superheroes ever made: The Phantom. He discusses the similarities of Raiders of the Lost Ark that the film has, gawks over the female villain, and constantly makes fun of The Phantom dressing in a purple costume.

The critic looks at a love story between a dog and a dolphin.

the Nostalgia Critic interviews Tom Ruegger, Sherri Stoner, Nathan Ruegger, Paul Rugg, and John McCann from Animaniacs in his 3 Part review. They discuss the genesis of the show, the characters, the creative aspects and anecdotes.

The Nostalgia Critic was never a fan of The Flintstones cartoon, and by strange coincidence, he doesn't like the 1994 live-action movie either.

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Deciding to review the fourth film in the Rocky franchise, the Nostalgia Critic reserves special criticism for the robot Paulie receives for his birthday, the absurd plotline and the over-the-top fights.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews Carrot Top's incessantly annoying attempt at being a movie star, with Chairman of the Board. A terrible movie with forced, predictable gags and over-the-top performances.

No critic is perfect and are common to making mistakes in their reviews. It is time once again for the Nostalgia Critic to fess up and admit to his own collection of screw ups in his latest Top 11 list.

The critic reviews one of the worst animated dog movies. The pound puppies movie, aka: why making a movie about dogs is a horrible idea.

The Critic reviews his second least favorite Don Bluth movie: about the erroneous mating rituals of penguins.

In his first review of "Nostalgia-ween", the Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the last Ernest movie released in theaters titled "Ernest Scared Stupid" which is really stupid.

Continuing the month of Nostalgia-ween, where everything is supposed to be scary, the Critic counts down the top 11 scariest performances and characters that can still send shivers down our spines.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews the Stephen King mini-series IT.

The Cinema Snob joins the Critic as they review a subpar horror movie about a little man in grotesque make-up who is on a blood quest for gold.

The Critic trashes the direct-to-video live action movie based on the popular '80s toy My Pet Monster. But when he tries to call the director out on the faults of the movie, it leads to a shocking ending.

Still reeling from the bashing he received at the hands of the director of "My Pet Monster," a depressed Critic decides to take a break from reviewing movies and instead reviews old nostalgic commercials.

It's an Old vs. New battle of biblical proportions as the Critic compares the legendary Cecil B. DeMille epic "The Ten Commandments" with the animated musical "The Prince of Egypt," right down to who's the best God.

The Critic reviews the animated movie The Thief and the Cobbler with its bland musical numbers and lessons.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1995's box office bust Waterworld.

the Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the 1989 family film "Little Monsters", and thinks it's difficult call it a kids movie.

The Critic gets into the Christmas spirit by reviewing a semi-Christmas movie: that time Rodney Dangerfield was an animated dog. It's one-liners galore.

In this spoof of "It's a Wonderful Life," the Critic's guardian angel arrives on Earth to show him what life would be like if he was never born. And the Critic is shocked to learn that the lives of his fellow reviewers are actually better without him.

In the very first installment of 'Raiders of the Story Ark', the Critic looks back on some of his childhood heroes: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.