The Two Ronnies

- Season 5

(1976)

Sketches include a visit to the eccentric Dr E. J. Death for a medical appointment, a short word by the Rev. McFarlane Lang about rhyming slang, the weekly serial is "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", there is the impudent butler, Ronnie talks about going to America and the musical is by the Colarado Falls Red Indian Dance Troupe. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.

Sketches include the party where the people's names have been forgotten, we have an appeal for money by Albert Fosdike, there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", we see an episode of Getaway hosted by Mich Wafflemore, Ronnie tells us a story about an incident on a desert island, and the final concert is by Nana Moussaka and Charles Azenough. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.

Sketches include an unusual request for a funeral parlour, there is a public service announcement from the GPO, there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town" from Chopper Films, a wife would like a bit more from her husband, there is a trying customer in a hardware store, Ronnie tells us an old joke about a lady driver, and the final concert is duet by the cleaners. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.

Sketches include a scene in a pub where a man he repeats everything he hears, Arnold Splint gives an appeal for women there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", Pam Ayres gives us a poem called "My Secret", there is a combined party political broadcast, a man is concerned about certain censorship in the papers, Ronnie tells us about some holiday-makers returning on an aeroplane, there is a sketch called "All in a Day's Bork", which has some typos in the script, and the final concert is morris dancing by the St Botolph Country ...

Sketches include rhythm on a train journey, trying to order drinks when you're tipsy, there is another episode of "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", we see the news thirty years in the future in 2001, there's the short-sighted barber, Ronnie tells us an anecdote about a race course, and Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat-Belly Jones finish the show. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.

Sketches include enrolling in a night class, we have a message on sex equality from A Spoke Person (sic), there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", we see what happens go cricket commentators go to a restaurant, Ronnie tells us about BBC parties and some slow repairs, and the concluding musical performance is by two Chelsea Pensioners. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.

Sketches include a reunion with an old school chum, a message by a brain surgeon to help people who mispronounce words, there is the next episode of "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", a visit to the solicitor complete with stage directions, Ronnie tells a story about a chap in a desert, we visit the village of Bendover in Buckinghamshire who are in training for It's a Knockout, and the concluding musical performance is an opera. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.

Sketches include a party where there is some recognition, there is an episode of "The Day after Tomorrow's World" set in a kitchen, there is the final episode of "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", Ronnie reminisces about some old jokes, and we finish with the Arbroath Pipe Band. There is also a trailer for the BBC's movie of the month, "Draws". The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.