South Park

- Season 13

(2009)

The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.

Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.

In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine.

The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters."

Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.

Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.

Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.

When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.

Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.

The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.

Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.

The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.

Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.

When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.