South Park

- Season 9

(2005)

Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.

The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.

Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?

The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.

When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.

Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.

When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.

Butters fakes his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.

Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same sex marriage bill.

Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.

Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.

When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to send it home.

Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.