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Sep 03, 2021
Simon and Lewis are back to discuss jet-packs and aliens.
Sep 10, 2021
Noah's Ark arrives in Ipswich and ghosts haunt Birmingham builders.
Sep 17, 2021
Simon and Lewis discuss more bizarre animal news.
Sep 24, 2021
This week, Ikea delves into candle-making and Simon gives Lewis an improvisation lesson.
Oct 01, 2021
This week, baked beans and alpacas make the headlines. Not in the same story.
Oct 08, 2021
This week, a naked man's wild boar chase becomes immortalized in plastic, and parrots are separated at a zoo after encouraging each other to swear.
Oct 15, 2021
This week, we talk about beautiful poos and eating in toilets. Not in the same story.
Oct 22, 2021
This week, a weird story happens and THEN a naked woman drives a golf cart right through it.
Oct 29, 2021
This week, Simon and Lewis play the Florida Man game and discuss some iguana news.
Nov 05, 2021
Simon and Lewis have another important PSA for you, so listen up.
Nov 12, 2021
A naughty man receives instant karma.
Nov 19, 2021
10,000 adult butt toys are stuck in a truck in Calais, the man with world's largest penis weights it to prove it's real, and a new study finds 40% of people would have sex with a robot.
Nov 26, 2021
Bigfoot is real, and we can prove it.
Dec 17, 2021
An angry parrot swears in a Northern accent, a rat-eating heron is the hero of New York, and a duck is heard muttering "you bloody fool".
Dec 24, 2021
Simon and Lewis check back in on the Gävle goat, and talk about the new Christmas dinner in a can and the most expensive items ever gifted.
Dec 31, 2021
An arctic UFO base was found on Google Maps and a time-traveler from the year 5000 has a photograph of the apocalypse.
Jan 07, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss the garden where everything can kill you, a man banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much, and a man on a mission to collect a chip from every Wetherspoon in the UK.
Jan 14, 2022
A giant stone phallus collection was stolen, it's raining scorpions in Egypt, and the police were called after a large pig named 'Papa Pig' blocked traffic.
Jan 21, 2022
Bird of the year was won by a bat, DogTV is here, and a man has photographed a naked alien with a bulbous head.
Feb 04, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss an asparagus psychic's 2022 predictions, a big potato statue cut down by vandals, and Doug the mutant spud.
Feb 11, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss the Mystery of the San Francisco Gingerbread Monolith and the Psycho squirrel on a 48-hour rampage.
Feb 18, 2022
A man balances 85 spoons on his body for a world record, another man finds nightmarish 'Grim Reaper' figures in his garden, and a grandmother is issued with a restraining order to stop her from feeding carrots to a 'sad' horse.
Feb 25, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss the house with a shark in its roof, horny sea snakes, a 4-foot-long crocodile in a back garden in Yorkshire, and a man who discovered a woman he matched with on Tinder was his dog's previous owner.
Mar 04, 2022
A family was scared after a sinister clown painting appeared in their garden, suspected human remains turn out to be a life-size doll, and a B.C. woman finds a naked man was living in the trunk of her car for 3 days.
Mar 11, 2022
Sonic robs a bank, an investigator was left in stitches at a man's attempt to use a fraudulent passport, and an Australian council decided to ban cats outside unless they are on a lead.
Mar 18, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss a giant strawberry which set a Guinness world record, the big Idaho Potato Hotel, and a cross-country skiing-Finn who suffered an unfortunate appendage freezing.
Mar 25, 2022
A zoo hires a Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed monkeys, a 500-pound bear known as "Hank the Tank" breaks into another lake home, and Danish police seek info on an apparent escaped kangaroo.
Apr 15, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss Kawasaki's ride-able robot goat, an Alexa which told a child to touch a live plug with a penny, and ghost forest tree farts.
Apr 22, 2022
A woman searches for a bum tattoo man, there's a national shortage of naked men, and an Irish barista ends up in the hospital after holding in farts for two years.
Apr 29, 2022
A local log finds its forever home in an ocean park, an Antarctic post office is hiring, and scientists ignore Stephen Hawking's warning.
May 06, 2022
A Spider-Man was warned not to poo on the rocks near a canal, the author of "How to Murder Your Husband" shoots her husband, and a couple call the police after human hair was seen coming out of their car.
May 13, 2022
A dog was saved by a sausage drone, a bar minister with PTSD was refused entry at a Houston area dive over a service dog, and a family discovers five bears hibernating under their house.
May 20, 2022
In this special, cereal-themed installment, Simon has found no less than five stories about cereal.
May 27, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss rejected personalized license plates from Florida, a man in a poop emoji costume who let off a stink bomb at a meeting, and machine gun feral hogs in a helicopter.
Jun 03, 2022
Simin and Lewis discuss news surrounding the Jubilee. God save The Queen.
Jun 10, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss pee news.
Jun 17, 2022
We discover Simon's pet name.
Jun 24, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss a man who has fulfilled his dream of living as an actual dog. That's right.
Jul 01, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss a missing tortoise which was found in an attic 30 years later, alive and well.
Jul 08, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss the Turin Shroud of potatoes.
Jul 15, 2022
Simon and Lewis discuss the Raleigh Company, which will pay $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home.
Jul 22, 2022
A breastfeeding mom fights off a bald eagle to save her pet goose, and the tiny mites that have sex on our faces have a problem.
Jul 29, 2022
Lewis the Prospector finds a special kind of treasure.
Aug 05, 2022
Simin and Lewis come across a novel concept - reusing water.
Aug 12, 2022
Lewis considers the best way to propose to an alligator to save the city's cider supply.
Aug 19, 2022
Can you think of a greater, more noble challenge than what this man has achieved?
Aug 26, 2022
Simon and Lewis stumble across one of the greatest stories of our time.
Sep 09, 2022
Why did the chef chase him for 15 minutes?
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Simon's Peculiar Portions Season 2 (2021) is released on Sep 03, 2021 and the latest season 2 of Simon's Peculiar Portions is released in 2021. Watch Simon's Peculiar Portions online - the English Comedy TV series from United Kingdom. Simon's Peculiar Portions is directed by Simon Lane,Tom Bates and created by Simon Lane with Simon Lane and Lewis Brindley.