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Mystery jetpack man invades LAX airspace
S02E01 · Mystery jetpack man invades LAX airspace

Sep 03, 2021

Simon and Lewis are back to discuss jet-packs and aliens.

Noah's Ark impounded in Ipswich
S02E02 · Noah's Ark impounded in Ipswich

Sep 10, 2021

Noah's Ark arrives in Ipswich and ghosts haunt Birmingham builders.

A list of animals people think they could take in a fight
S02E03 · A list of animals people think they could take in a fight

Sep 17, 2021

Simon and Lewis discuss more bizarre animal news.

Ikea's meatball scented candles
S02E04 · Ikea's meatball scented candles

Sep 24, 2021

This week, Ikea delves into candle-making and Simon gives Lewis an improvisation lesson.

Baked bean bandit menaces small village
S02E05 · Baked bean bandit menaces small village

Oct 01, 2021

This week, baked beans and alpacas make the headlines. Not in the same story.

Naked man's wild boar chase immortalised in plastic
S02E06 · Naked man's wild boar chase immortalised in plastic

Oct 08, 2021

This week, a naked man's wild boar chase becomes immortalized in plastic, and parrots are separated at a zoo after encouraging each other to swear.

Rude meanings of popular names in Cantonese
S02E07 · Rude meanings of popular names in Cantonese

Oct 15, 2021

This week, we talk about beautiful poos and eating in toilets. Not in the same story.

Naked woman drives golf cart through police stand off
S02E08 · Naked woman drives golf cart through police stand off

Oct 22, 2021

This week, a weird story happens and THEN a naked woman drives a golf cart right through it.

The Florida Man game
S02E09 · The Florida Man game

Oct 29, 2021

This week, Simon and Lewis play the Florida Man game and discuss some iguana news.

Cows successfully potty trained
S02E10 · Cows successfully potty trained

Nov 05, 2021

Simon and Lewis have another important PSA for you, so listen up.

Fuel thief accidentally siphons motorhome toilet into his own mouth
S02E11 · Fuel thief accidentally siphons motorhome toilet into his own mouth

Nov 12, 2021

A naughty man receives instant karma.

10,000 adult butt toys stuck in truck in Calais
S02E12 · 10,000 adult butt toys stuck in truck in Calais

Nov 19, 2021

10,000 adult butt toys are stuck in a truck in Calais, the man with world's largest penis weights it to prove it's real, and a new study finds 40% of people would have sex with a robot.

Doll with scary note found in wall
S02E13 · Doll with scary note found in wall

Nov 26, 2021

Bigfoot is real, and we can prove it.

Angry parrot swears in Northern accent
S02E14 · Angry parrot swears in Northern accent

Dec 17, 2021

An angry parrot swears in a Northern accent, a rat-eating heron is the hero of New York, and a duck is heard muttering "you bloody fool".

The Gävle goat
S02E15 · The Gävle goat

Dec 24, 2021

Simon and Lewis check back in on the Gävle goat, and talk about the new Christmas dinner in a can and the most expensive items ever gifted.

Arctic UFO base found on Google Maps
S02E16 · Arctic UFO base found on Google Maps

Dec 31, 2021

An arctic UFO base was found on Google Maps and a time-traveler from the year 5000 has a photograph of the apocalypse.

The garden where everything can kill you
S02E17 · The garden where everything can kill you

Jan 07, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss the garden where everything can kill you, a man banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much, and a man on a mission to collect a chip from every Wetherspoon in the UK.

Giant stone phallus collection stolen
S02E18 · Giant stone phallus collection stolen

Jan 14, 2022

A giant stone phallus collection was stolen, it's raining scorpions in Egypt, and the police were called after a large pig named 'Papa Pig' blocked traffic.

Bird of the year won by a bat
S02E19 · Bird of the year won by a bat

Jan 21, 2022

Bird of the year was won by a bat, DogTV is here, and a man has photographed a naked alien with a bulbous head.

Asparagus psychic makes 2022 predictions
S02E20 · Asparagus psychic makes 2022 predictions

Feb 04, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss an asparagus psychic's 2022 predictions, a big potato statue cut down by vandals, and Doug the mutant spud.

The Mystery of the San Francisco Gingerbread Monolith
S02E21 · The Mystery of the San Francisco Gingerbread Monolith

Feb 11, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss the Mystery of the San Francisco Gingerbread Monolith and the Psycho squirrel on a 48-hour rampage.

Man balances 85 spoons on his body for world record
S02E22 · Man balances 85 spoons on his body for world record

Feb 18, 2022

A man balances 85 spoons on his body for a world record, another man finds nightmarish 'Grim Reaper' figures in his garden, and a grandmother is issued with a restraining order to stop her from feeding carrots to a 'sad' horse.

The house with a shark stuck in its roof
S02E23 · The house with a shark stuck in its roof

Feb 25, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss the house with a shark in its roof, horny sea snakes, a 4-foot-long crocodile in a back garden in Yorkshire, and a man who discovered a woman he matched with on Tinder was his dog's previous owner.

Family discover sinister clown painting in their garden
S02E24 · Family discover sinister clown painting in their garden

Mar 04, 2022

A family was scared after a sinister clown painting appeared in their garden, suspected human remains turn out to be a life-size doll, and a B.C. woman finds a naked man was living in the trunk of her car for 3 days.

Sonic The Hedgehog robs bank
S02E25 · Sonic The Hedgehog robs bank

Mar 11, 2022

Sonic robs a bank, an investigator was left in stitches at a man's attempt to use a fraudulent passport, and an Australian council decided to ban cats outside unless they are on a lead.

Giant strawberry sets Guinness world record
S02E26 · Giant strawberry sets Guinness world record

Mar 18, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss a giant strawberry which set a Guinness world record, the big Idaho Potato Hotel, and a cross-country skiing-Finn who suffered an unfortunate appendage freezing.

Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed monkeys
S02E27 · Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed monkeys

Mar 25, 2022

A zoo hires a Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed monkeys, a 500-pound bear known as "Hank the Tank" breaks into another lake home, and Danish police seek info on an apparent escaped kangaroo.

The rideable robot goat
S02E28 · The rideable robot goat

Apr 15, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss Kawasaki's ride-able robot goat, an Alexa which told a child to touch a live plug with a penny, and ghost forest tree farts.

Bum news
S02E29 · Bum news

Apr 22, 2022

A woman searches for a bum tattoo man, there's a national shortage of naked men, and an Irish barista ends up in the hospital after holding in farts for two years.

Local log finds forever home
S02E30 · Local log finds forever home

Apr 29, 2022

A local log finds its forever home in an ocean park, an Antarctic post office is hiring, and scientists ignore Stephen Hawking's warning.

Spider-man warned not to poo on canal rocks
S02E31 · Spider-man warned not to poo on canal rocks

May 06, 2022

A Spider-Man was warned not to poo on the rocks near a canal, the author of "How to Murder Your Husband" shoots her husband, and a couple call the police after human hair was seen coming out of their car.

Dog lured to safety by sausage drone
S02E32 · Dog lured to safety by sausage drone

May 13, 2022

A dog was saved by a sausage drone, a bar minister with PTSD was refused entry at a Houston area dive over a service dog, and a family discovers five bears hibernating under their house.

Cereal news
S02E33 · Cereal news

May 20, 2022

In this special, cereal-themed installment, Simon has found no less than five stories about cereal.

Florida: The best and worst personalised license plates
S02E34 · Florida: The best and worst personalised license plates

May 27, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss rejected personalized license plates from Florida, a man in a poop emoji costume who let off a stink bomb at a meeting, and machine gun feral hogs in a helicopter.

Jubilee News
S02E35 · Jubilee News

Jun 03, 2022

Simin and Lewis discuss news surrounding the Jubilee. God save The Queen.

Pee news
S02E36 · Pee news

Jun 10, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss pee news.

2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers
S02E37 · 2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers

Jun 17, 2022

We discover Simon's pet name.

Man spends $15k to live as a dog
S02E38 · Man spends $15k to live as a dog

Jun 24, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss a man who has fulfilled his dream of living as an actual dog. That's right.

Missing tortoise survives 30 years in attic
S02E39 · Missing tortoise survives 30 years in attic

Jul 01, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss a missing tortoise which was found in an attic 30 years later, alive and well.

Woman keeps smiling potato for 5 years
S02E40 · Woman keeps smiling potato for 5 years

Jul 08, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss the Turin Shroud of potatoes.

Company pays $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home
S02E41 · Company pays $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home

Jul 15, 2022

Simon and Lewis discuss the Raleigh Company, which will pay $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home.

Mr. Happy Face, World's Ugliest Dog
S02E42 · Mr. Happy Face, World's Ugliest Dog

Jul 22, 2022

A breastfeeding mom fights off a bald eagle to save her pet goose, and the tiny mites that have sex on our faces have a problem.

Man Finds Intact Woolly Mammoth
S02E43 · Man Finds Intact Woolly Mammoth

Jul 29, 2022

Lewis the Prospector finds a special kind of treasure.

Beer made from recycled toilet water
S02E44 · Beer made from recycled toilet water

Aug 05, 2022

Simin and Lewis come across a novel concept - reusing water.

Mexican mayor marries alligator
S02E45 · Mexican mayor marries alligator

Aug 12, 2022

Lewis considers the best way to propose to an alligator to save the city's cider supply.

Man pushes peanut up mountain with his nose
S02E46 · Man pushes peanut up mountain with his nose

Aug 19, 2022

Can you think of a greater, more noble challenge than what this man has achieved?

Indian farmers stream fake cricket match to Russian betters
S02E47 · Indian farmers stream fake cricket match to Russian betters

Aug 26, 2022

Simon and Lewis stumble across one of the greatest stories of our time.

Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu
S02E48 · Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu

Sep 09, 2022

Why did the chef chase him for 15 minutes?

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Simon's Peculiar Portions Season 2 (2021) is released on Sep 03, 2021 and the latest season 2 of Simon's Peculiar Portions is released in 2021. Watch Simon's Peculiar Portions online - the English Comedy TV series from United Kingdom. Simon's Peculiar Portions is directed by Simon Lane,Tom Bates and created by Simon Lane with Simon Lane and Lewis Brindley.

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