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![California Beach Invaded by 10,000 Penis Fish](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/ddc9ee68-4ff2-45d4-9716-75519f8f3373.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jan 24, 2020
Simon, Lewis and Tom chat about the guy who ate Kevin Bacon's balls and penis fish.
![Is this the World's Weirdest Pizza Topping?](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/2b572ed9-2162-4915-8a90-0c5d100ecf0e.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jan 31, 2020
Simon and Lewis chat about the tortoise who saved his species and have an unusually heated talk about pizza toppings.
![Mutant goat with human face worshipped as god](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/e90976d5-cba7-4a94-8348-539e694143f8.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Feb 07, 2020
Simon and Lewis chat about the goat born with the face of a man and load of horny old bats.
![Mystery message left on shop counter in Grimsby](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/597972db-bb41-4125-9620-6c1dca1b4136.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Feb 14, 2020
Simon tells us about a crazy Elsa doll and a very peculiar letter in the town of Grimsby.
![Why This Pig Loves Cuddles, Cookies, and Kanye](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/20d0388c-cff7-4330-9759-0d2dce283b25.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Feb 21, 2020
A grandma falls from the 7th floor of an apartment building and survives by landing on vegetables.
![Should PETA replace famous groundhog with a robot?](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/ee7a1a09-d20a-48a7-ba2d-accc06df3d00.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Feb 28, 2020
Monkeys invade a village, PETA wants a robot groundhog and Cafe Rouge goes cheese mad.
![Tesla's Hate Phantoms](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/2d52fadd-eb27-419e-a24d-29795901546f.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Mar 06, 2020
Scientists train rats to drive and we look at a questionable toy.
![Penis Man graffiti artist arrested by 25 SWAT officers](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/e1ae3a1f-94fb-4f26-85f0-d60a1ef15db8.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Mar 13, 2020
Lewis mimes the head of YT swallowing tubs of dog semen.
![Bride Gambles On Fart and Loses in a Big Way](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/d3269458-d56f-4f8d-aa81-8da1fee66641.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Mar 20, 2020
A man sits in a barrel on a pole. Why?
![Why This Prime Real Estate Is Selling For Only 100 Pounds](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/c9f22c6a-05bb-4edd-9420-68815d1b516e.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Mar 27, 2020
The guys attempt to sort through Simon's latest pick of weird internet news, but quickly become distracted by cat pictures.
![$20,000 Artwork Accidentally Destroyed by Critic](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/8e568349-1c4d-415d-823d-4f7768a357b3.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Apr 03, 2020
The guys make a modern art piece.
![Mum Trapped Under Bed, Drinks Own Vomit to Survive](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/245ee0c7-eeaf-42a7-aa40-61826121534f.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Apr 10, 2020
Lewis and Simon look at perhaps their strangest story yet.
![Top 40 Florida Man Stories](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/825e7ca1-640c-4d04-9eb2-d9e620077729.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Apr 17, 2020
The guys make art.
![Grumpy Man Writes Daily Complaint Letters For 42 Years](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/72807558-72a0-4411-9afd-da622acb0780.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Apr 24, 2020
A dog is put in charge of a town and Simon and Lewis look at some tiny gonads.
![Hole In Wall Voted Top UK Tourist Spot](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/ad4d9d60-1566-47c4-916f-9004b9191ac5.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
May 01, 2020
A baboon absolutely goes for it - good for him.
![Horse Allowed On Plane, Flies First Class](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/4df5abf3-2680-4e38-bffd-158279950cf3.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
May 08, 2020
A horse gets to fly in luxury, and he's not even taking advantage of the window seat.
![Man Brings Llama To Sister's Wedding](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/d2793499-a1c6-4ed1-b794-4cea9a4b60b6.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
May 15, 2020
A man shows off his hot date to the whole family.
![You Can Now Go Naked Walking With Llamas](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/b8bc4ab8-533b-48c1-bb45-fd2eda49a73d.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
May 22, 2020
A parental unit makes a questionable decision for their son and we have some llama news closer to home.
![This Man Can Control A Robot With His Bum](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/bf1088a7-eae2-431d-85df-9c3c48017031.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
May 29, 2020
The guys look at some weird butt stuff.
![Zoo Holds More Polar Bear Poo Than There Are Polar Bears](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/3333d5ae-140d-44b0-8428-65728e02ff06.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jun 05, 2020
This week, a brand new segment - poo news.
![Man Uses Trained Hamsters To Get Free Hotel Rooms](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/8c7df2e6-56a4-4e40-9aaf-8bf2c274fc80.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jun 12, 2020
A poor woman has the worst date of probably anyone's life.
![Solved: The North Carolina Potato Mystery](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/896ba043-5da2-44a7-bd44-af0e609ca1db.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jun 19, 2020
How far would you go to shoo off a snake?
![Dog Captured By Hawk, Found 28 Hours Later](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/703f3474-c86d-4b98-a791-547632994bfa.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jun 26, 2020
Simon and Lewis describe the potential plot of Homeward Bound 3.
![Van Dwelling Hipster Tattoos Entire Body Blue](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/c7e35517-c871-472f-981c-d806374303c4.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jul 03, 2020
A man blue himself.
![Reading The Best Headlines Ever](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/c786153c-75e0-42e1-b5a2-2f3244a3b88b.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jul 10, 2020
Simon and Lewis read the best headlines ever.
![The Weirdest McDonald's Food From Around The World](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/9b3be4ce-baf5-47f5-ac54-1e797ee1a8a9.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jul 17, 2020
The guys look at breakfast curry burgers.
![Man's Carbonara Made Italians 'Weep'](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/13150e31-1882-4c51-8074-aefa39be734e.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jul 24, 2020
Simon and Lewis read some of the best headlines ever.
![Bolivian Pan Flute Orchestra Hunted By Wolves, Ghosts](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/109a60ce-8761-4628-a13f-937f84d05156.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jul 31, 2020
The Bolivian Pan Flute orchestra are in a spot of trouble.
![Florida Man Strikes Again](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/02dc189e-1df6-425a-a06e-e8da527c2dcc.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Aug 07, 2020
Florida man is back and hold onto your hats, this one is a wild ride.
![Haunted Toaster Posessed By Devil](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/1d152468-c3e4-4afe-acc2-d56c8365e422.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Aug 14, 2020
This poor woman puts up with a lot for some good toast.
![Alcoholic Monkey Attacks 250 People](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/73683c4c-313e-40b2-8fa6-aa1ea2ff5258.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Aug 21, 2020
That's right, you read the title correctly - an alcoholic monkey attacks 250 people. That's not even the weirdest news this week, but it's the only one that was safe to put in the title.
![This Giant Teddy Bear's Massive Legs Are Freaking Us Out](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/ea66f608-efd5-491c-8491-1894171a5b45.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Aug 28, 2020
This giant teddy bear is freaking us out and we take a trip down memory lane.
![Ninja Studies Degree Now Available](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/a89377a2-e013-4901-94aa-9365aa09e52a.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Sep 04, 2020
There's a Ninja Studies Degree now available and the lives of a family are saved by a naked passerby.
![Duck Walks Into Pub, Downs Pint, Fights Dog, Loses](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/14f84c35-081a-4a44-a8e9-a1c793411f01.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Sep 11, 2020
This week, there's a lot of animal news including boozy ducks and illegal pig juices.
![Airplane Passenger Attempts To Reheat Pizza Using LED Light Which Produces No Heat](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/44e3b15e-6c7e-4856-b94d-283cbca15cd5.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Sep 18, 2020
An airplane passenger attempts to reheat a pizza using an LED light which produces no heat.
![The Explosive Physics of Pooping Penguins](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/86f6f297-b1f4-44d8-9306-204cbf94535b.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Sep 25, 2020
We learn a disgusting fact about penguins, leaving us horrified and breathless.
![Author of Book on Mushrooms Lets Mushrooms Eat Book, Then Eats Mushrooms](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/1c0f8f40-eac3-441d-849c-58d45e3f7868.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Oct 02, 2020
A man eats his own book.
![The Only Surgeon with a 300 Percent Mortality Rate](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/3d0699df-96d6-462b-b413-f71561381f0c.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Oct 09, 2020
Lewis and Simon look through the annals of old news - very old news.
![The Man Who Made a Fortune From Terrible Business Decisions](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/bba1e4cb-fdc3-4f34-b6d1-85d939f1758f.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Oct 16, 2020
Look here, it's another week if classics, absolute Stonkers if you will.
![The Very First Pepe](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/b7bb7f5c-68c4-41c0-89b1-c0141f4b8b91.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Oct 23, 2020
Lewis and Simon look at the dancing plague, the story of a 200 foot woman and a splendid array of Victorian Christmas cards.
![Simon's Spookuliar Portions](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/a9f014b7-ac1f-46ab-b3f6-2d969b0f2bc6.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Oct 30, 2020
Happy Halloween. Lewis and Simon discuss vampire fish falling from the sky in Alaska and St. Osyth - Essex's most haunted village.
![The Fart That Could Have Ended the World](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/ade3b2b1-a964-4b2d-a7a1-633902d09f6d.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Nov 06, 2020
Lewis and Simon look at incorrect doomsday prophecies, including the fart that could have ended the world.
![Inflatable Children's Toy Mistakenly Given Very Adult Anatomy](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/c89e7f03-b0ed-496f-89ae-798dec6eb701.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Nov 13, 2020
Lewis just finds Toby Carvery hilarious for some reason we'll never understand.
![Real Life Annabelle Escapes](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/5b34e510-5026-47e3-85c4-8c36c54bb36e.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Nov 20, 2020
Lewis and Simon examine a family of cockroaches living in a man's ear, a Norwegian island that wants to abolish time and the escape of the real Annabelle doll that inspired the Conjuring films.
![Lewis and Simon Talk About Crabs For 19 Minutes](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/964a447e-13dc-4ae9-8e6b-677ab35535ab.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Nov 27, 2020
Today, we start talking about crabs and just don't stop for 19 minutes.
![This Sheep Costs $490,000 For One Reason](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/e1662d42-b04e-41b4-a95b-2d3194f43cba.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Dec 04, 2020
Simon an Lewis look at the most expensive sheep in the world, a man who took a horse and cart to KFC and some feral pigs that ate $22k worth of coke.
![Watching The Professional Slapping World Champion's Greatest Matches](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/b9320f2a-3f7c-4765-9c7d-7947f22e6784.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Dec 11, 2020
Lewis and Simon watch men slap each other for 17 minutes, and it's surprisingly addictive.
![Looking at the Strangest Christmas Meals](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/5f59e9a9-e419-42ec-9206-e13225694f74.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas. Simon's PP is tinsel-donned and full of festive cheer.
![This Lizard Holds the World Record For Largest Ever Animal Poop](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/a711054c-2e26-4a62-99fd-177fc4e17110.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jan 01, 2021
Can you imagine being more poop than human?
![Nude News](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/3df0acc5-6d8e-4c1e-95cc-e72e0aca56cc.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jan 08, 2021
A very special nude news this week which includes, confusingly, how to defend yourself from a polar bear.
![The Queen's Caravan is Now Available](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/c885e043-e06a-4b58-836b-4469579c8343.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jan 15, 2021
This caravan truly is royal and fit for The Queen. It even has Union Jack cushions.
![YouTuber Sets Fire To $200,000 Car For Content](https://static-sg.winudf.com/video/image/3add4fea-ce36-4f42-8cc6-d5aed5fa1970.jpg?imageMogr2/thumbnail/x300/format/webp)
Jan 22, 2021
What's happening in the Russia of America this week?
About
Simon's Peculiar Portions Season 1 (2020) is released on Jan 24, 2020 and the latest season 2 of Simon's Peculiar Portions is released in 2021. Watch Simon's Peculiar Portions online - the English Comedy TV series from United Kingdom. Simon's Peculiar Portions is directed by Simon Lane,Tom Bates and created by Simon Lane with Simon Lane and Lewis Brindley.