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California Beach Invaded by 10,000 Penis Fish
S01E01 · California Beach Invaded by 10,000 Penis Fish

Jan 24, 2020

Simon, Lewis and Tom chat about the guy who ate Kevin Bacon's balls and penis fish.

Is this the World's Weirdest Pizza Topping?
S01E02 · Is this the World's Weirdest Pizza Topping?

Jan 31, 2020

Simon and Lewis chat about the tortoise who saved his species and have an unusually heated talk about pizza toppings.

Mutant goat with human face worshipped as god
S01E03 · Mutant goat with human face worshipped as god

Feb 07, 2020

Simon and Lewis chat about the goat born with the face of a man and load of horny old bats.

Mystery message left on shop counter in Grimsby
S01E04 · Mystery message left on shop counter in Grimsby

Feb 14, 2020

Simon tells us about a crazy Elsa doll and a very peculiar letter in the town of Grimsby.

Why This Pig Loves Cuddles, Cookies, and Kanye
S01E05 · Why This Pig Loves Cuddles, Cookies, and Kanye

Feb 21, 2020

A grandma falls from the 7th floor of an apartment building and survives by landing on vegetables.

Should PETA replace famous groundhog with a robot?
S01E06 · Should PETA replace famous groundhog with a robot?

Feb 28, 2020

Monkeys invade a village, PETA wants a robot groundhog and Cafe Rouge goes cheese mad.

Tesla's Hate Phantoms
S01E07 · Tesla's Hate Phantoms

Mar 06, 2020

Scientists train rats to drive and we look at a questionable toy.

Penis Man graffiti artist arrested by 25 SWAT officers
S01E08 · Penis Man graffiti artist arrested by 25 SWAT officers

Mar 13, 2020

Lewis mimes the head of YT swallowing tubs of dog semen.

Bride Gambles On Fart and Loses in a Big Way
S01E09 · Bride Gambles On Fart and Loses in a Big Way

Mar 20, 2020

A man sits in a barrel on a pole. Why?

Why This Prime Real Estate Is Selling For Only 100 Pounds
S01E10 · Why This Prime Real Estate Is Selling For Only 100 Pounds

Mar 27, 2020

The guys attempt to sort through Simon's latest pick of weird internet news, but quickly become distracted by cat pictures.

$20,000 Artwork Accidentally Destroyed by Critic
S01E11 · $20,000 Artwork Accidentally Destroyed by Critic

Apr 03, 2020

The guys make a modern art piece.

Mum Trapped Under Bed, Drinks Own Vomit to Survive
S01E12 · Mum Trapped Under Bed, Drinks Own Vomit to Survive

Apr 10, 2020

Lewis and Simon look at perhaps their strangest story yet.

Top 40 Florida Man Stories
S01E13 · Top 40 Florida Man Stories

Apr 17, 2020

The guys make art.

Grumpy Man Writes Daily Complaint Letters For 42 Years
S01E14 · Grumpy Man Writes Daily Complaint Letters For 42 Years

Apr 24, 2020

A dog is put in charge of a town and Simon and Lewis look at some tiny gonads.

Hole In Wall Voted Top UK Tourist Spot
S01E15 · Hole In Wall Voted Top UK Tourist Spot

May 01, 2020

A baboon absolutely goes for it - good for him.

Horse Allowed On Plane, Flies First Class
S01E16 · Horse Allowed On Plane, Flies First Class

May 08, 2020

A horse gets to fly in luxury, and he's not even taking advantage of the window seat.

Man Brings Llama To Sister's Wedding
S01E17 · Man Brings Llama To Sister's Wedding

May 15, 2020

A man shows off his hot date to the whole family.

You Can Now Go Naked Walking With Llamas
S01E18 · You Can Now Go Naked Walking With Llamas

May 22, 2020

A parental unit makes a questionable decision for their son and we have some llama news closer to home.

This Man Can Control A Robot With His Bum
S01E19 · This Man Can Control A Robot With His Bum

May 29, 2020

The guys look at some weird butt stuff.

Zoo Holds More Polar Bear Poo Than There Are Polar Bears
S01E20 · Zoo Holds More Polar Bear Poo Than There Are Polar Bears

Jun 05, 2020

This week, a brand new segment - poo news.

Man Uses Trained Hamsters To Get Free Hotel Rooms
S01E21 · Man Uses Trained Hamsters To Get Free Hotel Rooms

Jun 12, 2020

A poor woman has the worst date of probably anyone's life.

Solved: The North Carolina Potato Mystery
S01E22 · Solved: The North Carolina Potato Mystery

Jun 19, 2020

How far would you go to shoo off a snake?

Dog Captured By Hawk, Found 28 Hours Later
S01E23 · Dog Captured By Hawk, Found 28 Hours Later

Jun 26, 2020

Simon and Lewis describe the potential plot of Homeward Bound 3.

Van Dwelling Hipster Tattoos Entire Body Blue
S01E24 · Van Dwelling Hipster Tattoos Entire Body Blue

Jul 03, 2020

A man blue himself.

Reading The Best Headlines Ever
S01E25 · Reading The Best Headlines Ever

Jul 10, 2020

Simon and Lewis read the best headlines ever.

The Weirdest McDonald's Food From Around The World
S01E26 · The Weirdest McDonald's Food From Around The World

Jul 17, 2020

The guys look at breakfast curry burgers.

Man's Carbonara Made Italians 'Weep'
S01E27 · Man's Carbonara Made Italians 'Weep'

Jul 24, 2020

Simon and Lewis read some of the best headlines ever.

Bolivian Pan Flute Orchestra Hunted By Wolves, Ghosts
S01E28 · Bolivian Pan Flute Orchestra Hunted By Wolves, Ghosts

Jul 31, 2020

The Bolivian Pan Flute orchestra are in a spot of trouble.

Florida Man Strikes Again
S01E29 · Florida Man Strikes Again

Aug 07, 2020

Florida man is back and hold onto your hats, this one is a wild ride.

Haunted Toaster Posessed By Devil
S01E30 · Haunted Toaster Posessed By Devil

Aug 14, 2020

This poor woman puts up with a lot for some good toast.

Alcoholic Monkey Attacks 250 People
S01E31 · Alcoholic Monkey Attacks 250 People

Aug 21, 2020

That's right, you read the title correctly - an alcoholic monkey attacks 250 people. That's not even the weirdest news this week, but it's the only one that was safe to put in the title.

This Giant Teddy Bear's Massive Legs Are Freaking Us Out
S01E32 · This Giant Teddy Bear's Massive Legs Are Freaking Us Out

Aug 28, 2020

This giant teddy bear is freaking us out and we take a trip down memory lane.

Ninja Studies Degree Now Available
S01E33 · Ninja Studies Degree Now Available

Sep 04, 2020

There's a Ninja Studies Degree now available and the lives of a family are saved by a naked passerby.

Duck Walks Into Pub, Downs Pint, Fights Dog, Loses
S01E34 · Duck Walks Into Pub, Downs Pint, Fights Dog, Loses

Sep 11, 2020

This week, there's a lot of animal news including boozy ducks and illegal pig juices.

Airplane Passenger Attempts To Reheat Pizza Using LED Light Which Produces No Heat
S01E35 · Airplane Passenger Attempts To Reheat Pizza Using LED Light Which Produces No Heat

Sep 18, 2020

An airplane passenger attempts to reheat a pizza using an LED light which produces no heat.

The Explosive Physics of Pooping Penguins
S01E36 · The Explosive Physics of Pooping Penguins

Sep 25, 2020

We learn a disgusting fact about penguins, leaving us horrified and breathless.

Author of Book on Mushrooms Lets Mushrooms Eat Book, Then Eats Mushrooms
S01E37 · Author of Book on Mushrooms Lets Mushrooms Eat Book, Then Eats Mushrooms

Oct 02, 2020

A man eats his own book.

The Only Surgeon with a 300 Percent Mortality Rate
S01E38 · The Only Surgeon with a 300 Percent Mortality Rate

Oct 09, 2020

Lewis and Simon look through the annals of old news - very old news.

The Man Who Made a Fortune From Terrible Business Decisions
S01E39 · The Man Who Made a Fortune From Terrible Business Decisions

Oct 16, 2020

Look here, it's another week if classics, absolute Stonkers if you will.

The Very First Pepe
S01E40 · The Very First Pepe

Oct 23, 2020

Lewis and Simon look at the dancing plague, the story of a 200 foot woman and a splendid array of Victorian Christmas cards.

Simon's Spookuliar Portions
S01E41 · Simon's Spookuliar Portions

Oct 30, 2020

Happy Halloween. Lewis and Simon discuss vampire fish falling from the sky in Alaska and St. Osyth - Essex's most haunted village.

The Fart That Could Have Ended the World
S01E42 · The Fart That Could Have Ended the World

Nov 06, 2020

Lewis and Simon look at incorrect doomsday prophecies, including the fart that could have ended the world.

Inflatable Children's Toy Mistakenly Given Very Adult Anatomy
S01E43 · Inflatable Children's Toy Mistakenly Given Very Adult Anatomy

Nov 13, 2020

Lewis just finds Toby Carvery hilarious for some reason we'll never understand.

Real Life Annabelle Escapes
S01E44 · Real Life Annabelle Escapes

Nov 20, 2020

Lewis and Simon examine a family of cockroaches living in a man's ear, a Norwegian island that wants to abolish time and the escape of the real Annabelle doll that inspired the Conjuring films.

Lewis and Simon Talk About Crabs For 19 Minutes
S01E45 · Lewis and Simon Talk About Crabs For 19 Minutes

Nov 27, 2020

Today, we start talking about crabs and just don't stop for 19 minutes.

This Sheep Costs $490,000 For One Reason
S01E46 · This Sheep Costs $490,000 For One Reason

Dec 04, 2020

Simon an Lewis look at the most expensive sheep in the world, a man who took a horse and cart to KFC and some feral pigs that ate $22k worth of coke.

Watching The Professional Slapping World Champion's Greatest Matches
S01E47 · Watching The Professional Slapping World Champion's Greatest Matches

Dec 11, 2020

Lewis and Simon watch men slap each other for 17 minutes, and it's surprisingly addictive.

Looking at the Strangest Christmas Meals
S01E48 · Looking at the Strangest Christmas Meals

Dec 25, 2020

Merry Christmas. Simon's PP is tinsel-donned and full of festive cheer.

This Lizard Holds the World Record For Largest Ever Animal Poop
S01E49 · This Lizard Holds the World Record For Largest Ever Animal Poop

Jan 01, 2021

Can you imagine being more poop than human?

Nude News
S01E50 · Nude News

Jan 08, 2021

A very special nude news this week which includes, confusingly, how to defend yourself from a polar bear.

The Queen's Caravan is Now Available
S01E51 · The Queen's Caravan is Now Available

Jan 15, 2021

This caravan truly is royal and fit for The Queen. It even has Union Jack cushions.

YouTuber Sets Fire To $200,000 Car For Content
S01E52 · YouTuber Sets Fire To $200,000 Car For Content

Jan 22, 2021

What's happening in the Russia of America this week?

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Simon's Peculiar Portions Season 1 (2020) is released on Jan 24, 2020 and the latest season 2 of Simon's Peculiar Portions is released in 2021. Watch Simon's Peculiar Portions online - the English Comedy TV series from United Kingdom. Simon's Peculiar Portions is directed by Simon Lane,Tom Bates and created by Simon Lane with Simon Lane and Lewis Brindley.

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