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Jan 24, 2020
Simon, Lewis and Tom chat about the guy who ate Kevin Bacon's balls and penis fish.
Jan 31, 2020
Simon and Lewis chat about the tortoise who saved his species and have an unusually heated talk about pizza toppings.
Feb 07, 2020
Simon and Lewis chat about the goat born with the face of a man and load of horny old bats.
Feb 14, 2020
Simon tells us about a crazy Elsa doll and a very peculiar letter in the town of Grimsby.
Feb 21, 2020
A grandma falls from the 7th floor of an apartment building and survives by landing on vegetables.
Feb 28, 2020
Monkeys invade a village, PETA wants a robot groundhog and Cafe Rouge goes cheese mad.
Mar 06, 2020
Scientists train rats to drive and we look at a questionable toy.
Mar 13, 2020
Lewis mimes the head of YT swallowing tubs of dog semen.
Mar 20, 2020
A man sits in a barrel on a pole. Why?
Mar 27, 2020
The guys attempt to sort through Simon's latest pick of weird internet news, but quickly become distracted by cat pictures.
Apr 03, 2020
The guys make a modern art piece.
Apr 10, 2020
Lewis and Simon look at perhaps their strangest story yet.
Apr 17, 2020
The guys make art.
Apr 24, 2020
A dog is put in charge of a town and Simon and Lewis look at some tiny gonads.
May 01, 2020
A baboon absolutely goes for it - good for him.
May 08, 2020
A horse gets to fly in luxury, and he's not even taking advantage of the window seat.
May 15, 2020
A man shows off his hot date to the whole family.
May 22, 2020
A parental unit makes a questionable decision for their son and we have some llama news closer to home.
May 29, 2020
The guys look at some weird butt stuff.
Jun 05, 2020
This week, a brand new segment - poo news.
Jun 12, 2020
A poor woman has the worst date of probably anyone's life.
Jun 19, 2020
How far would you go to shoo off a snake?
Jun 26, 2020
Simon and Lewis describe the potential plot of Homeward Bound 3.
Jul 03, 2020
A man blue himself.
Jul 10, 2020
Simon and Lewis read the best headlines ever.
Jul 17, 2020
The guys look at breakfast curry burgers.
Jul 24, 2020
Simon and Lewis read some of the best headlines ever.
Jul 31, 2020
The Bolivian Pan Flute orchestra are in a spot of trouble.
Aug 07, 2020
Florida man is back and hold onto your hats, this one is a wild ride.
Aug 14, 2020
This poor woman puts up with a lot for some good toast.
Aug 21, 2020
That's right, you read the title correctly - an alcoholic monkey attacks 250 people. That's not even the weirdest news this week, but it's the only one that was safe to put in the title.
Aug 28, 2020
This giant teddy bear is freaking us out and we take a trip down memory lane.
Sep 04, 2020
There's a Ninja Studies Degree now available and the lives of a family are saved by a naked passerby.
Sep 11, 2020
This week, there's a lot of animal news including boozy ducks and illegal pig juices.
Sep 18, 2020
An airplane passenger attempts to reheat a pizza using an LED light which produces no heat.
Sep 25, 2020
We learn a disgusting fact about penguins, leaving us horrified and breathless.
Oct 02, 2020
A man eats his own book.
Oct 09, 2020
Lewis and Simon look through the annals of old news - very old news.
Oct 16, 2020
Look here, it's another week if classics, absolute Stonkers if you will.
Oct 23, 2020
Lewis and Simon look at the dancing plague, the story of a 200 foot woman and a splendid array of Victorian Christmas cards.
Oct 30, 2020
Happy Halloween. Lewis and Simon discuss vampire fish falling from the sky in Alaska and St. Osyth - Essex's most haunted village.
Nov 06, 2020
Lewis and Simon look at incorrect doomsday prophecies, including the fart that could have ended the world.
Nov 13, 2020
Lewis just finds Toby Carvery hilarious for some reason we'll never understand.
Nov 20, 2020
Lewis and Simon examine a family of cockroaches living in a man's ear, a Norwegian island that wants to abolish time and the escape of the real Annabelle doll that inspired the Conjuring films.
Nov 27, 2020
Today, we start talking about crabs and just don't stop for 19 minutes.
Dec 04, 2020
Simon an Lewis look at the most expensive sheep in the world, a man who took a horse and cart to KFC and some feral pigs that ate $22k worth of coke.
Dec 11, 2020
Lewis and Simon watch men slap each other for 17 minutes, and it's surprisingly addictive.
Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas. Simon's PP is tinsel-donned and full of festive cheer.
Jan 01, 2021
Can you imagine being more poop than human?
Jan 08, 2021
A very special nude news this week which includes, confusingly, how to defend yourself from a polar bear.
Jan 15, 2021
This caravan truly is royal and fit for The Queen. It even has Union Jack cushions.
Jan 22, 2021
What's happening in the Russia of America this week?
About
Simon's Peculiar Portions Season 1 (2020) is released on Jan 24, 2020 and the latest season 2 of Simon's Peculiar Portions is released in 2021. Watch Simon's Peculiar Portions online - the English Comedy TV series from United Kingdom. Simon's Peculiar Portions is directed by Simon Lane,Tom Bates and created by Simon Lane with Simon Lane and Lewis Brindley.