Half in the Bag

- Season 3

(2013)

Mike and Jay discuss The Last Stand, Arnold Schwarzenberg's mediocre return to starring in mediocre action movies. They also spend more time contemplating the Marlon Wayans spoof comedy A Haunted House than Marlon Wayans did when he wrote the script.

Mike and Jay discuss some movie that they've already forgotten the title of, as well as the critically darling, Movie 43.

Mike and Jay discuss Bruce Willis' latest paycheck. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett puts his foot down about the progress of his VCR repair.

Mike and Jay discuss the latest action fantasy films adapted from old timey fairy tales, and discuss this baffling recent trend.

Mike and Jay discuss all things Oz. As well as deal with Mr. Plinkett's recent drug addition problem.

Mike and Jay literally got to Hell to discuss yet another remake. This time it's Evil Dead, a modern update on the Sam Raimi cult classic.

After burying the body of Mailman Tommy, Mike and Jay discuss the sci fi action film Oblivion, directed by the guy responsible for everyone's favorite movie, Tron: Legacy. They then discuss the horror film The Lords of Salem, directed by the guy responsible for everyone's OTHER favorite movie, the Halloween remake.

While business begins to boom at the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay use their lunch break to talk about the latest Marvel film Pain and Gain, as well as Michael Bay's newest product, Iron Man 3.

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In the epic conclusion to Half in the Bag's "Hipster Trilogy," Mike and Jay discuss the "final" Hangover film (unless it makes a ton of money and a Hangover part IV is rushed into production) as well as After Earth, the latest collaboration of two of cinema's finest: M. Night Shyamalan and Will Smith.

Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans (a different Rich Evans or something) discuss the latest iteration of Superman, this one being too cool and "real" to actually be called Superman. Also, Mr. Plinkett receives some distressing news that may lead to him losing his house. Is this the end of Half in the Bag??!. (spoiler: it isn't)

Mike and Jay discuss two recent flops that both have the exact same poster.

Mike and Jay talk about Adam Sandler's recent abomination, and kidding themselves over the movie's positive points causes them to severely hemorrhage.

Mike and Jay discuss Guillermo Del Toro's sci fi fantasy monsters vs. robots film Pacific Rim.

Jay and Mike take on The Wolverine and also discuss the film that came before that, Xmen origins: Will. i. Amverine.

Jay and Mike find Plinkett and meet his new roommate, Palpy. While there they discuss movies they missed as well as talk about a movie called "Things".

Mike and Jay give Mr. Plinkett some chores to do while they discuss the lost in space adventure film Gravity starring George Clooney and Sandra Bullock as well as the horror flop Carrie.

Mike and Jay discuss a recent sci-fi flop and a sci-fi hit. First up is Ender's Game, based on the novel by Orson Scott Card and then the Marvel sequel Thor: The Dark World, in which Mike and Jay constantly refer to magical elves as aliens because who cares?

Happy Holidays, everyone. In this special Christmas episode Mike and Jay put Mr. Plinkett to work so they can be lazy and discuss Peter Jackson's latest six hour movie about little people walking around a lot, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.