Everything Wrong with...

- Season 7

(2019)

The movie is terrible and everyone involved should feel terrible.

Hereditary is freaky, creepy, original, and features some great performances. But it still has sins.

We enjoyed The Equalizer with Denzel. Most people did. But this Equalizer 2 sequel is NOTHING like the first movie. It's weird and long and so full of sins it makes your brain hurt.

Well, here's a Goosebumps knock-off directed by that gore-porn horror guy, Eli Roth. The results are as messy as you'd expect. And tons of sins.

Oy.

In observance in Glass, a new M. Night movie, we decided to go looking for sins in The Village. And holy hell - we found some. Like - holy hell.

It's almost like no one knows how to make a good Predator movie except John McTiernan. And honestly - that dude is available - so what's up?

Getting kind of tired of these lazy-ass animated movies masquerading as real movies. Smallfoot has sins - is lame - film at eleven.

Ooph. Just - don't ever watch this movie. Use that 2 hours for something you will enjoy and remember and not want to kill with fire.

This movie isn't terrible. It's just not as good as it wants to be. It's trying hard, I'll give it that. But it's no Paddington.

Just - I mean - how did we even - so recently - and with all the - how did this - I mean - seriously?

Venom made a TON of money. And it has lots of fans and lots of haters. We just watched it for sins, and found plenty.

Did you see it/them? I hope not, because you are dead. What? I know, right? This movie is BONKERS.

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Slumdog Millionaire was a crowd-pleaser, an awards contender, and it's full of sins as well. Phone a friend, throw the lifeline, and settle in for some sinful game show memories.

I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump. I'm a movie and I have sins.

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Ant-Man and the Wasp is a bit of harmless fun. Or something. It has mad sins, though.

The Crow is a movie that happened. I was there. Well, not there on set. But there in the theaters. Even then, so many years ago, I realized how sinful it was.

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Wow. This is a movie that came and went and is almost forgotten to time. But Monsters vs. Aliens DOES ultimately have sins. So we counted them. It's what we do.

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With Tim Burton's live-action Dumbo coming soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the original Disney animated Dumbo. We found a bunch.

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Aquaman is a movie that happened. It's not all bad. It's not all good. It's got some sins, so we counted them up. You should be used to this by now.

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The Nun is the latest in the Conjuring universe of horror films. I think so, at least. I don't know. I already forgot most of the movie. But there were sins. I know that for sure.

Mary Poppins Returns is a movie that someone felt the need to make. It's full of sins.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out of nowhere, kicked all our asses with awesomeness, and probably set off a wave of experimental animated superhero films. Still has sins (though not as many as most films).

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A LONG time ago we made a video counting the sins of ourselves. And we've long talked about doing a follow-up, since there is so much wrong with us no single video could ever suffice. And today is that day.

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The books are apparently pretty good. This movie? Not so much. Yes, it has sins, and we'll list them for you, but more importantly - this movie isn't good.

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It's like Saw, but with rooms. And sins. Escape Rooms has so many sins.

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With a new Men in Black movie coming up, we decided to go looking for sins in the second film in the franchise, Men in Black II. It has - lots of sins. Lots.

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Paddington 2 (2017) is a JOY. It should have won all the Oscars. You should watch it. But hey, it still has some sins.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is straight-up bonkers. And not in a good of fun way. Many, many sins. And a weird Bonus Round.

Captain Marvel was a huge hit at the box office and most fans seemed to enjoy it. It's not amazing, but not bad either. It's a solid MCU film, and as such - it has sins.

This movie is really bad.

Die Hard With A Vengeance is probably more fun than you remembered. But it's got an insane villain plan, and TONS of sins. Buckle up.

The third and final entry in this series is pretty good, even if most everyone who saw it forgot it and stopped talking about it almost immediately - which might be more about how long they waited to make and release it. Anyway - How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World has plenty of sins. And we counted them.

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Honestly, this movie can kiss my ass and go straight to hell. It's an abomination. It's terrible on every level. You could offer me $100,000 to praise this thing and I would take the money, sh*t on the movie, and use the money for bail and lawyer fees.

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Well, here's a movie you probably remember liking but that you probably haven't seen in a long time. Allow us to show you its sins, and remind you of how not-very good it is.

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Shazam is a pretty awesome movie. Certainly one of the best DCEU films yet. Great casting, good pacing, humor and action - what's not to like? But it still has sins, like all movies. So - here they are.

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Mandy Moore and sharks. With the sequel upon us, we decided to go looking for sins in 47 Meters Down. And boy did we find some.

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Here's another horror film loosely connected to the Conjuring Universe. Or is it the Annabelle universe? Eh, who cares? The thing's got sins, yo. So we counted them.

2017's IT was a monster hit with critics and audiences alike. As the sequel, It Chapter 2, arrives, we went looking for sins in the 1990 TV miniseries based on the same book, Stephen King's It.

Well, this is a movie that happened. We counted the sins and, honestly, didn't have a lot of fun doing so.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so.

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With a new animated Addams family coming soon, we went back to the original film from 1991 and guess what - we found sins.

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Dark Phoenix - the final movie in the most recent X-men series - completed while Fox was being sold to Disney - and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.

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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum was one of our favorite movies this year. It rules. But like all movies, it has sins, so we counted them.

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We have been asked by a few people to sin this little indie film from the summer called Avengers: Endgame. And we had nothing else going on today, so we decided to cave to fan request for once. This movie was a crowd pleaser and currently stands as the highest grossing movie of all time. But it has plenty of sins, so buckle up, kids, let's go for a ride.

Toy Story 4 continues the franchise's trend of being unnecessary but awesome, like all Toy Story sequels before it. You probably loved it, and we did too. But it has sins, kids. It definitely has sins.

Men In Black: International is a movie that happened. You might have forgotten about it, as most people did. Because it was a forgettable movie with almost zero of the charm of the original, despite a solid cast. Sins galore.

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Spider-Man: Far From Home, the follow-up to Homecoming, made plenty of money and is a pretty good time. It's not as good as Homecoming, and there are a LOT of things drones can do that you didn't realize drones could do. Oh, and sins like crazy.

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