Episodes (26)

Friends
S05E01 · Friends

Jun 07, 1984

You can't put a price tag on friendship. Well, in fact, you can, as Christine sadly discovers when her mother's monthly friendship checks to the cast fail to arrive, leaving Christine friendless.

ESP/Magic/Astrology
S05E02 · ESP/Magic/Astrology

Jun 20, 1984

Explores the paranormal, a poltergeist invades the studio (sending equipment and personnel flying), Lisa conducts séances, and a thankful genie freed from an electric lamp grants wishes.

Hobbies
S05E03 · Hobbies

Jun 15, 1984

Christine starts her new favorite hobby by trading Ross' rare coin collection for an exercise bike and a set of free weights.

History
S05E04 · History

Jun 11, 1984

As Alasdair's exploration of his family tree starts connecting with castmates, Ross fears the kids will start making fun of his age. So he conducts a preemptive strike.

Courage
S05E05 · Courage

Jun 04, 1984

The kids discuss courage. Kevin tests his courage by wearing a suit of armor.

Body Parts
S05E06 · Body Parts

Jun 12, 1984

The producer has Ross check through the cast for a perfect body-type to be featured in an upcoming commercial. The kids look upon this as a stepping-stone for one of them to become a star but haven't a clue what body-type is being sought.

Marketing
S05E07 · Marketing

Jul 03, 1984

The kids try to find something to market for the show so it does not get axed.

Foreign Countries
S05E08 · Foreign Countries

Jun 28, 1984

With a multitude of family vacations to foreign countries coming up, Ross seizes every opportunity to shortchange the kids in exchanging their dollars for foreign currency.

Literature
S05E09 · Literature

Dec 31, 2023

A show on literature inspires Christine to become a writer. Meanwhile, Justin sets out to expose history's cover-up of the world's most prolific writer - A. Nonymous - whom he believes to be the true author of Shakespeare's works.

Moving
S05E10 · Moving

Dec 31, 2023

While Christine's family moves to an upscale neighborhood (which eventually proves too ritzy for their other-than-blue blood), a kid on wheels from California catches the attention of his new classmates.

Technology
S05E11 · Technology

Dec 31, 2023

Ross installs an audience interactive mechanism which can influence the outcomes of various scenes, but Christine discovers it can, more importantly, bring about the silencing of Motormouth Lisa.

Ambition
S05E12 · Ambition

Dec 31, 2023

Christine wants to grow as an actress and begs Ross to provide her with a meaty scene within the show. Ben, meanwhile, wants Ross to adjust the budget so he can star in his own music video.

Clubs
S05E13 · Clubs

Dec 31, 2023

Christine joins a fitness club for its tennis outfits, restaurant, tan and muscular guys and fashion show, and Ross involves the kids in an investment club with himself as their broker.

Holidays
S05E14 · Holidays

Jan 01, 1985

The kids rally for an Actors' Holiday so they can have a day off just to be kids, but Ross abhors the idea.

Colleges
S05E15 · Colleges

Dec 31, 2023

Among the cast's plans for college, Alasdair plans to enter on a video game scholarship but, so far, can't find a university to meet his aim. Ross returns to college so he can enter a profession without kids around.

Halloween
S05E16 · Halloween

Oct 09, 1984

When Ross openly disdains Halloween, Christine invokes a pretend spell to mess with his head. He's not impressed, but when a continuous string of accidents and near disasters enters his life, he's ready to admit she's a bone fide witch.

Christmas
S05E17 · Christmas

Dec 31, 2023

It's Christmas on the set, but there's little peace on Earth in the studio: Alasdair's running around with a helmet camouflaged in mistletoe and two eager lips puckered.

Politics
S05E18 · Politics

Dec 31, 2023

Christine decides that Lisa has what it takes to run for class president - a boring, uneventful background, an uncle who can supply voters with free pizzas, and a mouth that can talk on and on without saying anything.

War
S05E19 · War

Dec 31, 2023

Ross wears his old army uniform in protest of the kids' griping about war. Meanwhile, Alasdair starts a peace movement called "War's Insane: Make Peace" (W.I.M.P.).

Science
S05E20 · Science

Dec 31, 2023

While the group has a hay day with botany, chemistry and physics, Alasdair discerns the formula for green slime and announces his findings to the viewing public.

Divorce
S05E21 · Divorce

Dec 31, 2023

During their divorce proceedings, the producer's wife takes half the show away - literally half of everything - with strange results.

Families
S05E22 · Families

Jan 18, 1985

Ross's nephew Jeff joins the cast but, due to his family ties, doesn't suffer the usual punishments felt by the other kids on the show, and visa versa.

Malls: Hangouts
S05E23 · Malls: Hangouts

Dec 31, 2023

The kids hang out - at the arcade, the library, malls and summer camp, after school, at the Burgery, around the set, outside prison, stores, locker and dressing rooms. They also hang laundry, hang tough, and generally just hang in there.

Seasons: Weather
S05E24 · Seasons: Weather

Dec 31, 2023

Alasdair brings his weather machine to the studio. The crazy thing works but has no off switch and its selector malfunctions.

Jealousy
S05E25 · Jealousy

Dec 31, 2023

Christine gets a raise in salary and the rest of the cast gets jealous.

Wealth
S05E26 · Wealth

Feb 05, 1985

To meet budget requirements for an episode on wealth, the producer markets it to investors. Unfortunately, once they see the product they're buying into, the production goes back up for sale.

About

You Can't Do That on Television Season 5 (1984) is released on Jun 07, 1984 and the latest season 10 of You Can't Do That on Television is released in 2023. Watch You Can't Do That on Television online - the English Family TV series from Canada. You Can't Do That on Television is directed by Geoffrey Darby,Brenda Mason,Gerben Heslinga,Roger Damon Price and created by Roger Damon Price with Les Lye and Abby Hagyard.

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You Can't Do That on TV(English, 3-D video title), You Can't Do That on Television(French), Вы не можете делать это на телевидении(Russian), Вы не можете делать это на телевидении, You Can't Do That on Television

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Canada

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English

Production Companies:

Carleton Productions

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