Wasted

- Season 1

(2016)

Kent returns to Neston Berry having failed to become a superstar DJ, Sarah and Alison hear a local legend about a stash of drugs buried in a field, Morpheus resurrects the pub quiz and meets his spirit guide.

Following a night out in Bath, Morpheus leads his friends on an epic eight-mile walk home - as instructed by his spirit guide, Sean Bean. However, Alison has to sober up enough to take her driving test.

When the Holy Man breaks up with Alison her friends take her to get drunk in the village's new pub and Kent is jealous to find his boring school-mate Alistair is its successful landlord, especially as Sarah is impressed. Alison asks Morpheus to pretend to be her boyfriend when the Holy Man turns up, to make him jealous, but Morpheus reads rather too much into this, despite a warning from Sean Bean, and when the ruse works and the couple reunite finds himself going on holiday with Alistair.

Unlike his friends Morpheus is excited by the village's Berry Man festival, especially as he is chosen to play the green-faced fertility symbol of the Berry Man himself. He is not sure whether to respond to organizer Verian's advances towards him but, on advice from Sean Bean, gives in though it ends in public disgrace. Sarah falls for a handsome Scot displaying his bats at the festival - to the annoyance of Kent, who with Alison gets wasted in a very unusual and destructive way.

Sarah gets invited to pretentious hippy artist Dreadhead's barbecue and Alison tags along but loses it when no food is forthcoming. Worse is to come when Dreadhead produces his didgeridoo. Morpheus meanwhile takes Kent's mother Denise, whose husband has left her, for a romantic day out but misreads the signs when they get back to her house, requiring the advice of Sean Bean. Fortunately a viewing of the My Little Pony Movie restores harmony among the group.

Alison has tickets to an exclusive sex party so, with nothing else to do, all the gang agree to go, despite feeling slightly out of their comfort zone.