Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV

- Season 1

(1985)

Monologue: Radio and TV Stations / Bunbury Home Advert / Gossiping Family Planners / Announcer: Quality Programming / Tastes to Come / "Seasons of Love" Song / Acorn Antiques: Tiff with Ken - Clifford Returns / Video Box: Toyah Wilcox / "A Fairly Ordinary Man" Documentary / Margery and Joan: Divorce and Double Glazing / "Keep on Shopping" Song / Announcer: Weather, Obesity and Teeth.

Monologue: Horoscopes / Cheap and Handy Advert / Turkish Bath Attendants / Announcer: Playbox / Playbox: Wiggly Fingers /Transmission Breakdown / "I'm Gonna Knock, Knock, Knock On Your Knocker" Song / Gail and Carl: Loft Flats / Announcer: Acorn Antiques / Acorn Antiques: Berta's Dad's Condition / Kitty: Secret of Youth / "Pissed Off With Love" song / "Swim The Channel" Documentary / Announcer: Northern Apology / Local Reporter: Hubby's Death.

Monologue: Swimming, Doctors and Chemist / Doorbells Album / Barmy Shoe Shop / Announcer: Dressing Gown Plays / Fitted Kitchen, Ill-Fitting Relationships / I Remember / Anti-mugging Spray / "A Simple Northern Boy" Song / Lingerie Shop / Video Box: Mothers Want Fashions / Acorn Antiques: Moped Birthmarks / Acorn Antiques Book: A Waning Moon Advert / Piano Shopping / "To Be An Actress" Documentary / Pause For Thought: Eggs Cooking / Announcer: Weekend Events.

Including the plastic surgery, bus stop facts of life, Kitty answering Arabella's letters, documentary 'On Campus', and Julie Walters leads a self confidence class. Song 'Go Away!', and "a sinister Hispanic relative" visits Acorn Antiques.

Monologue: PAM / "Happy Wash?" Advert / Supermarket / Announcer: Strikes and Sunday viewing / The Divorce / Margery and Joan: Recipe Crash / Announcer: Mauve Spat / Acorn Antiques: Berta's Amnesia Before the Wedding / Notes on Hamlet / "Just An Ordinary School" Documentary / "Say Goodbye" Song / Announcer: Winter Solstice.

Monologue: Party Gaffs / The Library: Boring Books / Health Food Restaurant / Announcer: Sunday B&W Film / "The Whippet" / Kitty: Double Gusset / The Library: Polycotton / Announcer: Ministry Of Warnings / Acorn Antiques: No Amnesia / Announcer: Skip / Gail and Carl: Alps / Bikini Dandruff Advert / Whither the Arts Intro / "Bessie" Documentary / Messing with the Video.