TV Offal

- Season 1

(1998)

In the first slice of the mechanically recovered meat of television, we find out the secret shame of river dancing and Jim Bowen has a foul-mouthed outburst.

Batman causes havoc in Newcastle, the Gay Daleks explore a black hole and there's another round of Assassination of the Week.

The Rainbow team turn the air blue again with their bad language, there's another round of Assassination of the Week, Ben Elton speaks cockney, and there's more of Wales' answer to Top of the Pops, Disc A Dawn.

Victor Lewis-Smith studies with Trevor MacDonald, the Gay Daleks avoid the TV stars of Amsterdam and there's a tribute to Linda McCartney.

The Gay Daleks rub each other up the wrong way, there's never before seen footage of Leonard Bernstein and Victor Lewis-Smith eats raw Pop Tarts.

There's another round of Assassination of the Week, we see another edition of Wales' answer to Top of the Pops, strange things happen to the Gay Daleks, and Victor Lewis Smith wonders what would happen if he was a wealthy man.

Victor Lewis-Smith tries his hand at making a cartoon, the Gay Daleks get their heads cut off and we discover why you should never work at a Nationwide bank.