The Kids in the Hall

- Season 3

(1991)

The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy, while Cabbie has his own set of road rules. And some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead body. Sketches include: Plane, Body Conscious, Cabbie - Bigot, Chicken Lady Show, Cabbies - Pris, Cops - Abuse, Small C, The Pen, Cops - Movie , and Touch Me There

From a man who dresses his best to get the paper, to a sleepwalking boy who steals his dad's money, as well as a restaurant that has a "relationship section", this episode is sure to leave you laughing. Sketches include: Clothes Make The Man, Can't Sleep 2, Tiggy, I Can Live With That, Excellent TV, Can't Sleep 3, and Girl Drink Drunk

A construction worker firmly denies that he was asleep on the job and Bruce discovers that he is only seventeen inches tall. Sketches include: Asleep on the Job, Measure, Nervous Break(fast) Down, Raise 1, Gimmel 100, Raise 2, and Tammy

A magical flying pig is explained to a man who has never heard of him, the Best Actor award at the Oscars results in a three-way tie, and an axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Also, it's the nineties, men wear earrings. Sketches include: Golf, Earring, Flying Pig 1, Queen's Address, Flying Pig 2, Academy Awards, Cops Flying Pig, Chop Chop, and Flying Pig 3

Check out this group of hilarious sketches that feature an open letter addressed to the guy who stole his bike wheel as well as pen letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched. Sketches include: Presentation, Tanya's Goodbye, Open Letter 1, Tucker, Open Letter 2, Until Proven Guilty, and Underage

In this Kids in the Hall episode, the Cops have a long night at the crime scene, Scott tries to blame the clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water, and a drag queen with a gun starts a revolution. Sketches include: Cops - Night 1, Accents, Original Bat, Bingo, Drag Revolution, Cops Night 2, Teamwork, and Cops - Night 3

Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin, and a guy mocks people in a waiting room. Meanwhile, Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped. Sketches include: Mom or Dad, Evol, Same as Bruce, Mocking, Sacking All Admirals, Waiting Room, and Kidnapped

From a sketch where Einstein is mocked to a sketch about three men who take pride in their huge guts, this Kids in the Hall episode is sure to leave you laughing. Sketches include: Genius, Gut, Wedding Virgin, Terrier, Wedding Toast, Freedom of Speech, Wedding Objection, and Excellent Patio

An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the Cops don't want to get involved in something like that. Meanwhile, a sketch artist is able to draw people he's never seen based only on their voice while the street sinegrs receive a visit from the Loser Research Foundation.

In this Kids in the Hall episode Scott's clone won't stop misbehaving, a man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field and Mark has to fill in for the Fact Girl while she's on strike. Sketches include: Fact - Stone, After The Film, Replaced 1, Grandpa Geralds, Wages, Replaced 2, Haggle, Fact - Uncle, Captain Calm, Fact Strike, and Replaced 3

A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy, a man is put on trial for sexually harassing himself, and the hip guy and his wife introduce their lovers. Sketches include: Girls, Mr. Right, He's Hip 1, Extreme, He's Hip 2, Harassment, He's Hip 3, and Stay Down

Man has to get back up on the horse after choking on a chicken kabob and the Cops talk about what they might have done if they hadn't become cops. Meanwhile, Buddy searches for a new lover. Sketches include: Cops Opera, Back On The Horse, Ed, Cops - Shift, Buddy's Date, Tea Factory, Cops Asleep, and Pickle

From a man who works in a wig shop trying to convince everyone he's not bald, to a pizza guy lusting after schoolgirls and Sid wondering if he is too small to love. Sketches include: Boxing, Pizzeria, On The Subject of Me - Cow, Bartending School, On The Subject of Me - Caricature, The Sudelmans, On The Subject of Me - Moustache, and My Horrible Secret

Check out this group of sketches featuring poems by the Emperor of Japan as well as Brice's advice for breaking into showbiz. Sketches include: Poem 99 Bottles, Funeral Home, Poem The Fall, The King, Advice, Scar, Poem The Empress, and Emergency Troupe Meeting

A businessman just stares and stares, a man debates whether he should call a girl, and the Cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato. Sketches include: Cops - Potato, Serial, Gross 1, Cops - Thinking, Home Alone , Opened Up, Gross 2, and Shirlers

Catch up with all you favorite characters in this Kids in the Hall episode, where Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues, the fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning your ears, and one of the Sizzler Sisters becomes sane. Sketches include: Resemble, Treatment, Fact - Ears, Night Train, Garbage Man, Fact Vanilla Ice, and Bauer

A man reminisces about the Flying Pig and a woman naming her god "Spot". Meanwhile, Tanya annoys people at a party. Sketches include: Father Figure 1, God, Darcy & Francesca, Father Figure 2, Letters From A Sick Bed, Joint, Father Figure 3, and Joint Tag

In this episode of Kids in the Hall, you'll learn about the alternate conclusion to Old Yeller, Drugs and other Vices, as well as how to deal with noisy people. Sketches include: Old Yeller 1,Skeletons, Ugly Situation, Vicky, Old Yeller 2, Armada, and Horsey

The Kids celebrate Scott's 100th portrayal of a waiter and Hecubus is both fired and rehired. Meanwhile, a wife walks in on her husband and a thief in bed, but at least he's not gay again. Sketches include: What, Cattle Call, Clock Radio, Excellent Mom Frame, Cattle Call 2, Long Story, and Celebration

Check out this group of hilarious sketches featuring the Bearded Lady, spy models, and a horny patient. Sketches include: On The Subject Of Me - Spleen, Chicken Wedding, Whatever, Regrets, Check-up, On The Subject of Me - Caesarian, and Spy Models

The best of the best from THE KIDS IN THE HALL: COMPLETE SEASON THREE featuring a psycho cabbie's rampage and a couple more facts. Plus. Sketches include: Girls, Mr. Right, Cabbie - Bigot, Body Conscious, Fact Stone, Cabbies - Pris, Extreme, The Pen, and Fact Strike

This Season 3 Best-of compilation features fan-favorite sketches including: Cops - Abuse, Chicken Lady Show, Cops - Old Lady, The King, Queen's Address, Cops - Asleep, and Stay Down