Hapless

- Season 2

(2023)

Paul helps Naomi to prepare a middle eastern courgettes for a dinner date. But there's something about those courgettes that is a turn on. Paul is told to interview British comedy icon Ronni Ancona about her latest film.

Paul is tasked with running a story on weddings from a male perspective. He enlists Naomi's help to pretend to be his bride. How difficult can it be? Things go wrong when he meets a caterer with violent tendencies.

Paul accuses a mother of being perfume possessive. An Interfaith group leads him to question British values. When Paul runs into a life coach he takes him to Naomi's house to help Joshie come to terms with being short.

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Paul is set up on a blind date. She's gorgeous. And blind. She has an unusual way of judging how good sex is. Pippa's obsession with numbers leads her to question a number that you don't trifle with.

A partially sighted woman drives into his car and Paul doesn't understand how she can legally drive. He starts to wear an eye patch. When he's bullied by a Liverpudlian's tattoos, Pauls get a tattoo of David Beckham.

Paul interviews a religious chef and cooks fish fingers in his dishwasher. A lifeguard accuses him of looking at women whilst Naomi gets a strange DNA test result. Paul goes to see TV chef Matt Tebbutt to sort out antisemitism.

An accident in Naomi's kitchen means Paul has to do some decorating. He helps a builder with tarmacking but loses his phone. Why is Ronnie so interested in who wins a Gardening Competition?