The George Lucas Talk Show

- Season 1

(2020)

The George Lucas Talk Show hosted a 30+ hour marathon of all 14 live action Star Wars movies as a fundraiser for the laid off UCB Theater staff in New York. Hosted by George Lucas (Connor Ratliff) and his sidekick (Watto), how much will they raise? Will they have to watch all of Arli$$? Will George lose his mind? Only one way to find out. Yippee.

It is a period of online comedy. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has established a new home base on PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, from the podcast DEAD EYES) and his sidekick WATTO (BLANK CHECK co-host GRIFFIN NEWMAN), after barely surviving their recent 30+ hour-long STAR WARS DAY watch-a-thon, now face a new mission proposed to them by the comedian CHRIS GETHARD. GEORGE and WATTO will watch all eighty episodes of the HBO Original Series, ARLI$$, which ran for seven seasons from NINETEEN NINETY-SIX until TWO THOUSAND AND TWO. ...

SEASON II ARLITTACK OF THE CLONE$$ The SECOND SEASON begins. Having watched the first season of ARLI$$ in its entirety, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its 7-week watchathon on their new home base, PLANET SCUM. Having raised over TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND dollars for charity so far this year, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, from the podcast DEAD EYES) and his sidekick WATTO (BLANK CHECK co-host GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have set their sights on helping the MUSEUM OF THE MOVING IMAGE in QUEENS, NEW YORK, hard hit by the scourge of COVID-19. GEORGE ...

SEASON III REVENGE OF THE ARLI$$ITH There is unrest on PLANET SCUM. Three weeks into their charity watchathon series, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has already been visited by SEVENTY-FIVE percent of the main cast of ARLI$$, now available to view on the new premium streaming channel, HBO MAX. SEVERAL THOUSAND dollars have been raised for charity as retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, as seen in the FIRST TWO seasons of SEARCH PARTY on HBO MAX as well as the forthcoming seasons THREE and FOUR) and his sidekick WATTO (actor/comedian GRIFFIN ...

The struggle continues on PLANET SCUM. It is Week FOUR of THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW'S seven-week ARLI$$ watchathon, which hopes to make a small positive difference in the world by raising money to help people. By now, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (actor/comedian GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are almost halfway through their journey. With only FOURTY-SIX episodes remaining, they continue to welcome mysterious SPECIAL GUESTS and to create stretch goals to encourage more donations. This week, they are raising money for the ...

SEASON V THE EMPARLI $TRIKE$ BACK ARLI$$ continues. With only three seasons remaining in THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW'S seven-week charity watchathon, is there anyone left who hasn't already donated? Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (retired improviser CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (trendsetter GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have only THIRTY-FOUR episodes left, which they will enjoy while welcoming a mysterious array of SPECIAL GUESTS. This week, they are raising money for the THE BLACK TV and FILM COLLECTIVE, a nonprofit with a simple mission: to create opportunities for ...

It is the Summer of 2001, and AMERICA is reeling from the questionable outcome of a contentious presidential election. ARLI$$ MICHAELS, sports super-agent, continues to navigate the tricky world of professional sports, not realizing that the world itself was about to be tranformed by events beyond his control. Two decades later, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW prepares to experience the penultimate season of HBO's now long-running single camera comedy with fresh eyes. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (VEEP day player CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (VINYL regular ...

SEASON VII THE ARLI$$ AWAKEN$ For most of us the dream of becoming a champion remains a fantasy. But for a special few it is very much a reality. We cheer them. We live through them. Athletes are our last warriors. His job was to make their dreams come true. His name is ARLI$$ MICHAELS. He represents athletes. These were his stories. Over the past SIX weeks, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has watched HOME BOX OFFICE'S FIRST and finest single camera sports comedy while raising money for charity. Now, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (CONNOR RATLIFF, as seen in UNBREAKABLE ...

Season 1 THX 1600: The Battle for Penndor THE GILCHRISTS struggle with everyday problems -- with one big difference. Their head of household (BILL PULLMAN) is also the leader of THE FREE WORLD. Between entertaining FOREIGN DIGNITARIES, holding secret CABINET meetings and dealing with emergencies, the PRESIDENT'S family must also face everyday issues like a grown SON (JOSH GAD) moving in and becoming one of the administration's biggest liabilities. TEENAGERS who are too smart for their own good and a STEPMOTHER (JENNA ELFMAN) who struggles to connect with the children ...

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode I DIGITAL MAGIC Wear a mask. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 years a modest cult sensation at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly found itself without a home. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon Prime's canceled-too-soon phenomenon THE TICK), joined by their occasionally exhausted producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have decided to officially re-launch ...

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THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode III ASKEW OF THE VIEWS Snoochie Boochies. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 long years the slightest of cult comedy sensations at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly finds itself without a home due to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving...

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode IV A NEW COPING MECHANISM Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles...

DO NOT RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS UNTIL IT IS SAFE. Also, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is back for another week of conversational THRILLS and CHILLS in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to ...

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Episode VI REVENGE OF THE RETURN OF THE JEDI RE-OPENING SCHOOLS IS FOR DISEASE-SPREADING FOOLS. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its fully digital journey into new realms of socially distant conversation and twitchy fun on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) remain separated by thousands of miles thanks to ...

POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DeJOY SHOULD BE IN PRISON. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by ...

STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are ...

STRANGE MAGIC is the most popular animated jukebox musical fantasy on DISNEY+. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to bring you the finest in digital talk show entertainment every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After more than half-decade of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY's UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC ...

The George Lucas Talk Show watches all of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip joined by over 50 members of the cast and crew. They raised over $11,000 for Broadway Cares.

The pandemic continues. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still safely livestreaming every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After many years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are doing their best to keep doing shows despite being separated by thousands of miles. It is exhausting. It is going to be at least a year before things can even be anywhere close to...

The death toll keeps rising. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely live-streamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM. Our show has now fallen out of the IMDb Top 40,000 and we would like to be in the Top 20,000. Everybody please email two friends and send them to our IMDb page to rate and review us (or even to just click on the page and see if that helps us?)

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When THE MUPPETS acquire their own television network, KMUP, and fail to program a crucial half-hour of their Friday night schedule, it falls to former SOLID FOAM bassist CLIFFORD to host a live variety/talk show while juggling a series of behind-the-scenes crises. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will revisit the complete two season saga that was MUPPETS TONIGHT. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (former UCB HAROLD NIGHT performer CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (UCB MAUDE NIGHT alum GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 22 episodes in approximately 11 hours on this ...

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LUCASLYNCH: THE RETURN In the early 1980s, GEORGE LUCAS asked DAVID LYNCH to direct STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI, and he said "no, thank you" and made DUNE instead. Roughly a decade later, both men created madcap comedies about the early days of TV and Radio. With his TWIN PEAKS partner MARK FROST, Lynch created the sitcom ON THE AIR, which aired on ABC for three weeks before BOB IGER canceled it. Two years later, George hired MEL SMITH to direct his long-gestating film comedy, RADIOLAND MURDERS, which bombed critically and commercially despite its ...

As the death toll rises, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his CGI co-host WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) welcome guests and have fun while actively NOT spreading a disease. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Nickname Jokenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Only a few weeks ...

The pandemic rages on. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) provide weekly entertainment which can be viewed safely by people who don't want to catch a disease. Do YOU want to catch a disease? No? Good. That was the right answer. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka ...

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage. And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the Tree of Life. Today, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and ...

Enjoy The George Lucas Talk Show's version of a Yule Log - a BUTTER LOG. 10 hours of that and definitely nothing else. Music: Vlad Gluschenko Animation by: @CrudelyDrawn

A new year. And a new era for THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital for EIGHT months in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PAT-A-TAT-TAT aka BABY NEW YEAR) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir To help ring in the new year, George is about to debut ...

SEDITION. INSURRECTION. STORMING THE CAPITOL. It's been quite a week, hasn't it? Now it's time for another new episode of THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital since MAY 2020 in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic by people who are interested in not catching the disease. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PIGTRICK ...

PRESIDENT TRUMP has been impeached. AGAIN. He has now been impeached as many times as there are Ewok movies. Let's hope that we can all make it to Wednesday and move on to the part where he is in court all the time. In other news, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) continues to provide safe entertainment while the pandemic rages on killing people at a terrifying rate. PLEASE STAY SAFE. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are ...

AMAIRICAN GRABBUDDIES It's the dawning of a new era. And what better way to celebrate than by watching all all 7 of the BUDDIES feature films: AIR BUDDIES, SNOW BUDDIES, SPACE BUDDIES, SANTA BUDDIES, SPOOKY BUDDIES, TREASURE BUDDIES and SUPER BUDDIES. These are all films about tiny puppy dogs who talk. We have not seen them before. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) will be doing this today while raising money for the ASPCA. If you are new to the GLTS, WELCOME. Fans of this show are called GEORGIE PORGIES. The show is hosted by retired filmmaker...

Whoopi. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) is a safe thing to watch while the virus mutates and keeps killing people at an alarming rate. PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka CLIPTRICK SHIPNOIR aka RIPTRICK GRIPFLIP aka LI'L PATTA BUTTER) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Hold on to your ...

EPISODE XXIV PRETEND IT'S A SUPER BOWL Thank you for choosing THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) as your evening's entertainment. We hope you are being smart and safe, because there's still a pandemic happening. PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BACKPAT COTMORE aka MOISTRICK SOAKNOIR aka PATRICK COTMORTY) whose druthers ...

HELLO. Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020. It has been a full year since our last in-person theater version of this show. PLEASE WEAR A MASK -- OR TWO. -- AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BACKPAT COTNOIR aka CHATTY PATTY aka HAT TRICK PATRICK) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir There's a button down ...

We would LOVE to have HARRISON FORD be a guest on this show. But we didn't want to wait until that happens to celebrate his body of work. So, we're doing it TODAY. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) will be raising money for one of Harrison Ford's favorite charities, WINGS OF HOPE, a global humanitarian nonprofit that helps bring basic resources to vulnerable communities. The show is hosted by retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) ...

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Hello. And welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, fully digital since MAY 2020. The pandemic is not yet over. Please keep staying safe and being smart. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka THE MAN WITH NO NICKNAMES) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Just so's ya know: my name is CRAWLY, and I am the crawl. You've seen me here before. I show you all the words ...

Hi. This is THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a thing which used to happen once a month in a theater and now happens once a week as a livestream. Maybe someday it will be an in-person show again, and then someday it will stop being a show entirely. Everything dies, baby, that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies someday comes back? Put your makeup on. Fix your hair up pretty. And meet me tonight in Atlantic City. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are ...

Greetings. And welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a digital livestream that is totally normal. But not this week. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BUMPTRICK BUMPNOIR aka L'IL BUMPER aka THE BUMPBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir Any other week, there would be guests and comedy segments and they would SLOW JAM THE NEWS and do all your favorite bits. But...

Hi there. This is THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, a digital livestream show that has been called "The Internet's Coolest Talk Show" and "The Worst Podcast Ever Made." What a world, huh? Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BOOPTRICK BOOPNOIR aka L'IL BOOP aka THE BOOPBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. I tell you what's what ...

Hold your applause. It's THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. Is that what you like to watch? Or are you NEW here? If so, WELCOME. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BEARTRICK CUBNOIR aka L'IL BEAR aka THE BEARBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. They say that I'm wordy and nerdy and tall. They say that I rhyme but that's not true ...

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Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW MID-AUGUST SUPERSUMMER SPECIAL. It's the show we do once every AUGUST 2021, meaning this is the only time it happens. You are LUCKY to be seeing this at all. Almost everyone else who has ever lived is DEAD, and we are the only ones who are alive RIGHT NOW. So, let's have some FUUUUUUUUUUUN, right? ALSO: if you haven't gotten vaccinated yet and you *can* get vaccinated, you should get vaccinated, ok, please? Please. Alright, now here is an explanation of what this show is: Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor ...

EPISODE XXXV PRETEND IT'S A JOKEY Welcome to JOKE WEEK on THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. Georgie Porgies have been waiting all year for one of the most beloved annual traditions of all time, when jokes RULE and serious things DROOL. Knock-knock. Who's there? An umasked vaccine skeptic. An unmasked vaccine skeptic WHO? An unmasked vaccine skeptic who is FURIOUS that nobody wants to be around me. It's not FAIR!!!. LET ME IN. [He dies several days later, R.I.P.] OK, now here is the part where I explain what this show is: Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character ...

EPISODE XXXVI SPECIAL COMIC-CON EDITION PRETEND IT'S A GHOSTY Welcome THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW 2021 NEW YORK COMIC CON PANEL. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (COMICK CONOIR aka GHOSTRICK BUSTNOIR aka PANELTRICK BADGENOIR) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW ran for 6 years at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE ...

EPISODE XXXVII PRETEND IT'S A TRICKY (OR A TREATY) BOO. Did I scare you? I am a G'hosta. Just kidding. What is this, JOKE WEEK? It isn't. It's not Joke Week. Joke Week isn't until September 2022. Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (PATRICK COTREAT aka TRICKTRICK TREATNOIR aka BOO-TRICK BOO-TNOIR) whose druthers include you following him ...

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WELCOME to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW: JOCO CRUISE EDITION. We have been doing this show for 8 years now, 6 of them at the UCB THEATRE and 2 of them as a livestream pandemic show. This is the first time we have done it on a boat. Please be patient with us. Let me briefly explain to you the razor-thin premise of this show: Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BOATRICK ...

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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY. And welcome to THE FIRST ANNUAL GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW STAR WARS DAY DESCRIBE-A-THON. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) along with producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka MAYTRICK FOURTHNOIR aka STAR WARS BOI), whose druthers include you following him on twitter @patrickcotnoir. What is a DESCRIBE-A-THON? Well, to put it simply: it is a STORYTELLING EVENT. We can't legally SHOW you the STAR WARS movies, ...

EPISODE XLV PRETEND IT'S A TYPEWRITER Welcome to the first land-based, non-convention, in-person edition of THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW since FEBRUARY 2020. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) along with producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka LOSTRICK ANGELESNOIR aka HOLLYTRICK WOODNOIR aka LI'L MR SHOWBIZ), whose druthers include you following him on twitter @patrickcotnoir. Technically, the last in-person theatre edition of ...

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EPISODE XLVI PRETEND IT'S A PHILLY Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW's first-ever PHILADELPHIA show. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) along with producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PHILTRICK DELPHNOIR aka LI'L MR PHILADELPHIA aka DR. PHIL), whose druthers include you following him on twitter @patrickcotnoir. We haven't done that many in-person shows since 2020: one in a CONVENTION CENTER, one on A BOAT, and two in LOS...

EPISODE XLVII PRETEND IT'S A LATE NIGHT Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, normally a show that happens at night. But this one is happening in the middle of the DAY. And on a NEW STREAMING NETWORK. FRIENDZONE. Thanks to our new overlords, PAUL SCHEER and future LUCAS MUSEUM DOCENT ROB HUEBEL for giving us a new home on this TWITCH channel. Wait, are we a DAYTIME show now? Maybe. Let's see how this one goes. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE:...

EPISODE XLVIII PRETEND IT'S A PEACHY Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW LIVE at DAD'S GARAGE in ATLANTA, GEORGIA. For the better part of a decade, GLTS was a live midnight show in NEW YORK CITY but events of the past few years have transformed us into a LIVESTREAM SHOW and now, occasionally, an IN-PERSON TOURING EVENT WITH STREAMING OPTION. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) along with producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka...

EPISODE XLIX PRETEND IT'S A PLANET CITY Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW LIVE at CAVEAT, our first in-person NYC comedy venue show since THE PANDEMIC BEGAN. NOW ALSO STREAMING. "Hello" to all the georgie porgies out there in our digital studio audience. Wave hello to our "practical" studio audience. "Practical" studio audience say "HELLO DIGITAL AUDIENCE MEMBERS!" Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) along with ...

EPISODE XLIX PRETEND IT'S A MOTOR CITY Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW LIVE at PLANET ANT THEATER in DETROIT, MICHIGAN. For the better part of a decade, GLTS was a live midnight show in NEW YORK CITY but events of the past few years have transformed us into a show that is SOMETIMES LIVESTREAM, SOMETIMES IN-PERSON and occasionally, an IN-PERSON TOURING EVENT WITH STREAMING OPTION or UP ON YOUTUBE LATER. Guess what? This one is the latter of those options. Hello, Detroit. (Later, Hello, YouTube Viewers!) Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor ...

EPISODE L PRETEND IT'S A JOKER It's JOKE WEEK. The first-ever in-person Joke Week after two years of bullshit livestream ones. Why did the JOKER joke the JOKE? BECAUSE IT IS JOKE WEEK, THAT IS THE MAIN REASON. LET'S JOKE. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) along with producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka JOKETRICK JOKENOIR aka THE JOKER FROM BATMAN aka LI'L MR JOKEFACE), whose druthers include you following him on twitter @...

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PRETEND IT'S-A LIFE DAY (ITALIAN ACCENT) Welcome to the first IN-PERSON GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL since 2019. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed unemployed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka HOLLYWOOD PATRICK aka WESTRICK COASTNOIR aka WHERE'S PATRICK?) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. HAPPY LIFE DAY TO ALL.... TONIGHT'S...

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