The George Carlin Show

- Season 1

(1994)

A newcomer to George O'Grady's local bar, the upper-class Dr. Neil Beck, loses a bet to George. Unable to come up with the cash on-the-spot, he gives George his dog, who he takes an immediate dislike to.

Driving Dr. Beck to his house in Conneticut, George sees what looks like a U.F.O. in the sky. He tries to convince the customers of his local bar that he saw it, only to have his sanity questioned.

George decides to ask out pet-shop owner Kathleen Rachowski out on a date, despite the fact that he's never been in a relationship in over 8 years.

Continuing on from the events from the previous episode, George's date with the pet store owner Kathleen is interrupted when he discovers his dog, Miles, has run away.

The bar gets a new pool table and Sydney gets an opportunity to audition for a modeling agency. The day before her audition, George accidentally hits her in the nose with a billiard ball.

George gets a chance to appear on a talk show, to respond to the stereotypes of cab drivers he feels is hurting all cabbies' careers.

A rich drunk passes out in George's cab and George takes him for a ride.

An old film theater closes its doors, so George invites the lonely patrons to hang out at the Moylan.

George can't find his thermos, and to their dismay accuses his friends at the bar of stealing it from him.

George helps a down-and-out former rock star.

George runs into his ex-wife, then gets into trouble for using "foul" language.

A criminal hijacks George's taxi as he and Dr. Beck are driving to the Moylan bar.

After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men,

Harry steals a truck which has a statue of Jesus in the cargo bed. George tries to help him return it to the church.