The Dating Guy

- Season 1

(2009)

Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.

Mark's new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parents' cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie's father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-female retreat across the lake.

Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date's dying brother. What do you think he'll do?

V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend.

Mark is emasculated when an artists sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Elsewhere, Woody gets a tattoo. On his face. Who would do that?

Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory.

A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village but think they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police officers Valerie and Vince, a crime fighting duo with reality issues.

Mark meets a gold-digger. Then he steals a boat to impress her. Meanwhie, Woody starts a pillow-fighting league.

Mark dates a were-wolf. Can he take her out at night? What's her budget for hair products? Does she walk on two legs or four? So many questions!

A porn star named Cherry Sundae takes a liking to Mark. Because that always happens in real life.

Woody pretends he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters. Elsewhere, VJ totals Mark's car.

After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world and loses her job. Mark, feeling responsible, takes action to get her job back, but is forced to accept the position himself. V.J. turns a golf-putting device into the next great sex toy.

VJ's family sends him a mail-order bride. Also, someone pops the question.