The Cramp Twins

- Season 2

(2003)

"Home On The Range" It's the day of the annual The Haz Chem Country and Western Club barbecue, the biggest event on the Soap City social calendar. "Holesome" Mrs. Cramp is having one of her periodic attacks of "The Cleanies." She's invented a powerful new cleanser and she's determined to give it a clinical trial.

Wayne tries to get a day off school by catching a cold. Then, Lucien investigates a number of accidents in Soap City.

The Cramp family gain an unexpected houseguest: the twin's five year old cousin baby, who looks and acts like a baby, despite her advanced years. - Lucien comes upon an flyer for Parsons Plumbing, advertising Tony Parsons' skills as a pipe-crawler.

The Cramp Twins have been given a school project to learn about work by finding a job they can help with. Mr. Cramp wants his sons to come soap selling with him, but they already have other plans.

When Mrs. Cramp decides to extend her kitchen to accommodate a new autoclave for sterilising the dishes, Wayne suggests they save money by doing it themselves. - After seeing an alien invasion movie, Wayne is excited by the prospect of an alien invasion. He starts to try to find evidence to convince Lucien that aliens are coming, but Lucien is not so easily impressed.

Lucien is distraught when his oldest worm dies suddenly. Strangely moved by his brother's grief and fascinated with the dead worm, Wayne agrees to take care of "the arrangements". -When Lucien tells his mother that Wayne is wearing dirty clothes again he sets Wayne up for an unexpectedly major humiliation.

When Lucien and Tony decide to find out whether additives in dog biscuits make dogs hyperactive, they don't want to test them on dogs which would be animal testing. - Following yet another failure to stay on the bucking bull at the Haz Chem Country and Western Club, Mr. Cramp decides to put in some practice.

"Silence Please" LUCIEN sets about creating healthful "Quiet Zones" throughout the Cramp house, inspiring WAYNE to retaliate with some aggressive domestic re-zoning of his own. "Fur Fungus" After taking a toy from one of Tony Parsons' sisters, Wendy Winkle discovers that all of her precious Fuzz Babies have become infected with a horrifying fur fungus.