Terry and June

- Season 7

(1983)

When Terry decides to re-kindle his old interest in photography by buying a second hand camera, his enthusiasm as a snapper knows no bounds, while June is more concerned with buying a new dress for the firm's dance. However when Terry decides to take an impromptu photo of Sir Dennis in a 'warm and human pose' it almost ends in disaster.

After she has been baking June notices that the stone from her engagement ring has disappeared. This leads Terry to dismantle the U-bend and eventually end up on the streets having a brush with the law before the mystery of the missing stone is solved.

June accompanies Terry on a business trip where, after he has boasted of his Naval exploits, he is talked into taking part in a raft race. He attempts to cheat by attaching the raft to an outboard motor, which breaks down but, although he loses the race, the local positive press coverage ensures that he keeps his job.

Terry's 'Western style' barbecue does not go to plan when an upper class gate crasher arrives and Malcolm and Beattie, misreading the invitation, arrive dressed as North American Indians. Rain eventually puts paid to the barbecue, leaving Terry with dozens of hamburgers which are so inedible that the guests have hidden them in cupboards, under chairs and even in the record-player.

Whilst practising as the master of ceremonies at a local charity auction, Terry learns of the death of Uncle Charlie and attends the funeral with June. He is given Uncle Charlie's ashes to scatter but due to a mix-up he gets arrested when sniffer dogs lead the police to mistake the ashes for drugs.

Malcolm asks Terry to deliver a portrait of Sir Dennis but it gets run over and then workmen accidentally drill a hole in it. The portrait ends up in such a bad way that Beattie suggests Terry and June steal it from the house whilst she takes Malcolm out, but they find they have opposition from real burglars, who mistake the picture for a Picasso and make off with it.