Splatalot

- Season 1

(2011)

The attackers bring some strange battle cries to the Moat. One wily attacker rewrites the rulebook; Skabb splats himself in the Stockade and Jason & Matt go a little country.

Matt gets a new toy and Jason gets new cologne. The Defenders get distracted eating bananas and autographing pictures for Attackers' moms. One Attacker pays the price for his run... literally. Another threatens to bring the whole castle down when he brings the thunder!

Matt introduces a new segment called "Kook And His Cannon". Attackers include a Sasquatch, a Jungle Cat, and a Wetley. The Defenders dish out a healthy dose of "Crocky's Swamp Juice" when the Attackers get sassy in the Stockade.

Matt uses a rhyming dictionary to enhance his commentary. Sarthak starts out as one awkward Attacker, but could he go all the way? While Tinkor's possible love connection with Shaiden in the moat goes well, his "Sleeping Tiger" tactic in the final round almost destroys Kookaburra.

The Splat-o-meter makes its debut. The Attackers reveal their love for fennel foxes and narwhals. One Attacker clears the moat without a fall, clocking a time less than one minute. When Skabb's real name is revealed, he storms out of the castle and has to be replaced by another Defender in the third round.

Inspired by repeated Splats on the Baffing Barrels, Matt discovers a new catch phrase.

Jealous of Matt's "Best Host in a Splatty Series" award, Jason tries to make his own. The Attackers qualify for a few Splatties themselves by leaving it all out on the course (including a shoe). Skabb and Knightriss get carried away and start damaging the equipment. A boy is trapped in a video game?.

Attacker backtalk forces Gildar to ban all sass from Splatalot. Ballista's charm on the Water Cannon ends up beguiling the hosts. One Attacker's obsession allows Matt to channel his inner wizard.

The hosts compare the course to a coming of age experience. The Defenders knock an unfortunate Attacker right out of the competition. The Attackers' parade of penguins proves this show is for the birds.

The Attackers bring a heroic effort led by Splatman and Catwoman. Skabb is "lights out" on the Splatzooka, inspiring the hosts to compile his "greatest hits" collection. Matt and Jay reveal their hip-hop alter egos.

Kookaburra, Thorne, and Skabb can't seem to work together in the moat. Matt and Jay reveal their own bias, and each other's dirty secrets. More than one Attacker manages to find love on the Baffling Barrels.

Gildar's vanity rubs his fellow Defenders the wrong way in the Moat. The Attackers come bearing gifts of fudge and bacon, but unfortunately for one of them, Thorne feels more like giving than receiving. Matt and Jay go head to head in a riveting game of tic-tac-toe.

Matt and Jay have a funkadelic dance party in the Splat Proof Shack for Jay's birthday. The Defenders go soft in round one but step up their game with tracking devices in round three. When the Attackers are set loose like a mad dog and endangered moose, the result is one of the greatest finishes to anything ever.

Attackers send home pictures, swim with sharks, and grow wings in order to complete the moat. It is revealed that Gildar has an evil twin named "Dilgar", or does he? Not to be outdone, Matt reveals he has an evil twin named "Tam", or does he? Moustaches, mystery and trombones abound.

Jason & Matt go a little country.

Kookaburra shows pinpoint accuracy on the Splatzooka but speed is on full display in the moat, as the Attackers set incredibly fast times. In tribute to one Attacker's Stockade technique Matt and Jason swap clothes, which leads to slightly painful results.

Matt and Jason get a visit from Gildar in the Splat-Proof Shack. Shaiden kicks off her comedy tour with a sold out show in the Stockade. And Mother Nature gets in on the splats with her own beautiful battering ram.

Matt and Jason have "technical difficulties" in the Splat-Proof Shack. Gildar and Skabb make the best of getting stuck in the Stockade. And "Mac Attack" proves that size doesn't matter, it's speed that counts.

Kookaburra is devastated when an Attacker calls him a chicken, but the Defenders cheer him up with a rousing version of the Chicken Dance in the third round. The Attackers try new moves like the "Purple Dinosaur" and the "Leaping Lizard", but it's the lack of movement that ages Matt and Jason right out of the show.

Jason and Matt are revealed to be sporting unitards. Attackers transform into kangaroos, platypuses, clowns, and a train. Matt is made treasurer in the Kookaburra fan club. And a Defender Goo Grenade high-five gones wrong.

Matt calls the Moat impossible, but he has trouble spelling the word. Kookaburra reveals which Defender he has a crush on, while Tinkor needs help with his aim on the Splatzooka. One Attacker uses speed to his advantage, and never looks back.

Matt and Jason fight over homemade cookies sent in by Attackers' moms. Gildar's ego upsets Thorne, while Skabb's comments about Shaiden infuriate the little ninja. Orange Pandas make a brief appearance on the moat, while perseverance pays off for the winning Attacker.

Matt wears special eyewear to resist the power of Ballista's charms. Skabb reveals that Gildar was previously married. But to whom? There's a late Defender injury as two Attackers take the competition down to the wire.

The Defenders stage a love-fest in the Stockade. Tinkor has a family reunion. Jason and Matt try an Attacker delicacy. And the Attackers try to back up their battle cries.

Hair is the theme of the day, as Croc reveals her secret styling ingredient and Kook gets mocked for his hair colour. Gildar becomes fed up with the Attackers' finish platform "happy dances" at the end of the moat. Jay unwittingly becomes the Splat Of The Day, while a Defenders "Dance Break" is employed to raise moral.

It's "Taco Day" in the castle cafeteria. Various Attackers unwittingly audition for the part of the Splatalot Mascot, while Jason encourages an Attacker to speed up by wearing a cheetah costume. Gildar reveals his new song, "Gildar You're Handsome" in the Stockade, then leaves to record it, being replaced by Crocness in the final round.

Crocness sets up the Corner of Doom in round one, where no Attacker is safe from the Splatzooka. The Attackers praise purple food but prefer pink slime. Matt and Jay catch pun fever and discover a new species: the Splatapus.