Soldaty

- Season 1

(2004)

No one can be born a soldier but can become one. Two friends, who lost contact with each other long ago, unexpectedly meet at the military enlistment office. The city major and the village boy now will serve together in the army. The implementation of civilian debt, as usual, is accompanied by a large number of troubles. The main trouble is "a real colonel". New solders' lives are full of ordinary stories inherent in military life. Sometimes haphazard romantic relationships are happen in the army. Soldiers is a saga about army life, about dramatic changes in a ...

On how important it is to understand what the ranks mean; about the unexpected benefits that can be learned from the ability to calculate the cosine; about what can happen if someone write a statement to leave the army on its own free will; and also about whither the road, paved with the good intentions of a very clever clerk, can lead.

About the role of F.M. Dostoevsky's "Idiot" in establishing relations with the immediate superiors; about how unexpectedly obvious confirmation can be found in the well-known thesis "to smoke is to harm health"; as well as about the fact that love is love, even in the army.

About how an unexpected appearance of the offspring of an officer can brighten up an ordinary person's life; about danger hidden in a drink without a snack for a soldier; as well as the difficulties lurking in the way of praporschik, who is striving to revive his sex life.

About how to run a march-throw in an embrace with a dozen machine guns; about how much bread one soldier can eat in 3 minutes, and also about the mysterious transformation of a box with stew into a box of condensed milk.

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On the perniciousness of hazing and on the usefulness of practicing hand-to-hand combat; about how much it can harm the ordinary dress uniform from someone else's shoulder, as well as about how someone's grandmother can affect the private's literary abilities as well as the commodity-money relations arising from one individual sandpaper fox.

About how willingly lovers forget old grievances; and about the reasons why sergeants get the right to shoot ordinary soldiers, as well as about military cunning which allows to scold someone whose rank is higher than yours.

The fact that someone talking with deputy commander for political work for more than a minute, may not be a snitch at all; about the most nervous session in praporschik's life, as well as the service that can provide home wine when it is required to remove the third wheel person from a date.

About how jam from dandelions can bring out a snitch to the clean water, and why the above-mentioned snitch can falling from the stool to the floor half a night; about the major who drinks soapy water instead of moonshine, and about the complex cycle of batteries and automobile wheels in the economic hands of the praporschik.

About praporschik who sent soldiers to watch Emmanuel and about the soldiers that no found Emmanuel; about the competition of army amateur talent and about the medical initiative of a shaman private.

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About what kind of fuss begins in a military unit on the eve of the New Year, about an ensign feverishly distributing debts, and about how, with the help of a video camera, "grandfathers" can organize a festive table for themselves.

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