Schitt's Creek

- Season 5

(2019)

While Moira is in Bosnia filming the Crows movie that she hopes will revive her acting career, David attempts to take his relationship with Patrick to new heights.

Moira loses sleep stressing over old love letters; David and Stevie get held up at the store.

Alexis is able to secure a reservation at the motel for Emir Kaplan, an influential travel blogger specializing in writing about places and things off the beaten path. Beyond giving him extra special treatment, what Alexis, Johnny, Stevie and Roland decide to do as a team is a "hire" a plant as a fellow motel guest to talk up the greatness of the motel to him. With no money actually to hire someone to do this, they decide Stevie would be the best person in this role. Although nervous about doing it, Stevie ends up being good in the job, perhaps a little too good. ...

With finances already tight, Johnny is hit with a couple of unexpected bills. One is repair of the motel's hot water tank, which if he brought in a professional as Roland suggests instead of trying to fix it himself to save money, may lead to learning that the tank needs to be replaced in its entirety. The other, which is more discretionary in nature, is a $3,700 discounted couture, albeit off the rack, gown that Moira has just purchased to wear at the premiere - whenever it may be - of "The Crows Have Eyes III", the premiere at which she needs to look good as her ...

Patrick is having a housewarming party he is planning without David's help, the latter who expects it to fail because of it. It doesn't help from David's perspective that Patrick's party theme is high school slumber party instead of the slightly inaccessible higher class theme David had in mind. But in the way of many high school parties, an incident happens during the course of one of the party games between David and an extremely drunk Ted, who has decided to let loose in needing to stay sober for the rest of the week due to an extremely busy work schedule, that is ...

The Jazzagals, on Jocelyn's initiative, are going to the Poison rock concert being held at the casino. If only because of how important the concert seemed to be for Jocelyn considering that it is one night out away from the baby, they are dismayed to tell her that the concert has been postponed due to the venue being double booked. To give Jocelyn that night out, they decide to go to the casino anyway. The rock concert may have been more important to Jocelyn than she originally let on, the reason for its importance which Moira tries to satisfy in some other way. Meanwhile, ...

Johnny believes Ted's mom is attracted to him. Moira gets involved in a local musical production.

Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.

David agrees to sub in for the annual baseball game, and Moira runs a rehearsal that pushes Stevie over the edge.

Johnny and Moira accidentally run over a cat, while David has a run-in with an old colleague who has a business very similar to Rose Apothecary.

While in town for the surprise party, Patrick's parents get a surprise of their own. Moira gets coaxed into going to a soap opera convention with Alexis.

Johnny fills in at the annual mayor's roast. David tries to stop Moira from finding out about Stevie and Patrick's dance lessons.

Patrick and David go on a romantic hike. Everyone panics over Johnny's health scare.

Stevie is nowhere to be found on opening night for Cabaret. David attempts to make a big announcement.