Portlandia

- Season 7

(2017)

Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert; a traveler checks into an unconventional hotel; the weirdos discover a store that specializes in bedding and home beauty products.

Fred doesn't dig Carrie's beau; Drew and Andy ask about men; Melanie and Lars buy a rug.

Fred starts a business; Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love; Drew and Andy plan a funeral; Nina gives Lance a massage chair.

Toni and Candace retire; Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies; rats consider the charms of squirrels. Dieters rescue a boy in a tiger cage in a zoo.

Fred has a marriage arranged; a school hires a bully to teach children grit; a man keeps commenting ''Beautiful'' on social media posts.

Carrie looks for a new friend; Jill tries a radical diet; Drew and Andy host a film festival; Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

Fred and Carrie help Portland secede; the eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest; Dave and Kath leave notes on cars.

Nina and Lance have an infestation of ants. The Mayor looks for a world record that will bring tourists to Portland. The Time Tailors evaluate a man's schedule.

Carrie seeks to raise her passenger rating on Uber; Larry practices firing people; Sandra hits it off with the guy who declines her credit card.

Sandra gets a pitbull; Fred doesn't understand modeling; Fred and Carrie go to a cyclist protest; Hudson learns about alcohol.