Open House

- Season 1

(1989)

Ted and Linda both suck up to the boss on a fishing trip; Laura lands a job catering for Juan Verdez Real Estate.

Ted and Linda visit a marriage counselor in an attempt to end their office quarrels. Also, Dave gets fed up with house hunting and moves his family into the office, so Ted invites them to live in his home.

Laura's marriage to Ben ended, so she decides to become a realtor. Also, new boss Roger McSwain notices a large discrepancy in the books and grills the staff to find the embezzler.

Mr. McSwait threatens to fire Laura if she doesn't unload a house, so Linda and Ted intervene to ensure her first sale.

Richard and Linda are fighting, so Ted and Laura trick them into going to a hotel in hopes that the quarreling couple will reconcile.

When Ted and Linda go into the remote woods to assess a dome house, they wind up stranded with a bear at the door.

When the staff undergoes physical examinations, Linda switches Ted's medical results, which leads him to believe he's at death's door.

Ted's domineering mother arrives and assumes he's married to Linda, who reluctantly agrees to partake in the ruse.

After six months of house hunting, Dave becomes fed up with Ted and turns to Linda to find him a home. Meanwhile, Margo finally loses her virginity.

Laura discovers Ted's creepy new client is a maniac who murders pushy real estate agents.

Ted loses $50 grand when the crew goes to Las Vegas for a realty convention. Also, Laura plays the slot machines, Mr. McSwain courts showgirls, Margo masquerades as a princess, and Richard and Linda flaunt their wealth.

To evade an angry casino owner, Ted, Linda, and Richard dress up like Las Vegas showgirls.

Everyone is eager to host the firm's new TV show, but Linda is particularly miffed when Mr. McSwain gives the job to Geneva.

After Margo's cat dies, her coworkers join her in a funeral, later followed by a seance.

Linda, Laura, and Margo learn that Mr. McSwain's new fiancee has made a habit of marrying men for their money.

Ted's the only one who knows that Richard left Linda for a stewardess named Pippy, so he tries to prevent her from making a fool of herself at her anniversary party.

No one has the nerve to tell Mr. McSwain that his visiting daughter is an out of control nymphomaniac.

The ladies find themselves on-board a cruise for mourners, so they try to spin the situation. Meanwhile, Ted is tortured by his nemesis at a war games weekend.

Ted becomes jealous when Linda starts dating an attractive, immature young man.

Margo's slick brother arrives to con her coworkers, but he unknowingly makes his own sister one of his marks.

Mr. McSwain hires a high schooler who inadvertently gets the entire Juan Verde Realty team arrested.

Ted becomes jealous believing Evan is dating Linda, but in reality, she's being courted for a business partnership.

The crew plans a 10th anniversary roast for Ted, but when his plane goes missing, the festivities come screeching to a halt as everyone reminisces.

Everyone hopes to hook up at Scott's birthday party, but each person they encounter is a celebrity impressionist. Also, sparks fly between Ted and Linda.