Off Centre

- Season 1

(2001)

Mike and Euan move into a new apartment.

Mike and Euan move into a fancy New York loft, but complications arise when Euan invites Mike's girlfriend Liz to live with them.

When the whole gang is stricken with an irritating case of crabs, everyone blames each other.

Mike is freaked out when Liz shows an interest in his porn. Meanwhile, Euan dates a girl who seems disinterested in everything.

When the guys go out to get Chau laid, Mike discovers that his unwillingness to cheat on Liz has made him irresistible to the ladies.

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Mike thinks that Liz's friend wants to have a three-way.

When Mike's parents come to visit, he learns some disturbing family secrets. Meanwhile, Euan loans Status Quo his apartment for an MTV Cribs shoot.

Due to lack of funds, Mike cancels a ski trip, so Euan creates a fake job to funnel his buddy some cash. Meanwhile, Chau has difficulty getting respect from his employees.

Mike becomes competitive after learning Liz had sex with her ex four times a day. Meanwhile, Euan is befuddled when a coworker tells everyone that he's gay.

After discovering Liz was in a Girls Gone Wild video, Mike realizes he's never done anything crazy. Meanwhile, when Chau crashes on the couch, Euan becomes convinced that he's been defiling it nightly.

Mike lands a horrible office job. Meanwhile, Euan becomes smitten with the movie starlet who's moved in next door.

Mike becomes comfortable farting in front of Liz. Meanwhile, Euan finally builds up the courage to sever ties with a girlfriend, but he's perplexed when she finds solace in Chau's arms.

Needing a break from Euan, Mike spends the weekend with Liz, who wants to have sex while on her period. Meanwhile, Chau accidentally destroys Mike's bedroom.

When Euan points out that Status Quo has surrounded himself with yes-men, Status dumps his posse and makes Euan his new manservant. Meanwhile, Mike brags endlessly about his friendship with Dustin Diamond.

Chau invents a fake bank to pick up women. Meanwhile, Mike is in the doghouse with Liz for something that he said when he was drunk, although he can't remember what. Also, Status Quo's new CD is critically panned.

Euan realizes Liz's deaf friend is not the sweet person she seems to be. Meanwhile, when Mike and Chau borrow Euan's gym membership, Mike is disturbed that the guys hang out nude in the locker room and Chau butts heads with a bully.

Mike begs Euan not to date a girl who he's saving as a "backup" in case his relationship with Liz falls apart, which leads to a hurtful revelation. Meanwhile, Chau tries to win a big-screen TV.

Liz quickly regrets setting up Chau with her roommate. Meanwhile, Euan lies about his age to date an older woman.

Chau's new girlfriend has a knack for getting him assaulted. Meanwhile, the gang disregards Status Quo's rules when he leaves his beloved poodle in their care.

Tired of being made fun of by his American buddies, Euan contemplates getting a circumcision. Meanwhile, Mike gets a makeover to impress Liz.

Euan dates one of the stars of "The Real World," Liz bonds with Status, and Mike gets a job doing sound on a porn movie.