NTSF:SD:SUV

- Season 2

(2012)

After a series of mysterious kidnappings of rich people's kids from their high school, NTSF:SD:SUV boss Kove sends agents Hauser and Piper to pose as high-schoolers. A burned out undercover agent who's still in the school may help.

When a gang of Swedes starts hitting famous restaurants and stealing all the food from guests' plates to send it to the starving in Sweden, Kove sends agents Hauser, Piper and Alphonse to infiltrate the San Diego's Swedish underworld.

On a lazy Saturday a terrorist suddenly threatens the city. He starts playing a game with NTSF:SD:SUV and, more specifically, their newly single technician Sam. Technologically illiterate agent Hauser takes over for Sam for the day.

The latest victim in a series of murdered directors was filming a teen romantic horror about Frankenstein. The NTSF:SD:SUV team arrives on the set to investigate. Alphonse befriends the lead actor. Meanwhile, Kove starts a popular podcast.

The NTSF:SD:SUV team helps Time Angels, a team of three hot anti-terrorist time-traveling female agents, to stop the villainous time-jumping Leonardo Da Vinci from changing history.

After someone assassinates a killer whale that was under NTSF:SD:SUV protection, Internal Affairs send a very nice female agent to determine if it was an inside job. The NTSF:SD:SUV team refuses to cooperate and runs its own investigation.

After the NTSF:SD:SUV's robot S.A.M. assassinates the leading San Diego scientist in robotics who made him, he is to be dismantled. The team is in disbelief. A robot tips agent Hauser off that the real murderer may be the victim's son.

After a famous comic book author who sold out big time is assassinated by a brain bomb, a legendary comic book author who hates sellouts is arrested. However, he's not talking and there's one more brain bomb on some sellout out there.

Piper's slob of a boyfriend agrees to merry her. To celebrate, Kove takes her and Jessie on a wild girl night out that gets out of hand fast. Also, Piper's long forgotten ex, a sword master, shows up to get her back with words or swords.

Agent Hauser kills the President of the Navy in order to infiltrate the top secret prison and assassinate his own dad, a dangerous convicted terrorist. Meanwhile, President of the Navy faces his own horror - a FOUR star hotel safe house.

A Luddite group creates an EMP that shuts down all technology in San Diego. NTSF:SD:SUV technicians Sam and Jessie infiltrate them, while Kove teaches Piper and Alphonse about life before modern technology and Hauser goes on an epic detour.

Agent Alphonse's ex Alaskan partner, a dog, is murdered just as it was about to tell him about its latest case. Alphonse goes back home to Alaska with the team to investigate, but also possibly make up with his environmentalist father.

In this special infomercial, the NTSF:SD:SUV team presents the latest and best NTSF:SD:SUV personal protection system for you, your family and your home at low low prices (collateral damage to you, your family or your home not included).

During the Christmas party at NTSF:SD:SUV boss Kove's house, someone or something starts killing off the NTSF:SD:SUV team one by one. Good thing they have hand-held cameras and in-house surveillance.

A new eco-friendly bus is about to have its first run. The NTSF:SD:SUV team is there to secure the event. Suddenly, a bomb is activated. If the bus moves, they all go up.