No Angels

- Season 1

(2004)

Divorcee Lia is acting sister and her friends Beth and the sensible Kate nurses at St Margaret's hospital,along with their promiscuous friend Anji,a health care assistant. However Kate resigns after senior house officer Jamie has blamed her for his mistake,resulting in a patient's death,and she has publicly punched him. Beth gets her own back on young house officer Callum by putting a sedative in his drink when he is on call and Lia's daughter,who lives with her father,berates her for preferring the nurses' company to visiting her. Anji has a one night stand but tells...

Subject to an upcoming arranged marriage Anji feels guilty that her future husband is keeping himself celibate for her and befriends a psychiatrist who has not had sex in years but,being Anji,such things do not last. With Kate gone Carl Jenkins is senior nurse on the ward and soon finds himself on the losing end of a series of practical jokes with the nurses. When he gets grabbed by an obese patient he files a complaint of sexual harassment,which blows his chances with Lia. Kate agrees to return if she is appointed staff nurse.

Lia is alarmed to learn that her ex-husband Al and his new partner Sally are planning to move away with Emma and after she promises to see her daughter more the move is cancelled. When the wrong kidney is taken out of a patient Anji tumbles to the truth but Jamie tries to take the credit. As a result the patient is persuaded not to sue but Beth ends up a hundred pounds better off . Callum also makes a mistake whilst Kate,attending an anger management course,makes it clear she will never allow anybody to walk over her again.

Beth goes after Paul,a wealthy and handsome medic who is being headhunted for a management post but there is one snag - he is married. Beth's aunt Pat is admitted to her ward with a foot infection and Beth goes out of her way to avoid her,the animosity between the two women being explained when Beth's cousin Kelvin turns up. Senior consultant McManus takes Callum under his wing,betting that he will beat a rival consultant's protege at golf but too much concentration on the tournament leads to Callum making more mistakes on the ward. Kate meanwhile decides to give ...

The nurses feel sorry for new registrar Jane Salter,rumoured to be a Lesbian and thus on the receiving end of flak from male colleagues. Anji tries to offer her advice but when she is given the chance to train as a nurse and Jane tells her it was probably only down to an equal opportunities policy Anji feels betrayed and the nurses stitch Jane up at her welcome party. Kate befriends Ray,a morgue attendant with a strange sense of humour, whilst Beth is declared a local hero after diagnosing a patient with a heart condition as having Munchhausens. However when the ...

Paul is back as clinical services manager though his efforts to make life easier for the nurses only result in more red tape. Sensing that she will never catch him Beth takes Jamie to bed as second best. Jamie is fed up with Callum being McManus's golden boy because of his golfing skills and lets him know it so Lia encourages the younger man to be more assertive. Unfortunately this leads to his accidentally over-dosing a dying cancer patient and being disciplined. Kate,finding Ray too persistent,finishes with him by telling him she is allergic to his sperm whilst Anji...

A new registrar Willem,a Dutchman,insists on taking a holistic approach to patients which temporarily seduces Kate but is exposed as pointless when the patients need medication and not housing questionnaires. Jamie,out of his head on coke,makes unwise comments about a research grant which leads to McManus cancelling it. Beth gets carried away in discharging patients too early in what Kate suspects is an effort to impress Paul. Beth also mistakenly believes that Paul is about to set her up in her own flat and puts it about the ward. However,as compensation,she does get...

Anji is told by her prospective husband Ajesh that their arranged marriage is off. at first she assumes he is gay but he tells her he has been having an affair with another woman for over a year. This is something of a wake-up call for Anji,who determines to be more sensible in future. She confides in Callum,who in turn tells her he is taking a sabbatical to see if he really wants to be a doctor. The nurses attend a meeting on money management,at which they are very poor,but assess priorities when comforting a woman whose mother died just before she was due to go on ...

Not having had sex since New Year's Eve 1999 Lia is keen to get back in the habit with patient's son Conor but her rampant enthusiasm puts him off. Next day he learns she has been lying about her sex life but is happy to start again. Things go well but sadly he is soon to fly off for a job abroad. However Lia is sufficiently empowered to stand up to McManus though shocked that Emma has a boyfriend. Jamie takes Kate to a posh soiree and overreacts when he learns that she attended a private school,accusing her of pretentions whilst Anji's attempts to implement a new ...

After Paul tears strips off McManus he is forced to choose between his wife and Beth to keep his job. He chooses Beth and they set up house together. Callum returns from his sabbatical and takes Beth's room. Encouraged by Anji he dates a nurse called Daisy and brings her back for sex. Kate goes up against the annoying Clare to be the new ward sister and though Kate has popular support at a training session Clare gets the job as she is considered more cost effective. Beth finds living with Paul very different from being his mistress and they argue,Beth returning home ...