Next Week Now

- Season 6

(2019)

Wow look at all my news. Would you like some? More news please.

VSCO girl's here, no need to fear...unless you have like a phobia. We'd understand. BUT THE NEWS WON'T.

The news is very hard, and it can cause us a lot of stress. What I'm trying to say is all the pot is medicinal, get off my back.

Does anyone read these? Hello if you are.

We've found fatherhood is essential in the developing child, unless you don't have a dad. Then who needs them. ALSO NEWS.

It's the show before the show for Halloween. Spooky. What else is spooky? ASMR. I DON'T GET HOW IT WORKS AND THE UNKNOWN IS TERRIFYING. Don't forget to grab your news.

Michelle interviews a man who celebrates Halloween in an unconventional way and gives the full scoop on the undead.

Guidette Angela comes all the way from the Jersey Shore to talk about felons at UT Austin and have a chat with her felon, Vincent Giovanni Pastulucci the Third. NEWS.

SIGMA CHI, E-BOYS, AND NEWS.

Kidnappings all around. Egyptian god Seth makes predictions. Dan the Safety Man gives University of Texas students advice on how to avoid being kidnapped while on campus. Sponsored by Steak N' Shake. NEWS.

In the season finale, the hosts have no idea what's on the prompter. We have elf hunters, a tiny desk concert, and a special guest appearance from Sterling Knight. AND NEWS.