My Big Redneck Wedding

- Season 3

(2009)

She's loved him since he was the neighborhood paperboy. Now it's finally time for Sandra and David to get hitched and their doing it duck-hunting style.

Melissa and Bradley are from Venedocia, Ohio. This couple brings together a mess of kids and a whole lot of fun.

Kimberly and Heinz are from Portersville, Penn. These high school sweethearts were originally supposed to get married 10 years ago but are only now making it to the truck bed/altar. The wedding is at the Git-R-Done Chapel in the middle of Ohio's famed Yankee Lake mud bog.

Amy and Keith are from Wyoming, Mich. One dumpster truck driving bride plus one semi-driving groom equals one totally truck themed wedding. The vows are filled with on-the-road sentiments, and the traditional wedding attire is topped off with accessories like hard hats, truck boots and a cane made from a gearshift stick.

The wedding is just one of the biggest redneck things happening for this couple, Jamie and Jimmie's first home, a double wide, is delivered just in time for the big event. To commemorate this, they attempt to make a doublewide shaped cake.

Before he met Vickie, Brandon's last serious relationship was with a cow. But despite a 13-year age difference, Vickie and Brandon will unite in marriage. On the way to the altar, pigs will be castrated and frogs will be skewered - all in the name of "appetizers."

It's a double wedding when Terri and Greg and their dogs Hemmy and Droopy exchange vows. Terri's a tomboy with pink hair and a purple dress and he's a good-ole-boy who's a little gun shy about heading to the altar. But he buys he beloved a rifle for a wedding present anyway, as she plows ahead with plans, making a moon pie cake shaped like a fish, buying a wedding night wardrobe and attaching a spittoon to her bouquet.

Gary is a karaoke singing, racecar driving, all-American guy who met his gal when he went to get a sandwich at the deli where she was working. Now he will triumphantly take her as his bride in Victory Lane at his favorite racetrack. Though not her dream wedding, Leann is getting into the spirit, learning a song to sing for Gary and getting into a go-cart crash while Gary busy himself making a ring out of car parts and trying to find the right accessories for his racing suit tux. It truly is a mad dash to the altar for these two.

This 300 pound bride and her 105 pound groom love each other as much as they love to fight, which is a lot. It's a rocky path to the altar as Kevin tries to hunt squirrels for wedding food and a diamond for Tamzen's ring. A visit to the county clerk to get their marriage license and getting the chicken house location ready for the ceremony with no help from Kevin is Tamzen's big focus. After a touching and humorous ceremony, the newlyweds take to a boxing ring to settle their differences once and for all.

These two horse lovers met at a stable. And they bring that love into their country themed wedding with "horse turd roses" as decoration and even a game with horse poop filled water balloons at the reception. Other than the poop, there's the matter of LeeAnne finding a suitably tacky dress, a 'coon hunt bachelor party and the armadillo cake. It's different and it's hilarious!

For 14 years these two have been in love and playing house with her six kids. Now they are making it official at a mud bog. This episode shows how family and friends join together to make this occasion a day to remember for these two. They've got a cake replica of the bog, a hubcap covered golf cart, and some interesting outfits for Gator and his groomsmen. And mud. Lots and lots of mud.

After meeting on the internet, this young couple doesn't have much in the way of plans for their wedding, but they're having one, regardless. We follow their journey as they find a location, a dress and figure out how to pay for everything, like auctioning off their bridesmaids and groomsmen! They pull it off in a way that you'll have to see to believe!

It took two years of her looking his way to catch his eye, but now that she has Christy and Chris are headed straight to the altar in this muddy extravaganza. They've come up with a lot of unique elements, like an ice-chest shaped groom's cake, a beer can opener/garter, and some freshly painted hunting arrows Christy's gift. If you like dancing and mattress surfing, you're going to love this wedding!

This fiery redhead bride and her former high school sweetheart found true love the second time around and are having a very unconventional wedding to cement their relationship. They've got seven kids between them taking part in the ceremony; a possum that Chris is hoping will be food for the reception, and boxers and wife beaters for wedding outfits. This one is chock full of good old-fashioned family fun, including the ever popular belching contest and a large scale food fight. You'll be talking about it for years.

For once the groom really wants to participate in the wedding planning, but his bride doesn't appreciate his ideas at all - mostly because his ideas include trying to catch jumping fish in garbage bags, spray-painting her wedding dress and a raccoon hide covered archway. But they do make it down the aisle where their friend/occasional stripper/wannabe comedian unties them for life. And then they celebrate with a ride on a recliner through the mud. It's truly must see CMT.

It's the third time around for these two, and Junior is letting Cindy take care of all the details. Sure he shows up for his fireworks filled bachelor party and the wedding, but she's out clam digging, customizing a sexy red dress, and practicing their prom queen wave. The ceremony itself is a real tearjerker, especially for the minister and the love is infectious. A good time is sure to be had by all who tune in.