Ideal

- Season 3

(2007)

Moz is released from hospital,having broken his leg falling off the roof following the loft catching fire. At least Nicki has returned to him bringing baby Sanjeev but he keeps her awake at night and she begins to hallucinate. Mr. Rupani has sent two workmen,Alan and Marco,to repair the flat - both born-again Christians. Judith is seen dragging a large sack into her flat.Is she bringing her work home with her?

Moz's persistent stream of callers,including Brian,now dating and transformed into,a Goth and Jenny with her toy-boy, cause the builders to query who they are and Moz replies that they come to him for advice because he is considered to be a spiritual and religious man. The two clasp him to their bosoms but it backfires on him when he is called upon to exorcise Jenny. P.C. meanwhile starts dating China.

Moz certainly has his hands full as his mother Sheila reappears and tries to interest him in a decidedly dodgy pyramid selling scheme in which she has been caught up,in addition to which Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul arrive at the flat with the glamorous Helena intent on shooting a blue movie and,to cap it all, Nicki gets involved in a road accident.

Builder Alan finally tumbles to the true nature of Moz's business and,after being horribly stung by the occupants of a wasps' nest,goes on the rampage, trying to kill Moz and some of his customers. Lee,half of the would-be pop band Silicon Valets,comes off worse as he is imprisoned,left for dead,inside Moz's deficient hot water boiler. All this and a visit from Stemroach.

With his big day on the horizon all that Moz wants to do is to stay in and have a nice relaxing bath.But unfortunately it looks as if this is fated not to happen - not only do a steady stream of customers keep knocking at his door but then the evening is rounded off with a bizarre murder.

In the wake of the murder P.C. is looking to get Stemroach and leans on a reluctant Moz to help him set up the gangster leader. Unfortunately Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul have a dastardly plan of their own to get him and once more Moz's flat becomes the scene of a show-down.

Moz is trying to enjoy his stag night while Judith has a party mask glued to her face.

Moz wakes up for his wedding day,only to find himself in bed with Colin's sister Tania and,after he's got rid of her,he still has to cope with the amorous attentions of mask-wearing Judith. And if that's not enough he has to rescue Brian from the clutches of murderous born-again Christian Alan,risking life and limb in the process. Will he make it to his own wedding in time?