Honest Ads

- Season 3

(2016)

Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others.

If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.

It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.

Because if anyone needs real talk, it's gamers.

A look at the coverage maps of cell phone providers, and how they're unregulated for accuracy, and how 4G speeds in the US don't meet international definition.

Only good marketing could get the entire world addicted to black liquid that raises blood pressure and increases stress.

When are guys going to have to start enduring the rigors of birth control?

Insurance people are really just the superheroes of bending us over for the pleasure of paying them to do the bare minimum.

They should tell yo, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.

If you like hamburgers, maybe don't watch this video.

Energy drinks are just like drugs except with cooler colors.

Airlines: Bending you over for the pleasure of soaring 39,000 feet above the earth in a fart-filled tube.

The lottery is a great investment of your hard earned money, but only if you win.

Maybe don't watch this while sitting in your hotel room.