Half & Half

- Season 3

(2004)

Still upset that her father bought Dee Dee a horse when they were kids, Mona buys herself a horse on the internet.

As birthday presents, the sisters find dates for each other.

Mona lies and says Drew is her son in order to try to sign a new artist. Dee Dee tries a do-it-yourself building project.

Mona and Dee attend a wedding of one of Dee's ex-boyfriends Neil, while Phyllis and Big Dee attend the funeral of someone they were both once intimately involved with. Before the wedding begins, Dee Dee guiltily confesses her past relationship with Neil to Neil's bride-to-be, which results in the wedding being cancelled .

Mona spreads herself thin trying to succeed at work and maintain a social life.

Mona hangs out with Dee Dee's nemesis Stephanie, then has a dinner trying to broker a ceasefire between the two.

Spencer tries to sign a major artist but has to deal with the bad behavior and drama that has stopped other labels from signing him.

Dee Dee meets and falls for her favorite author. All goes well until she finds out that he has kids.

High drama occurs and secrets are revealed at Dee Dee's Thanksgiving party when Spencer's father, Ray, shows up unexpectedly. Mona comes clean to her father about her feelings of being slighted by him and Phyllis rethinks her relationship with Ray.

Dee Dee musters up the courage to finally introduce her new boyfriend, the other Morris, to her parents. Though Charles and Big Dee Dee publicly approve, privately they try to get Dee Dee to break it off. Also, a new assistant is hired at Delicious who is a disaster.

Mona fears her new guy, Roland, has a major flaw that is yet to come to light. Big Dee Dee is contemplating having her breast enlarged, but she finds a surprising comfort from Phyllis when her doctor finds a lump in her breast.

Mona, Dee Dee, Phyllis and Big Dee Dee have trouble getting along when they all play poker together at Mona's apartment. When Dee Dee loses to Mona she has a hard time accepting that she may not be the best at something.

Mona gets upset when she feels she is not getting the credit she deserves for her talent search idea. Big Dee Dee meets with her old talent agent hoping that he will represent her again.

Dee Dee is hoping for a second chance at impressing a high-powered attorney, Maxine Shaw. Big Dee Dee feels she is being upstaged by another actor, Kyle Barker. The Delicious staff go on a work retreat, but Mona is having trouble getting everyone interested in working.

Spencer ruins Mona's Chance to work with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Dee Dee loses her job before she has it when the firm she was going to work for downsizes.

Mona panics under the pressure of picking a finalist for the star search.

After Mona discovers Dee Dee has secretly gotten back together with her older ex-boyfriend Carter, she is disappointed that Dee Dee didn't trust her enough to tell her. Meanwhile, Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee are devastated when their treasured hairstylist relocates to a different state.

After telling Mona not to let people take advantage of her, Dee Dee later regrets giving her that advice when she asks Mona a favor and is turned down. Meanwhile, Mona takes away Spencer's new clothes until he pays her back the money he owes her.

Mona entertains overtures from the head of a rival record company, who hopes to steal her away from Delicious Records.

When Big Dee Dee crashes Phyllis' charity telethon meeting, Phyllis tells everyone Big Dee Dee was pregnant before she was married.

When Phyllis gets into trouble with her Homeowner's Association, Dee Dee comes to her defense, but ends up causing more harm than good. Meanwhile, Mona tries to avoid Phyllis' constant needy behavior, but becomes jealous when Phyllis starts to spend more time with Dee Dee.

Dee Dee starts to feel the pressure as her law school graduation fast approaches and she hasn't landed a job. Meanwhile, Mona panics when Phyllis finds a terrific apartment in her neighborhood.