Get a Life

- Season 1

(1990)

The pilot is the same as the first episode. The only difference is Chris' mom is played by a different actress.

Chris wakes up, kisses Daryl Hannah, does his paper route, drags his neighbor to an amusement park and gets stuck on a roller coaster.

Chris decides to enter the exciting world of male modeling when he joins the Handsome Boy School of Modeling.

Chris convinces his father to accompany him to the father-son competition at the annual paper boy picnic.

When Sharon's sister pays a visit, she, surprisingly, finds Chris to be charming.

To save his childhood park, Chris raises money by trying to break the world record for having things piled on you.

The newspaper fires Chris and the rest of the delivery boys and replaces them with a robot, so Chris challenges the machine to a contest.

Chris asks out a waitress but first has to get a driver's license.

The home in which Chris is house sitting appears to haunted.

Chris takes a group of young punks under his wing to make them better citizens.

Chris auditions and gets the lead in a musical based on animals that wear roller skates - much to the chagrin of his nemesis, Sharon.

Chris finds evidence that he was adopted and goes in search of his birth parents.

Chris buys a counterfeit watch from a disreputable vendor who won't refund his purchase price.

At the family reunion Chris is still struggling to get out from under the shadow of his cousin Donald.

Chris wins a weekend with his favorite talk show host, a contest the host first regrets he agreed to, but later Chris regrets he entered, when the host decides to stay.

After destroying her kitchen, Chris becomes Sharon's slave to work off the $2000 in damage and she also brainwashes him to break his will.

During one day, Chris meets his soul mate, marries her and goes through an entire relationship with her.

Chris and Larry join Mr. Peterson on a camping trip. When Mr. Peterson manages to lose them, the hungry boys eat some berries that cause them to hallucinate and become paranoid.

Chris hangs out with the construction workers who are working on his parents house.

Chris' wallet is stolen in The Big City, and the Big City gives him the key to the city and other perks to make him feel better.

20 years after mail ordering Chris receives the submarine kit "Neptune 2000". After putting it together with the aid of his father, they embark on the sub's maiden voyage inside Chris' bathtub.

Chris and Larry ignore an Indian curse and wind up switching lives. This way Chris realizes how pathetic and submissive is Larry's life.

After a near-death experience from choking on cereal, Chris gains psychic abilities. He then tries to prevent one of the predictions when he sees a vision of somebody trying to murder Sharon.