Feathers and Toast

- Season 1

(2014)

Wearing her best beaded vintage gloves especially for the occasion, Tallulah concentrates on frying kale in an attempt to brighten up her heart chakra and discovers a love of hosting the cooking show in the process. Argentinean camera man Diego attempts to explain how the world has moved on from VHS tapes and the like.

Standing on one leg miming a fish, Tallulah prepares a colorful dinner while waxing lyrical about how eating a variety of color is the key to happiness in life. She's hit by the realization that she might well be the modern day Julia Child.

Tallulah attempts to grow her audience by appealing to the Spanish speakers of the world and discovers her sensual side as she squeezes tomatoes into a Spanish Tomato Salad. Diego accuses her of being racist.

Tallulah is tickled pink to see that she has a growing fanbase in Japan and decides to dedicate an episode to the Far East...even dressing up in neon in a (perhaps) misguided attempt to appeal to Japanese Fashionistas. Diego manages to get a step further towards uncovering who she sent the FedEx package to in France.

Tallulah has an on air breakdown while preparing a Pad Thai. Barely pulling herself together by channeling an eagle, not a chicken, she is ultimately successful with the recipe as she discovers that cooking can be therapeutic. Despite the fact that there isn't actually a Pad Thai to show for her efforts at the end of the day.

Having discovered that she literally saved a viewers life with her unconventional advice on how to pull yourself back from the brink during her breakdown with the Pad Thai, Tallulah develops a messiah complex literally believing that she might well be capable of saving the world one sandwich at a time. After all, how many people can say that they have actually saved a life?