Elvira's Movie Macabre

- Season 1

(2010)

Elvira decides to clean out her basement, relaunch "Movie Macabre," and host "Night of the Living Dead."

Elvira mocks Roger Corman classic "The Terror" until she falls asleep.

Elvira pet-sits six animals while hosting "The Giant Gila Monster," but complications quickly arise when the pets begin feasting upon each other.

Elvira prepares to compete on a game show while hosting "The Brain That Wouldn't Die."

Elvira decides that the film she's hosting is so boring that she catches up on her reading and various personal chores.

Elvira prepares for her annual Halloween party by kidnapping Martha Stewart and holding her captive in a wooden crate.

Elvira decides to throw her "ring into the hat" and campaign for office. To improve election odds, she masquerades as Sarah Palin and accepts a phone call from the dreaded Breather.

Elvira celebrates the achievements of "Eegah" (or lack thereof) by honoring the film at the Elvie Awards.

Elvira gets in touch with her inner child while hosting "Teenagers from Outer Space."

Elvira celebrates Christmas with a stop-motion animated segment, a variety of puppets, stockings stuffed with amputees' legs, gingerdead men cookies and a special yuletide appearance by her longtime nemesis, The Breather.

While hosting "I Eat Your Skin," Elvira complains that there's no actual flesh eating in the film, so she invents the I Eat Your Skin Diet and hawks Zombatrim pills.

While hosting "Don't Look in the Basement," Elvira hears radio reports of a deranged killer on the loose in her neighborhood.

Elvira invites a few fellow Mistresses to discuss "Untamed Women" on a segment she calls "The Brew."

Elvira shows off her bilingual skills and cracks open her box of old love letters.

The son Elvira never knew she had abruptly appears and tries to take over her show.

Elvira tries to figure out a way to avoid being deported.

Elvira becomes paralyzed by a spider bite and is forced to watch "Tormented."

Elvira tries to elevate the material by hosting Manos as if it were an episode of Masterpiece Theater.

Elvira's stuck hosting this Greek tragedy about Hercules and his voyage to Atlantis to rescue his son and battle an army of identical men and a strange up-right dragon.

Elvira tries her hand at being an artist in a variety of mediums. Also, Breather presents the Mistress of the Dark with The Publisher's Wet T-Shirt Contest Award.

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

In her quest for eternal youth, the glamorous CEO of a cosmetics company becomes a blood-thirsty wasp-monster by night, something the ageless Elvira doesn't need to worry about.

It's love at first sacrifice when a tribe of hot chicks and ugly guys on the island of Wongo, hook up with a tribe of hot guys and ugly chicks on Goona, leaving Elvira to lament her lack of love.