Citizen Khan

- Season 4

(2015)

The Khans decide to have a family day out to visit Farley Manor, owned by Lord Anstruther, which is putting on a display of Indian treasures collected during the British Raj. Mr Khan's efforts to impress the council committee are put on hold while he takes Naani around the old manor. He becomes much keener on all things ancient and Indian after meeting Lord Anstruther, but his hopes of hobnobbing with the aristocracy are jeopardised by Naani's sticky fingers.

Mr Khan over-tasks when he takes on a new role as a lollipop man, and a family-photo opportunity causes friction between Alia and Shazia. Mr Khan wants to get Baby Mohammad enrolled at a good school and tries to take the inside track by becoming a school crossing patrol officer, but the training regime and selection process are tougher than he expected, even with Amjad helping him to get fit round the Birmingham streets. Meanwhile, Naani wants the family to have a proper family photo done in a studio. Shazia and Alia clash when Alia tries to hijack the studio session ...

Baby Mohammad has a few unsettled nights and Shazia and Amjad are finding it difficult to cope with the lack of sleep. Mrs Khan thinks they need to spend some quality time together and deputizes Mr Khan to book them a romantic weekend away. Mr Khan is trying to win a Pride of Birmingham award (Alia misinterprets this as him going on a Birmingham Pride march), which leads to an altercation with a parking attendant at the supermarket. The dispute escalates and Khan finds himself staging a protest against parking fines from inside his car after the attendant tries to ...

Deciding that she and her husband should have more "together" time, Mrs Khan invites Mr Khan along to watch her tango-class demonstration. Mr Khan already has something planned: he's opening a fried-chicken franchise on the High Street. He is keeping it secret from Mrs Khan, as he has invested their pension money in it. He enlists Alia, Amjad, Naani, and nephew Faraz as his chicken-shop crack team. Complicating matter, the chicken-shop manageress Sandra takes a shine to Amjad--but Mr Khan thinks this is just what he needs.

Mr and Mrs Khan are not happy when Amjad's mother informs them that she and her husband are moving to Bradford and want Shazia, Amjad, and Baby Mo to go with them. When Mrs Khan is rushed to hospital with stomach pains she attempts to match Alia with a handsome doctor while' her husband makes the mistake of posing as a doctor. Back home Shazia puts her parents' minds at rest when she tells them that she has decided against a move, but Khan's belief that Mo is psychic comes horribly true.

In line with the great tradition of British Muslim baking, Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake-Off. He is making his own version of the lemon drizzle inside-out cake. Meanwhile, there are more pressing problems on the domestic front: Alia has a boyfriend. Mrs Khan is worried that he sounds too rough and sends Mr Khan (and son-in-law Amjad) to give him a talking-to--at a pub. After negotiating a number of bearded biker men, Khan meets the boyfriend, and for purely selfish reasons he invites him over to the house. However, Mrs Khan makes a discovery that forces Mr ...

Snowmen, reindeer, and a real donkey--it must be Christmas in the Khan household. Mr. Khan embraces Christmas like never before, even launching his own range of traditional halal mince pies with help from a local business dragon. Shazia and Amjad try to find somewhere else to live, because their landlord is selling their house and they can't afford the deposit to buy it. Naani has a solution: she'll give them the money for the deposit. Her only mistake is entrusting it to Mr. Khan, who promptly loses it. To retrieve it, he heads to the Community Centre's Winter ...