Chelsea Lately

- Season 7

(2013)

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how good the holidays were with her family, and the reason why. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Brad Wollack discuss Kim Kardashian and Ye having a baby together, photos of Justin Bieber with a blunt in his hands, January 7th being the date that most people start affairs, and Psy having done his final US performance of "Gangnam Style". And Chelsea chats with guest Timothy Olyphant about his show Justified (2010), his recent appearance on Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (2003), his three children, her perception that he's a bit off kilter in his attitude, and his like to get free stuff.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about an admission by Al Roker of what he did at the White House. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Arden Myrin and Jo Koy discuss Taylor Swift and Harry Styles breaking up, McDonald's considering adding chicken wings to their menu, a college football commentator's on-air comments about the quarterback's girlfriend, Charlie Sheen tweeting photographs of himself partying in Mexico with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and Sheen now dating a girl-on-girl porn star. And Chelsea's guest Bradley Trevor Greive, author of "Curses and Blessings", brings in sugar glider marsupials, an emu, a yak, and alpacas for Chelsea to pet.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about who she would sign if she had her own record label. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Heather McDonald and Kurt Braunohler discuss Kim Kardashian and Ye's renovation plans for their newly purchased Bel Air mansion, a man who was duct taped to his seat on a flight by the flight crew for being unruly, a woman who took unusual action when she saw her husband in bed with another woman, and Honey Boo Boo's mother setting up a trust fund for her daughter. And Chelsea chats with guests The Saturdays about their new show Chasing the Saturdays (2013) and why they wanted it to air on E!, how they got together as a ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the difference between herself and the British when going out to the bar for drinks. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ryan Stout, Fortune Feimster and Gary Valentine discuss movie studios believing that the new Liberace movie is too gay, the latest celebrity season of The Apprentice (2004), Brazilian prostitutes signing up for free English classes in preparation for tourists coming to the 2014 World Cup, Diana Ross causing a kerfuffle at a Beverly Hills restaurant, and the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis introducing "Tweet seats" where patrons sit if they can't stay off their phones. And Chelsea ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she considers the television event of this past weekend, which she feels changed the course of American history. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss the just held The 2013 Miss America Pageant (2013), the just held 70th Golden Globe Awards (2013), a 400 pound woman who fell through the sidewalk and into a six foot deep hole and who credits her weight for saving her life, and Britney Spears and Jason Trawick breaking up. And Chelsea chats with guest Johnny Knoxville about his new movie Le Dernier Rempart (2013) and working with Arnold Schwarzenegger on it, the movie in comparison to the stunts in Jackass: Le film (2002), producing the CD "Southbound Train" for his cousin Roger Alan Wade, life ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about life with her dog Chunk and the advice she got from Chuy about raising him now that he's hitting his doggie adolescence. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Lauren Lapkus and T.J. Miller discuss reports that Lance Armstrong admits to taking banned performance enhancing drugs in an upcoming interview with Oprah Winfrey, Charlie Sheen soon becoming a grandfather, and a new book on Scientology and Hollywood which reports that Tom Cruise signed a billion year service with the religion. And Chelsea chats with guest Bill Maher about his thoughts on the election and its process, the two of them having dinner with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the ways that she would like to see the end of her life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Matt Braunger discuss Nicki Minaj asking for A-1 Sauce at an upscale steak house, NBC ordering a pilot for a sitcom starring and about Jessica Simpson, Rev. Pat Robertson talking about women who let themselves go physically during marriage asking for trouble, and pubic lice aka crabs becoming extinct with the popularity of Brazilian waxes. And Chelsea chats with guest Jason Clarke about his role in Zero Dark Thirty (2012), often costarring with his good friend Jessica Chastain, for the first time attending the Golden Globe ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the things in life she has to defend. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Jen Kirkman and Mo Mandel discuss reports that Taylor Swift can't stay in a relationship because she's a prude and a virgin, reports that Ye wants to have a commitment ceremony with Kim Kardashian as she's still married to Kris Humphries, Gary Busey's new website called "The Busey Zone", an alcohol version of a bong, and M.I.T. researchers devising ice cubes that change colors to tell you how drunk you are. Heather and Fortune discuss sharing an office. And Chelsea chats with guest T.I. about his CD "Trouble Man: Heavy is ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she did to celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Annie Lederman and Ben Gleib discuss the Presidential inauguration ceremony, whether Manti Te'o was in on the hoax about his reported dead on-line girlfriend, Justin Bieber posting a photograph of himself with his butt crack showing, and a website for female college students to find a sugar daddy. And Chelsea chats with guest Gael García Bernal about his new movie No (2012), being Mexican, being multilingual, and attending the Sundance Film Festival.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why Chuy is absent from the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Hardwick, April Richardson and Gary Valentine discuss the speculation that Mel Gibson is the biological father of Jodie Foster's children, Charlotte Rae writing in her memoirs that her husband of twenty-five years was gay and unfaithful, New Kids on the Block headlining a tour of boy bands, the University of Toronto Sexual Education Centre kicking off their annual sexual awareness week with an orgy, and a British Heart Foundation study that found that thirty percent of men want women to stop wearing sexy outfits to work since they find it too ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the accuracy of tabloid news stories. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Dov Davidoff discuss reports that Beyoncé was lip-syncing when she "sang" at the Presidential inauguration, Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman publicly inviting Prince Harry back to the city, a Long Island dentist arrested for showing up to work inebriated, scientists stating that women look the ugliest at 3:30 PM on Wednesdays, and a Minnesota attorney banned from practicing law for fifteen months because he billed a client for sex. And Chelsea chats with guest Jenna Elfman about her new show 1600 Penn (2012) ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what the office has been like this week without Chuy. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Natasha Leggero and Ross Mathews discuss Shia LaBeouf dropping acid for his latest movie role, Alicia Silverstone advocating for orgasmic births, a drunk woman who got stuck in her son's high chair, and McDonald's in the UK launching their happy readers program where they put books instead of games in their happy meals. Brad asks Gloria Allred for some legal advice. And Chelsea chats with guest Scott Caan about his show Hawaii 5-0 (2010) and needing to live in Hawaii to film the show, enjoying being naked, being like his father James Caan...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the role of her stylist and others who work in the style industry which may not be so obvious on the surface. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Heather McDonald and Brad Wollack discuss Chris Brown and Frank Ocean getting into a fist fight, a security guard filing a report that she was hit by a Nerf bullet shot by Justin Bieber, and Sarah Palin and Fox News officially parting company. And Chelsea chats with guest Allison Williams about her show Girls (2012) and working with Lena Dunham, being the daughter of newscaster Brian Williams, a recent trip to Africa, and what she did on a recent Ambien-induced stupor.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the signs that indicate that she may turning into a crazy dog lady. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ryan Stout, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger doing a series of motivational financial talks in Australia, a ten year old photo of Schwarzenegger in a speedo, the cancellation of television shows related to bad parenting, socialite Dori Cooperman's disorderly conduct charge, and the Boy Scouts of America contemplating ending their ban on gay scouts and troop leaders. And Chelsea chats with guest Emmy Rossum about her new CD "Sentimental Journey" which she ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she and others can find like minded people to share one's hobbies. Chelsea and her round table panelists Drew Droege, Fortune Feimster and Jo Koy discuss Lindsay Lohan missing another court date due to an excuse which turned out to be false, she and her mother rejected from two Santa Monica hotels for past offenses, a photograph of Justin Bieber grabbing a fan's breast, Chris Brown comparing himself to Jesus, and a study that found that straight people suffer more from stress and depression than homosexual or bisexual people. And Chelsea chats with guest Piers Morgan about each appearing on the ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the tradition at this time of the year of talk shows having a cooking segment for things that can be prepared for Super Bowl Sunday. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Loni Love and Matt Braunger discuss the mixed reports about Britney Spears following her break-up with Jason Trawick, Liberty Ross filing for divorce from Rupert Sanders over his affair with Kristen Stewart, and Jason London crapping his pants while arrested for being intoxicated and disorderly. In the latest installment of "Office Mate Therapy", office mates Jeff Wild and Sarah Colonna talk about sharing an office and the piñata in the corner of their office. And Chelsea ...

In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl, with help from the Seventeen Magazine Players, provides kissing advice for teen girls in making it through the school year. Dave and his round table panelists Brad Wollack, Jen Kirkman and T.J. Miller discuss highlights of yesterday's Super Bowl, Britney Spears not being considered for a Las Vegas residency show, and a man getting frostbite on his penis from having sex with a snowman. And Dave chats with guest Rick Springfield about appearing in Dave's documentary Sound City (2013), meeting his wife at the Sound City recording studio, and his upcoming appearance on The View (1997).

In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl talks about the other tasks he has had to take over for Chelsea in this guest hosting gig. Dave and his round table panelists John Caparulo, Fortune Feimster and Jo Koy discuss Justin Bieber photographed taking sizzurp, a man arrested for driving drunk on a motorized shopping cart inside a Wal-Mart, and Durex offering a "discreet" condom delivery service in Dubai. Chelsea conducts a performance review of Heather, who uses it as an opportunity. And Dave chats with guest Nas about his four Grammy nominations this year (bringing his lifetime total to eighteen nominations), his ...

In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl, in an effort to inform Chelsea's ignorant staff, provides a short history of rock 'n' roll from his perspective. Dave and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Kurt Braunohler discuss Beyoncé' publicist asking buzzfeed.com to remove unflattering photos taken at the Super Bowl half time show of her on their website, an eighteen year old Miami woman flipping the bird at the judge presiding over her case, and the unusual requests Lady Gaga has included in her current tour rider. And Dave chats with guest Sir Elton John about how the two of them met, the two of them working on ...

In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl talks about how he plans on disseminating his knowledge of guest hosting. Dave and his round table panelists James Davis, Natasha Leggero and Josh Wolf discuss the Grammys issuing a dress code for this year's awards show, a photo of a dog that has gone viral on the Internet since his face looks human, a woman getting her on-line boyfriend's name tattooed on her face immediately after meeting him for the first time, and this year's ESPN magazine's music edition recreating famous album covers by athletes. And Dave chats with guests Tenacious D - aka Jack Black & Kyle Gass - about their Grammy ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her whereabouts last week and what she thought of Dave Grohl replacing her. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Mo Mandel discuss the just held Grammy Awards, Pope Benedict XVI announcing his resignation from the post, the trend of people who want to keep their wedding reception small sending out "you are not invited" notices, and Dolce and Gabbana having a line of baby fragrances. And Chelsea chats with guest Tim McGraw about his latest CD "Two Lanes of Freedom", attending the Grammy Awards and the tribute to Bruce Springsteen, his photo spread in People magazine, and ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she and her staff are doing to prepare for Valentine's Day, and what some other people do for love. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Diablo Cody and Ross Mathews discuss a contestant on The Bachelor (2002) believing that an unmarried woman at age thirty-two is an old maid, Vladimir Putin sanctioning a Boyz II Men concert to boost Russia's sagging birth rate, a Vegas stripper suing the strip club for losing a finger during a dance competition, One Direction being reprimanded by their management for losing a large amount of money at a Vegas casino, and a survey that found that couples that ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest music video to go viral on the Internet, and what she and her staff are doing about it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin and Matt Braunger discuss a Carnival cruise ship that lost power and water on its sailing, Justin Bieber stating that The Black Keys drummer Patrick J. Carney should be slapped around for a comment he made about Bieber not getting any Grammy nominations, Angelina Jolie casting one of her infant daughters in her latest movie, and an Indiana high school that wants to hold a separate prom for all the kids who are out of the closet. And Chelsea chats with guest Richard Simmons...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from some of her staff, demonstrates why Valentine's Day never lives up to expectations. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald and Nico Santos discuss Zimbio announcing their 100 hottest celebrity couples for 2013, a woman who didn't know she was pregnant giving birth to a ten pound baby, and couples trying to break the world longest kiss record in Thailand. Chelsea and Chuy talk to Jeopardy! (1984) champion Ken Jennings in order to get smarter. And Chelsea chats with guest Julianne Hough about her new movie Un havre de paix (2013), her line of shoes, being raised Mormon, her relationship with Ryan Seacrest, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about people who complain but don't do anything to fix the situation. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Jen Kirkman and Ryan Stout discuss Alec Baldwin's latest run-in with the paparazzi, semi-nude self-portraits found on George W. Bush's computer, and a man wearing an empathy belly to simulate what it feels like to be pregnant. In this week's installments of "Keeping Up with the Keshishians", they talk about this year's crop of Oscar Best Picture hopefuls, today being Les Misérables (2012). And Chelsea chats with guests Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb about perpetuating the lie that they're feuding with Chelsea, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how to sustain a long term relationship. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, JC Coccoli and Jo Koy discuss Lil' Wayne's feud with the Miami Heat basketball team, Honey Boo Boo's gay uncle using her celebrity and photos of his penis to hook up on Grindr, a hypnotist who says he can make a straight man gay, Hooters in Tokyo and Hello Kitty's joint promotion, and Chris' altercation at a New York City bar. In their next Oscar nominated Best Picture movie review, the Keshishians talk about Lincoln (2012) and Happiness Therapy (2012). And Chelsea chats with guests Starsky & Cox (Stella Starsky and Quinn Cox) ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler sends a message to all her staff that have offspring. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, Annie Lederman and Ross Mathews discuss Kelly Clarkson's beef with Clive Davis over his depiction of their collaboration in his memoirs, a $50 million diamond heist at Brussels Airport, a man falling out his eighth story window while trying to visit friends as his wife locked him in their bedroom, and a South Dakota postal delivery man being caught drunk on the job. In their next Oscar nominated Best Picture movie review, the Keshishians talk about Argo (2012). And Chelsea chats with guest Justin Bartha about his show The New Normal (2012)...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what is real and what is fake in reality television. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss Michael Jackson's sixteen year old son Prince Michael Jackson being hired as a correspondent for Entertainment Tonight (1981), Chelsea recently being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Japanese scientists discovering a species of sea slug that loses its penis after sex, and Lay's new "Chicken and Waffles" potato chips. In their next Oscar nominated Best Picture movie review, the Keshishians talk about Zero Dark Thirty (2012). And Chelsea chats with guests, the cast of After Lately (2011), about the highlights of filming the upcoming fourth ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Chelsea Lately Offkey Singers, talks about Seth MacFarlane's "We Saw Your Boobs" song on La 85e cérémonie des Oscars (2013) telecast. Chelsea and her round table panelists Fortune Feimster, Mary Lynn Rajskub and T.J. Miller recap the Oscars. They also discuss today being Chelsea's 38th birthday, and Chuy's upcoming appearance on Splash (2013). And Chelsea chats with guest Quvenzhané Wallis about being the youngest ever Best Actress Oscar nominee at age nine for Les bêtes du Sud sauvage (2012), her dislike of her character's costuming for and the initial discomfort in working with a large pig in the movie, attending the Oscars, her love of dancing, getting the title ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her new found maturity at age thirty-eight years and one day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss the season sixteen cast of Dancing with the Stars (2005), authorities in Europe finding horse meat in food items labeled as beef, public uproar over the content of nine year old rapper Lil Poopy's videos, and the ritual of US Marines training in Thailand drinking the blood of live cobras. And Chelsea chats with guest Jordana Brewster about her show Dallas (2012), show themed gay bars in the title city, her exotic cultural and ethnic background, and being the daughter of a ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the theft of a vintage pornography collection in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Morgan Murphy and Matt Braunger discuss Harry Styles being hit in the groin with a shoe while performing in concert, Bobby Brown going to jail for five DUIs, a girl burning her hair off during a curling iron demonstration, a black family suing Disneyland for purported racist behavior by one of their mascots, and a 101 year old man being the oldest person to ever run a marathon but that won't be officially recognized since he has no birth certificate. And Chelsea...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how to deal with anger. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, April Richardson and Kurt Braunohler discuss Madonna and daughter Lourdes aka Lourdes Leon arguing over religion, Perez Hilton becoming a father, Steven Tyler stating that he has spent over $6 million on drugs, and the FBI caught sexting among other abuses of their position. Chelsea shows outtakes from the recent filming of After Lately (2011). And Chelsea chats with guest Kate Mara about her new show House of Cards (2013) which is distributed through Netflix as a thirteen episode season in one get go, working with Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright, being the older sister of Rooney Mara, and her family owning two NFL ...

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews compares himself to the last guest host, rock musician Dave Grohl. Ross and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and Nico Santos discuss Justin Bieber tweeting that his 19th birthday was the worst ever, Honey Boo Boo trying to sell Girl Scout cookies while not being a Girl Scout, an overweight man wearing a Batman costume bringing in a criminal to a police station in Britain, Dennis Rodman and three Harlem Globetrotters making an official visit to North Korea, and Pat Robertson believing that demons can attach themselves to thrift store clothing. And Ross chats with guest NeNe Leakes about her show The New Normal (2012), being a...

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews, a fan, defends the honor of Oprah Winfrey. Ross and his round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and James Davis discuss Taylor Swift being sick about being called a lovesick serial dater, Candy Spelling suing the owners of her condo building because she can't order room service, a segment on polyamory on 20/20 (1978), and Justin Bieber being booed at a London concert for showing up two hours late. And Ross chats with guest Jillian Michaels about health and fitness tips.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how close she is to her E! family. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Heather McDonald and Bobby Lee discuss Shia LaBeouf leaving the stage production of "Orphans" due to a feud with co-star Alec Baldwin, Taylor Swift making a $1 million profit on the her Hyannis Port house which she sold to get away from ex-boyfriend Conor Kennedy, Carly Rae Jepsen and Train pulling out of performing at the Summer Boy Scouts Jamboree because of the organization's anti-gay stance, and US representatives believing that there is a drinking problem at the UN. And Chelsea chats with guest Kate Walsh about her line of fragrances, a photo...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who has wanted her staff to use this show as a springboard to bigger things, talks about the one person who has taken advantage of it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Julian McCullough discuss what guest assistant Donny Davis did for Chelsea's 38th birthday, a group of rappers advocating to write off visits to strip clubs on their income tax, a pizza delivery guy being tipped less than 1% on a $1,500 bill, the soon to air interview Chelsea did with Oprah Winfrey, and a Hebrew version of Playboy. A clip from season 3 of After Lately (2011) is shown. And Chelsea chats with guest Luke Bryan ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her weekend trip to Aspen, and Colorado's new law allowing recreational marijuana use. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss Justin Bieber canceling a show in Portugal due to poor ticket sales and his altercation with paparazzi over the weekend, Joy Behar leaving The View (1997) at the end of this season, and a study that found that female chimps are aggressive to other female chimps but become apologetic once a male enters the scene. And Chelsea chats with guest Rachel Zoe about her show The Rachel Zoe Project (2008), being a stylist to a diverse group of celebrity clients, and the ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the real heroes in life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Fortune Feimster and Mo Mandel discuss Chuy Bravo breaking his foot before even attempting a dive for Splash (2013), personal and sensitive information on celebrities and political figures being posted on a website linked to Russians, a New York state judge overturning Mayor Michael Bloomberg's over-sized soda pop law, a photo of a grumpy cat having gone viral on the Internet, and men trying to create profiles on a lesbian dating app. Chelsea chats with guest Cesar Millan about his new show Cesar Millan's Leader of the Pack (2012), and his philosophy of adopting rescued dogs....

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Chuy's return to the show and what has happened to him in the intervening two weeks. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss the selection of the new pope, yesterday's season finale of The Bachelor (2002), the death of Justin Bieber's hamster, Chuy's encounter with Halle Berry, and speculation that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up. And Chelsea chats with guest Elisabeth Moss about her new miniseries Top of the Lake (2013) and filming it in New Zealand, her first appearance on Chelsea's show being her first talk show experience when she was promoting Mad Men (2007), her fear of water, being held to secrecy on the ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler introduces the latest music video to take the Internet by storm. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Annie Lederman and Ryan Stout discuss Lady Gaga's custom designed and built 24-carat gold-plated wheelchair she's using while recovering from hip surgery, three Ukrainian military trained killer dolphins who have escaped, the trend of fitness clubs offering fitness parties as a new way to celebrate special events, and a Cosmo article on how to talk dirty in bed. And Chelsea chats with guest Olivia Wilde about her new movie L'incroyable Burt Wonderstone (2013) and the experience of filming the movie in Las Vegas, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she may need a bodyguard and who she would choose. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Michael Yo and Josh Wolf discuss the request that Chelsea received to replace an injured Chuy on Splash (2013), Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn officially dating, Ohio senator, Republican Rob Portman, now officially endorsing gay marriage since he found out his son is gay, and Lindsay Lohan being late for a court engagement since she missed a flight due to attending a concert instead. And Chelsea chats with guest Aaron Eckhart about his new movie La Chute de la Maison Blanche (2013), appearing in an action movie which is out of the ordinary for him, never ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the forgotten movie character, namely the space alien. Chelsea and her round table panelists T.J. Miller, Sarah Tiana and Ross Mathews discuss Donny filling in for Chuy this time because of Chuy having foot surgery, a New York Post article on Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn's relationship, the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (2005), and David Hasselhoff attending a protest in Berlin to a throng of adoring fans. And Chelsea chats with guest Steve Carell about his new movie L'incroyable Burt Wonderstone (2013), learning to do magic for the movie, the fact that magicians tend to be sex magnets, the unattractiveness of spray tans, and he reminding Chelsea of Will Ferrell.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, on this first day of spring, talks about what the miracle of spring means. Chelsea and her round table panelists Natasha Leggero, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Heather McDonald talk about a former porn star mistress of Tiger Woods' tweeting about his current relationship with Lindsey Vonn, Kim Kardashian stating that she hates being pregnant, and why Chelsea now believes Beyoncé' pregnancy was a hoax. And Chelsea chats with guest Gerard Butler about his latest move La Chute de la Maison Blanche (2013), whether he's a tough guy that could beat up other people, and the trend of Gerard Butler tattoos.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the trend of people asking celebrities for something via Youtube videos. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Morgan Murphy and Kurt Braunohler talk about Katy Perry and John Mayer's break-up, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough's break-up, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman's reconciliation, Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger seen together in a romantic embrace, a Cosmo article that discusses how to have a sex life if you still live with your parents, two pandas in a Chinese research center being shown panda porn to help them procreate, and Lil' Wayne's hospitalization for overdosing on sizzurp. Chelsea shows Chuy in training for what was supposed to be his ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, addresses the criticism she receives for not paying enough attention to the Latino market. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews talk about Twinkies and other Hostess products coming back on the market, a New York Post article about NYC bartenders who refuse to serve certain drinks to customers since they believe they know what's best for that customer, and middle school kids who date being more likely to use drugs than their non-dating counterparts. Chelsea introduces a new morning show...

This compilation show is centered on the theme of young Hollywood nuggets. It strings together three previously aired interviews host Chelsea Handler has conducted on the show, namely with Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens/Selena Gomez and Hayden Panettiere. The Cyrus interview originally aired October 17, 2012, the Hudgens/Gomez interview originally aired March 21, 2013, and the Panettiere interview originally aired November 8, 2012.

This compilation show is centered on the theme of a Chelsea country jamboree. It strings together three previously aired interviews host Chelsea Handler has conducted on the show, namely with Tim McGraw, Rascal Flatts and Luke Bryan. The McGraw interview originally aired February 11, 2013, the Rascal Flatts interview originally aired November 19, 2012, and the Bryan interview originally aired March 7, 2013.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why the show took a break last week and why she's stopped drinking. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Josh Wolf talk about Justin Bieber's pet monkey being quarantined at a German airport, Bieber also being charged for spitting on his neighbor who complained about his reckless driving, Bieber's Calabasas mansion being a refuge for his friends, a bunny costumed motorcyclist who was pulled over by highway patrol for not wearing a helmet, and Chris Brown talking about getting his life together in an interview on Today (1952). Chelsea chats with guest Thandiwe Newton about her...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about people coming to her for relationship advice, and who she turns to for her relationship guidance. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, Loni Love and Matt Braunger talk about Ryan Gosling's announcement of taking a break from acting and the resulting telephone hotline for his depressed fans, Tilda Swinton's "sleeping" performance art at MOMA, an eighteen year old Kentucky man being arrested for running into a Bingo parlor and falsely yelling "BINGO", Gerard Butler sending Chelsea a video the result of his recent appearance on the show, most urban tap water having traces of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, on this hour long 1,081st celebratory episode, talks about the history of the studio in which they currently call home. Chelsea and her first segment round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Brad Wollack discuss Magic Johnson's son coming out of the closet, and Jimmy Fallon officially being announced as the new host of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992). Chelsea and her second segment round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and Heather McDonald discuss the mother of a Princeton student writing an open letter to female students telling them to find their husband on campus before the leaving school alone, and Heidi Klum saving her son from drowning in Hawaii....

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about taking full advantage of one's passion in life. Ross and his round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, April Richardson and Ryan Stout discuss Amanda Bynes claiming that someone is going around impersonating her poorly, a woman's April Fool's joke which brought in the police for real, Republican Sue Everhart stating that straight people will enter into fake gay marriages to fraudulently claim spousal benefits if gay marriage is legalized, Lindsay Lohan's hotelier friend Vikram Chatwal getting caught smuggling drugs through the Fort Lauderdale airport, and Mexican artist Eddie Aguirre who did a sketch...

In their opening monologue, guest hosts Khloé Kardashian-Odom, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian talk about the warm welcome Chelsea gave them upon their arrival on the set. The Kardashian sisters, who are the round table panelists, and their mother Kris Jenner, the round table moderator, discuss Amanda Bynes' latest public breakdown in a gym, the segment of Conan O'Brien and Chelsea in the shower naked together that aired on the 1,081st celebratory episode going viral on the Internet, Shakira's ex-boyfriend suing her for $100 million since he claims he scored most of her music deals, a family on a diverted plane being escorted off at that unscheduled ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the many things that happen in April, including spring fever which can hit at any age. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss the first traditional tribal gay wedding in Africa, Halle Berry announcing that she's pregnant, Blake Shelton planning to officiate Kelly Clarkson's wedding, a man in Times Square dressed as the Cookie Monster being arrested for an encounter with a mother and her child gone wrong, and Wesley Snipes being released from prison after serving his time for tax evasion. And Chelsea chats with guest Kid Rock about his latest CD "Rebel Soul", the book ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what makes her worried and not worried about the current tensions with North Korea. Chelsea and her round table panelists Thomas Dale, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss Lindsay Lohan delaying the start of her court ordered rehab so that she can attend Coachella, Sean 'Diddy' Combs aka P. Diddy denying rumors that he is romantically involved with half his age Kate Upton (this story which brings up a personal connection to Lately staff), a former vice-mayor of Tennessee accused of masturbating in his car while speeding, and Louisville Cardinals basketball player Peyton Siva angering a porn star ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she feels about the many television and web based videos that are featured on the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Heather McDonald and Mo Mandel discuss seven year old Suri Cruise going on a dinner date at a high end restaurant, Michelle Obama stating that her bangs irritate her, the cancellation of America's Most Wanted (1988), and a study that found that women are attracted to men with bigger penises. Chelsea shows what she did to improve Chuy's performance on the show. And Chelsea chats with guest Avril Lavigne about her latest single "Here's to Never Growing Up", her engagement to Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about who she would like to add to her group of soul sisters. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews discuss what Justin Bieber wrote in the guest book at the Anne Frank house, "Gentleman" which is Psy's follow-up to "Gangnam Style", Mattel coming up with a Mexican Barbie, the new rule in the Scripps National Spelling Bee of making the contestants define a word as well as spell it, and a hotel in Vegas which has happy hour for dogs. And Chelsea chats with guest Will.i.am about the collaborations on his latest CD "#willpower", what's going on in the life of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she sent Heather home from work today. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Brad Wollack discuss Moshe now dating fellow round table regular Natasha Leggero, Dennis Rodman heading back to North Korea to hang out with his friend Jong-Un Kim, George W. Bush becoming a grandfather, Hugh Jackman's stalker throwing an electric razor filled with her pubic hair at him, Amanda Bynes' latest unusual video tweet, and a study that looks at the effect of hangovers on US businesses. And Chelsea chats with guest Octavia Spencer about her new movie Call Me Crazy: A Five Film (2013), losing twenty pounds so far using sensa, getting a boob job, and working ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her athletic prowess and general recovery from athletic injuries. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Annie Lederman and Kurt Braunohler discuss Selena Gomez offending Hindus by wearing a third eye as a fashion accessory at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards (2013), New Zealand becoming the thirteenth country to legalize gay marriage, Sharon Osbourne splitting up with longtime husband Ozzy Osbourne because of his drinking and drug problems, some prostitutes who now accept payment by credit card, and a French study that found wearing a bra does nothing to relieve back pain. And Chelsea chats with guest, beach volleyballer Gabrielle Reece, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Seventeen Magazine Players, talks about teen-aged sex in preparation for the upcoming summer when many high school graduates will be spreading their sexual wings for the first time. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Natasha Leggero and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss Kristen Stewart running into Liberty Ross (soon to be ex-wife of Rupert Sanders with who Stewart had an affair) at Coachella, three men being kicked out of a Saudi Arabian festival for being too handsome, Chinese spending more collectively on travel than peoples from any other nation, 420 events on April 20, and a type of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her waitressing days and the plethora of celebrity chef food related shows. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Morgan Murphy and Thomas Dale discuss Justin Bieber posting a racy cartoon drawing of himself with a Belieber, and Peter Dinklage stating that he doesn't think he's sexy. And Chelsea chats with guest Paloma Faith about her latest CD "Fall to Grace", what she describes as her drag queen style, the difference between the British and American dating scene, and the hectic life of being on tour.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the things on which people gamble. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Tiana and Dov Davidoff discuss Eva Longoria dating a contestant from the reality dating show that she produces called Ready for Love (2013), Reese Witherspoon turning brunette, Whoopi Goldberg's "I don't care" attitude about her show The View (1997), a tiger escaping from a circus and being found in the women's restroom, and France becoming the fourteenth country to legalize gay marriage. And Chelsea chats with guest Nicole Richie about her show Fashion Star (2012) and working with Jessica Simpson, her lines of clothing and fashion accessories, her father Lionel Richie's love of taking photographs of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her belief in psychics, one in particular. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss reports that Amanda Bynes' spending is out of control, Rihanna spending $8,000 this past weekend at a strip club, two female teachers in Long Island being pulled from their classes for inappropriate contact with male students, and the trend in England of women tattooing their nipples. And Chelsea chats with guest Katie Couric about Chelsea often appearing on her daytime talk show Katie (2012), her joy at the format of the show, and their first meeting at a White House ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what will happen to her and her staff after the show runs its course. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, April Richardson and Gary Valentine discuss a new show titled "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish", Virgin America offering a new service that allows passengers to flirt with each other through the in-flight entertainment system, a cell phone that was reported stolen being found in a just captured robber's anal cavity when that cell phone number was called, and one of the first celebrity gay divorces which includes one wanting sole custody of their yet ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what would happen to any given show if at the last minute she couldn't make it in to the studio. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, Sarah Colonna and Julian McCullough talk about NBA player Jason Collins being the first North American major league male athlete to come out of the closet, Tom Brokaw boycotting the White House correspondents' dinner since he feels that Lindsay Lohan attending one a few years back has delegitimized the event, McDonald's contemplating offering their breakfast items all day, and Katy Perry and Rihanna planning on going on a safari together. And Chelsea chats with guest Gwyneth Paltrow ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the inappropriate relationship people have with their dogs. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald and Ross Mathews talk about President Barack Obama congratulating NBA player Jason Collins for coming out, Martha Stewart stating that she was contemplating joining match.com, Clint Eastwood and Dina Eastwood rumored to be headed for divorce, and 17 ans et maman (2009) Farrah Laurel Abraham releasing a sex video. And Chelsea chats with guest Beth Stern aka Beth Stern about her show Spoiled Rotten Pets with Beth Stern (2013), being a cat fanatic, treating husband Howard Stern like a BFF with who she can have sex, and living in the Hamptons.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what will happen now that NBA player Jason Collins has become the first North American major league male athlete to come out of the closet. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Joselyn Hughes and Jo Koy talk about the trial into Michael Jackson's death getting underway, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewing their wedding vows at Magic Kingdom in Disneyland, a New Hampshire man losing his life savings playing a carnival midway game, and a forty-two year old man posting a Craigslist ad looking for a twenty-something woman to have a 30 day affair which he will turn into a book. And Chelsea ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she considers the scariest thing on television. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Fortune Feimster and Ryan Stout discuss an audience member from yesterday's show being arrested for possessing marijuana at the show, the NFL preparing for a flood of their players to come out of the closet following NBA player Jason Collins doing so, predator snakehead fish invading New York City lakes, two men arrested for trying to spy on women in the women's bathroom of a movie theater by climbing up through the men's room drop ceiling, a website where one can post ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest song to be featured on her "New Music Mondays" segment. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Annie Lederman and Kurt Braunohler discuss Honey Boo Boo's mother getting married over the weekend, Justin Bieber getting attacked by a male fan at one of his concerts in Dubai, a woman who works as a professional cuddler, and Lindsay Lohan checking in and out and into rehab over the weekend. And Chelsea chats with guest Kat Dennings about working with Whitney Cummings on 2 Broke Girls (2011), being romantically pursued by rapper Drake better known as Drake, and dating her 2 Broke Girls co-star Nick Zano.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love of automobiles and who she wants working on her cars. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Brody Stevens discuss New Jersey Governor Chris Christie admitting to having lap band surgery earlier this year in order to lose weight, and Tiger Woods getting drunk at a Met Ball post party. Chelsea allows Chuy to conduct an employee review of Ross. And Chelsea chats with guest Michael Bublé about his new CD "To Be Loved" which includes a duet with Reese Witherspoon, being a new father, being married to an Argentinean, hanging out with Blake Shelton, and the reason why his Twitter account was ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the similarities between her job and being a politician. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Matt Braunger discuss Kobe Bryant suing his mother for her selling some of his memorabilia dating as far back to his grade school days, speculation that Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry are dating since they were seen together on a "date" after the Met Ball, a Florida man calling 911 over eighty times in one day asking for weed, and Lauryn Hill being sentenced to three months in prison for tax evasion. And Chelsea chats with guest La Toya Jackson about her new reality show Life with La Toya (2013), contemplating ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the items that come across her desk as an entertainment reporter. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Loni Love and Mo Mandel discuss Paris Hilton's self-proclaimed recent accomplishments, a 105 year old woman who claims that eating bacon every day is her secret for longevity, and a man who survived being swallowed then regurgitated by a hippo. Chelsea does a review of Katie Couric's recent performance on the show. And Chelsea chats with guest Edie Falco about her show Nurse Jackie (2009), having adopted two children, the reason she is currently brunette, her love/hate relationship with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how to read body language accurately. Chelsea and her round table panelists Thomas Dale, Natasha Leggero and Gary Valentine discuss the slew of gay themed television shows just having been canceled, Chris Brown's neighbors complaining about the art he painted outside his house, Barbara Walters' announcement of her upcoming retirement from front of camera work, and Lindsay Lohan wanting to get out of rehab because she can't get the drugs she wants. And Chelsea chats with guests Lady A about their latest CD "Golden", Hillary's pregnancy and how that will affect touring, how the three of them met, Hillary being...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what her Plan B in life is. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Sarah Tiana and Ross Mathews discuss a heist of the concert proceeds taking place at a Justin Bieber concert in South Africa, a woman on a trans-American flight refusing to stop singing "I Will Always Love You", women hiring disabled people so that they can jump the queue at Disney World line-ups, a fourteen year boy who hired a prostitute online she who eventually robbed him, and a Reader's Digest survey that found that people trust television judges more than Supreme Court judges. And ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about looking up to her fitness role models to keep fit. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Morgan Murphy and Brad Wollack discuss rumors that Beyoncé is pregnant again, O.J. Simpson being in court again, Russia claiming that a US diplomat tried to recruit a Russian intelligence officer to become a spy, and twenty-something college graduates having no job interview skills. And Chelsea chats with guest Zachary Quinto about recently promoting his latest movie Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) in Berlin, going to a Beyoncé concert in London, being in the process of moving to New York, the growing trend of wearing ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about when cross promotion of television shows doesn't work. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Dov Davidoff discuss an obsessed male fan swimming up to Taylor Swift's property to meet her only to be faced with security, Denise Richards taking care of ex-husband Charlie Sheen's two children borne by his other ex-wife Brooke Mueller, women getting arm jobs to look like Michelle Obama, and a man who accidentally shot himself while bowling. Heather talks about another movie she's never seen, namely Star Trek Into Darkness (2013). And Chelsea chats with guest Kate Bosworth about her latest movie Black Rock (2012), being engaged to director Michael Polish and soon becoming a ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her solution for changing the declining fortunes of American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002). Chelsea and her round table panelists Fortune Feimster, April Richardson and Julian McCullough discuss Justin Bieber being booed while accepting an award at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards (2013), Miguel jumping on a woman's head during his performance at the show, an artist's rendering of a nude Bea Arthur selling for $1.9 million, and a doctor telling a female patient to practice oral sex on her husband to correct her gag reflex. And Chelsea chats with guest Natalie Maines about her first solo CD "Mother", not considering herself a country singer as that's not her musical roots, the fact that ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her changing criteria for hiring staff. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart now having officially broken up, twenty-six year old David Karp selling Tumblr for $1.1 billion, Justin Bieber's monkey now being German property since he failed to pick it up after its quarantine, and a couple changing their one year old son's diaper in the seating area of a Denver area Starbuck's. Chuy shares a video of his recent trip to London. And Chelsea chats with guest Tyrese Gibson about his new movie Fast & Furious 6 (2013), going on tour with his new group TGT, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about considering those people who appear in her favorite television shows as family. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Gina Brillon and Josh Wolf discuss Sergio García making a veiled racial slur against Tiger Woods, Arnold Schwarzenegger seen grabbing Maria Shriver's derrière at a public event, parents offended about the show Jessie (2011) for making fun of the character who requires a gluten-free diet, and Jon Bon Jovi calling Justin Bieber a a**-hole for disrespecting his audiences. And Chelsea chats with guest Zach Galifianakis about his new movie Very Bad Trip 3 (2013), how they first met when they were both starting out in stand-up, his take on his success, whether it ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her relationship with Chuy and those that dedicate their lives to helping others. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Heather McDonald and Ryan Stout discuss an In Touch magazine article which featured Amanda Bynes' dirty apartment, Justin Bieber requiring guests who attend parties at his home to sign $5 million confidentiality waivers, and the mother of a girl who bullied another girl for wearing thrift shop clothes making her own daughter wear thrift shop clothes as a lesson. A video of Chuy interviewing the cast of Fast & Furious 6 (2013) is shown. And Chelsea chats with guest Ludacris about a ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she resents the young crop of reality TV stars. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, Loni Love and Kurt Braunohler discuss half of public pools containing traces of feces, O.J. Simpson wanting to go on a college speaking tour, a Kentucky man partying by himself overnight in a grocery store which he broke into and robbed, information found on Facebook and other social media sites being the cause for divorces, and a New York based bus company offering tours through the ghetto. Chelsea chats with guest Mandy Ingber about her new book "Yogalosophy", her philosophy on ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the premier episode of the ninth season of The Bachelorette (2003). Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Jen Kirkman and Mo Mandel discuss Amanda Bynes throwing a bong out of her 34th floor apartment window when the cops came and then calling 911 on the police, Bynes then having a Tweet feud with Rihanna, Justin Bieber recklessly speeding around his Calabasas neighborhood, an obese union president routinely caught napping on the job, 70-year old Calvin Klein getting back together with his 23-year old ex-boyfriend Nick Gruber, and a couple stabbing each other because of an argument about American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002). And Chelsea chats with guests The Wanted...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a rebuttal to one of her recent monologues. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Ben Gleib discuss reports that Katie Holmes is dating her recent co-star Luke Kirby, a Caucasian man stopped by police since people reported that he was possibly stealing three black children who happened to be his biological children, a woman biting her husband's penis during a fight, and the continuing trend of people naming their babies after celebrities. And Chelsea chats with guest Isla Fisher about having problems while performing a stunt for her new movie Insaisissables (2013), ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she believes the reality TV show craze will soon fade away, and why she has recently changed her mind about the issue. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin and Matt Braunger discuss Johnny Depp being bummed that girlfriend Amber Heard admits to being bisexual, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth being officially broken up, a camp for celibate gay men who get their sexual energies out there through team sports, a North Carolina couple who are expecting traveling to Hawaii to have a dolphin assisted birth, and a report that states that eye contact is decreasing since people are ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who believes she is the most impatient person, talks about who she believes is the most patient person. Chelsea and her round table panelists Thomas Dale, Annie Lederman and Jo Koy discuss Michael Douglas' statement that he believes he got throat cancer from performing oral sex, some female Israeli soldiers getting in trouble for posting provocative photos of themselves on Facebook, the uproar over an interracial couple shown in a Cheerios commercial, and the woman crowned Miss Universe Canada at a recent ceremony discovered to have actually finished second runner up after the ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she dreamed of Matt Lauer last night and what her staff is doing about it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Claire Titelman and Brad Wollack discuss Taylor Swift irking locals in her neighborhood for not allowing them to sit on her secured fence, Jong-Il Kim's former personal chef doing a tell all interview about the now deceased North Korean dictator, a woman creating a scavenger hunt for her boyfriend's possessions once she found out he was cheating on her, and one hundred one Orthodox Jewish students and their eight chaperons being kicked off a Trans-Air flight for not ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she may change her mind about not getting married. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Dan Finnerty and Gary Valentine discuss Lindsay Lohan requesting to be released from her court ordered rehab early for her birthday, John Travolta crashing the wedding of a couple he met the previous evening, an upstate New York mother of three being busted for heading a marijuana ring worth $3 million, and a postal carrier claiming disability being charged with fraud after she was seen doing many of the things she claimed she couldn't do on The New Price Is Right (1972). And Chelsea chats with guest LeAnn Rimes about her...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about office protocol. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mary McCormack, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Whitney Cummings discuss Ye announcing that he will not be in the delivery room with Kim Kardashian, Johnny Depp convincing the casting director of his latest movie to cast two homeless people he just met as extras, a study that found that squeezing one's breasts can help prevent breast cancer, and a pregnant woman selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist. Chelsea holds a slumber party with among others Judy Blume. And Chelsea chats with guest Amy Adams about her new movie Man of Steel (2013), her three year old daughter having a ...

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about recalibrating the homo/hetero equilibrium, which ends up being a public service announcement. Ross and his round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna and Josh Wolf discuss Simon Cowell getting egged, wholescale firings at American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002), Hillary Clinton joining the world of Twitter, and British officials believing that a British chancellor's cat which disappeared for two years and then came back is now bugged by the Chinese government. And Ross chats with guest Lauren Conrad about her new book "Infamous", her new line of bedding, sporting fake bangs for her cover photo for "Marie Claire" magazine, ...

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about why he's upset with his DVR. Ross and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Heather McDonald and Michael Yo discuss Chad Johnson getting a thirty day sentence for pissing off the judge by slapping his lawyer's ass in court, Steven Seagal heading a congressional delegation to Russia, more fathers asking for plastic surgery for Father's Day gifts, and the prospect that nutrition labels will be mandatory on alcohol bottles and cans in the US. And Ross' guest, wildlife expert and author Bradley Trevor Greive, brings some some exotic animals for show and tell.

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about why he likes to learn something when he watches movies. Ross and his round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Fortune Feimster and Kurt Braunohler discuss the ghost of Michael Jackson indirectly absolving Dr. Conrad Murray at Jackson's wrongful death trial, Erin Brockovich-Ellis arrested for suspicion of boating while intoxicated, reports that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus did some hard core flirting, a couple who met eight years ago in the frame aisle of Ikea getting married in that same aisle, and a man allegedly having an eight month erection after a penile implant. And Ross chats with guests Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer about their show Franklin & Bash (2011), Ross stating in a...

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about why he likes the NFL, especially the Seahawks. Ross and his round table panelists Thomas Dale, Loni Love and Ryan Stout discuss Justin Bieber seen driving a leopard print Audi, Domino's Pizza in the UK testing out delivery by drones, 1, rue Sésame (1969) being used as part of a toolkit in dealing with children who have an incarcerated parent, a lesbian couple's new cohabitation threatened by their respective cats merging into one family, and scientists predicting what humans will look like in the future based on their predictions of environmental conditions. And Ross chats with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the Hollywood aspirations of another in the Handler family. In honor of Father's Day, Chelsea has as her round table panelists staff fathers and their sons: Daniel Maurio and his infant son Rocco Maurio, Jeff Wild and his infant son Ben Wild, and Brad Wollack and his infant son Spencer Wollack. They discuss Kim Kardashian giving birth, Ye's view of himself as stated in a recent Times interview, Miss Utah's answer in the Q&A section of the Miss USA (2013) Pageant, Lindsay Lohan moving rehab centers, and the photo of a dog's butt that looks like Jesus making the rounds on the Internet. And Chelsea chats with guest Sean Hayes about his new movie Monstres Academy (2013), ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler laments the lack of manly men hitting the Vegas stage like the olden days, and what she now uses to replace that void. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Liz Carey and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss Charlie Sheen wanting to fire many of the people associated with his show Anger Management (2012), Sheen revealing a text exchange between himself and Farrah Laurel Abraham, One Direction denying rumors that they were performing drunk on their recent US tour, the trend of women taking nude group photos at boudoir parties, the new sex craze in Japan where one licks their lover's eyeballs, and a woman accidentally giving a Turkish ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about signs that men and women are becoming closer in nature. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, April Richardson and Mo Mandel discuss Billy Ray Cyrus getting divorced from his wife of nineteen years Tish Cyrus, Brooke Mueller being released from the Betty Ford Clinic, James Franco asking fans to donate money to shoot his next set of movies, and a new pillow on the market that covers one's entire head except the ears, nose and mouth. And Chelsea chats with guest George Stroumboulopoulos about his new talk show Stroumboulopoulos (2013), people often confusing him for George Stephanopoulos, the fact of enjoying interviewing people, and swimming naked off the shore of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her quilting blog, and the role models she is now using to improve her relationship with Chuy. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Arden Myrin and Nico Santos discuss John Mayer writing a song about Taylor Swift, the new fad of competitive dog grooming, a female porn star's father being upset that she has ruined watching porn for him since he sees her everywhere when he is looking for porn, the trend in China for women to wear hairy leggings to turn off potential rapists, and a sushi restaurant in Virginia being criticized for not allowing anyone under eighteen. ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she believes the public has been unwilling to forgive Paula Deen after she apologized for routinely using racial slurs. Chelsea and her round table panelists Adam Ray, Loni Love and Michael McDonald discuss Paula Deen being dropped from the Food Network, Kim Kardashian and Ye naming their baby North West, Joe Francis renting a sea lion to hang out with, and 15 million people tuning in to watch Nik Wallenda walk a tightrope across the Grand Canyon with no harness. And Chelsea chats with guest Sandra Bullock about her new movie Les flingueuses (2013) and working with Melissa McCarthy, their shower video which launched Chelsea's move into the new studio, adopting ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest reason why she doesn't want to be stuck out in the wilderness. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Jen Kirkman and Matt Braunger discuss Paula Deen losing a ham company as a sponsor, Kim Kardashian sending fake pictures of her baby to "friends" to see if anyone would leak them to the media, Miley Cyrus threatening her father Billy Ray Cyrus via Twitter concerning the photo she posted of a mystery women, and Aaron Carter getting jumped in Boston since the perpetrators stated he was in NKOTB territory. Heather's latest review of a movie she hasn't seen is of Lone Ranger, naissance d'un héros (2013). And Chelsea chats with guest Angie Harmon about ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the US Supreme Court decision today overturning a large part of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). Chelsea and her round table panelists Claire Titelman, Fortune Feimster and Jo Koy discuss what the Supreme Court decision regarding DOMA actually means, Paula Deen's latest public apology on Today (1952), Deen losing several more endorsement deals, more lesbians falling below the poverty line compared to heterosexuals by percentage, and a fifty-two year old French woman who dressed up like a teenager and took a college entrance exam for her daughter. And Chelsea chats with guest Eve ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she loved summer growing up. Chelsea and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Sarah Colonna and Gary Valentine discuss Chris Brown getting into a hit and run altercation with a Russian ex-beauty queen, Katy Perry and John Mayer seen together again, a Broadway musical about Tupac Shakur in the works, an amusement park in Mexico that has an attraction that simulates the experience of crossing the Mexico-US border illegally, and the monkey formerly belonging to Justin Bieber getting a permanent home in Germany. And Chelsea chats with guest Channing Tatum about his new movie White House Down (2013), his stripping days, the birth of his first child and...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest mess Justin Bieber is in, and the one person who is willing to stand up against Bieber's antics. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Annie Lederman and Ryan Stout discuss Cosmo magazine getting into covering politics, a new app called STD triage, a man suing Bally's gym for slipping in the sauna on what he describes as a white foreign substance, the American Psychiatric Association including caffeine addiction and withdrawal as mental health disorders, and an anti-gay Christian group called Exodus International closing down after thirty-seven ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Comso Theatre Troupe, talks about women getting ready for summer and sex. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Heather McDonald and Kurt Braunohler discuss Heidi Klum getting her Seal tattoo surgically removed, the Federal Aviation Administration planning to relax the use of electronics aboard flights, a Pennsylvania woman who found a three foot long snake inside a bag of potatoes she bought at a local Wal-Mart, the biggest trend this summer in weddings being banning cell phones, and a topless women's book club that meets in public places in New York. And ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from her most ignorant staff member, talks about why Americans celebrate Independence Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and Brody Stevens discuss Jen getting an apartment next to Chris' which the staff believes means they're dating, TLC hosting a watch and sniff event to launch the second season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012), a small penis contest in Brooklyn, and a Cosmo article on the best places to have sex outside. And Chelsea chats with guest Stephen Moyer about his show True Blood (2008) and having directed the season premier, both attending Elton John's AIDS fund-raiser, and having ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how relaxing this just completed summer break was for all her staff, except one. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Claire Titelman and Brad Wollack discuss Asiana Airlines suing a San Francisco television station for broadcasting fake stereotypical Asian names of pilots on the recent plane that crashed, Justin Bieber urinating into a janitor's bucket in a restaurant kitchen, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler breaking up, disgraced politicians Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner running for office again, and cast changes on The View (1997). And Chelsea chats with guest Jason Derulo about his latest CD "The Other Side", breaking his neck, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her dislike of playing games, which is supported by the cast of one television series. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss Jennifer Lopez being chastised by human rights groups for earning $9 million in the past two years by performing for foreign tyrants, Kirstie Alley being mad that friend Leah Remini has left Scientology, Robert Downey Jr. topping Forbes 2013 list of highest paid actors, and a man who invented a bra that can be undone purely by clapping. And Chelsea chats with guest Patrick Wilson about his latest movie Conjuring: Les dossiers Warren (2013), his controversial sex scenes with Lena Dunham on Girls (2012), ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the on-going feud within her family. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Colonna and Ben Gleib discuss gay marriage being legalized in Britain and Wales, Emma Roberts being arrested for allegedly assaulting her boyfriend, a chiropractor diagnosing the source of one his black female patient's lower back pain as what he called "ghetto booty", and articles in both the New York Times and Cosmo stating that it is now all right to have sex on the first date. And Chelsea chats with guest Jason Biggs about his new show on Netflix Orange Is the New Black (2013), how Chelsea was supposed to help ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about gay marriage being legalized in Britain, and the reaction by some to that news. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Thomas Dale discuss Bobby Brown being mad at daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown for getting engaged to her "sort of" brother, a Florida escort accused of almost biting off her date's penis, Ye selling plain white t-shirts for $120, and Kosher lube now being on the market for Jewish people. Some staff members tell the story of the last time they went to the movie theater with Chuy. And Chelsea chats with guest Snoop Lion aka Snoop Dogg about his new ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she did over the weekend to strengthen her mental capacity. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, Loni Love and Mo Mandel discuss Rae Dawn Chong calling Oprah Winfrey the N word, the birth of Prince William of Wales and Catherine Princess of Wales's first child, Ye attacking a paparazzo at LAX, a female runner caught on video serial pooping on the same residential property, and a man suing Apple for his addiction to pornography. And Chelsea chats with guest Emile Hirsch about his new movie Prince of Texas (2013), his youthful appearance, and an incident before he climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the signs that someone is single. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss the first showing of the new royal baby, Amanda Bynes being placed on a 5150 hold, New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner being caught sexting again, and a thirty-one year old woman's breakdown because her husband wouldn't take her to the lake. And Chelsea chats with guest Kris Jenner about her new talk show Kris (2013), why she wants her grandchildren to call her "lovey", and life with her husband Caitlyn Jenner.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner's latest round of sexts. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Arden Myrin and Julian McCullough discuss Weiner staying in the mayoral race despite the latest scandal, Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus calling off their previously announced divorce, a Japanese prostitution ring specializing in large women being shut down by Tokyo police, and new British anti-online porn legislation. Chelsea shares some of her recent visit with Snoop Dogg aka Snoop Lion. And Chelsea chats with guest Michael B. Jordan about his new movie Fruitvale Station (2013), his New Jersey roots, how having the same name as ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the ineffectiveness of her gaydar. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, April Richardson and Ross Mathews discuss Adam Levine getting engaged again to another model, the meaning behind Miley Cyrus' latest song, and Kid Rock hosting his fourth annual cruise. Chelsea shares her attempt to mend the feud between Chuy and frequent guest assistant, Donny Davis. And Chelsea chats with guest Rachel Bilson about her new movie The Sex List (2013), a photograph of her with a neck tattoo, her mother being a sex educator, her youthful appearance, and her house being burglarized several times by fans.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, through one of her friends, provides advice to impressionable young women in how to navigate through the unseemly world of sexual provocation. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Jen Kirkman and Gary Valentine discuss Anthony Weiner's campaign manager quitting because of being blindsided by the sexting scandal, the Clintons being offended that the Weiners are being compared to them, Paula Deen's personal staff accusing that she wanted them to dress up as stereotypes such as Aunt Jemima, and a new bicycle with a vibrating seat. And Chelsea chats with guest Lisa Kudrow about her show Web Therapy (2011), ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the role of the Hollywood cameraman. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Tiana and Josh Wolf discuss Sydney Leathers wanting to capitalize on being Anthony Weiner's latest sexting partner, Eliot Spitzer believing Weiner should drop out of the New York City mayoral race, rumors that Spitzer's wife is going to divorce him after the election, and reports that firehouse calls have been up from activities related to "Fifty Shades of Grey". In the latest edition of "Black & White", Loni and Chris discuss summer fashion trends. And Chelsea chats with guest Simon Cowell about his new movie One Direction, le film (2013), why...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what recently made normally unweepy her cry. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Annie Lederman and Ross Mathews discuss Miley Cyrus advising Justin Bieber to get his act together, Teresa Giudice and her husband being charged with tax evasion, Flavor Flav's chain of chicken and ribs restaurants closing, and One Direction's new line of makeup. And Chelsea chats with guest Jennifer Aniston about her new movie Les Miller, une famille en herbe (2013), tabloid stories that she and fiancé Justin Theroux are nudists, and tabloid stories that Chelsea and Courteney Cox are feuding on who will throw her bachelorette party.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Seventeen Magazine Players, talks about how young women should get some in the summer. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Brody Stevens discuss Catherine Princess of Wales giving birth without painkillers, the growing trend of men getting butt implants, reports that Japanese people under forty are becoming increasingly disinterested in sex, Tara Reid not being asked back for Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014), and Johnny Depp stating that he's going blind and will thus soon retire. The latest movie Heather reviews that she hasn't seen is Les Schtroumpfs 2 (2013). And Chelsea chats with guest Paula Patton about her new movie 2 Guns (2013), husband Robin Thicke...

In her opening monologue, guest host Lindsay Lohan thanks those celebrities that fueled the tabloids during her court ordered rehab. Lindsay and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Fortune Feimster and Jen Kirkman discuss Harry Styles stating that he's only had sex with two people in denying that he's bisexual, Justin Bieber putting a fan's cell phone down his pants during a concert in New Jersey, Bieber being denied entrance to a New York nightclub, gays in New York pouring Russian vodka into the streets in protest of Russia's new anti-gay legislation, a woman burning herself with a curling iron while using it as a fake microphone, and Kristen Stewart ...

In her opening monologue, guest host Loni Love talks about not all large black women being alike, and how society is putting an end to racial stereotyping. Loni and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Colonna and Chris Franjola discuss Raven-Symoné coming out of the closet, rumors that Simon Cowell is the father of his best friend's wife's baby, the mayor of San Diego being accused of sexual harassment, and Jay-Z giving each of his eighty full time staff members a $50,000 bonus. And Loni chats with guest Tamar Braxton about her new CD "Love and War", her busy schedule, her style tips, having recently given birth, and her husband being her manager.

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about achieving his life goals. Ross and his round table panelists Moshe Kasher, April Richardson and Matt Braunger discuss Oprah Winfrey advising Lindsay Lohan not to travel to Europe since there are too many temptations there, Oprah letting her hair go naturally afro, Paula Deen turning down an offer to appear as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars (2005), Batman being portrayed as gay in a new novel, Sydney Leathers releasing a hard core masturbation porn video, and ABC news editor Don Ennis announcing that amnesia caused him to previously announce that he's transgendered. And Ross chats with guest Alexandra Daddario about her new movie Percy Jackson : La Mer des monstres (2013), not having many ...

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about complaints from his gal pals that they can't find a man. Ross and his round table panelists Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald and Ryan Stout discuss Taylor Swift meeting her current boyfriend Matthew Gray Gubler on Facebook, Sylvester Stallone announcing that Harrison Ford is joining the cast of Expendables 3 (2014) at the expense of Bruce Willis, an Albuquerque airport shuttle company apologizing for ordering a gay couple to the back of the bus, the trend in Japan for cosmetic surgery on palms to get better palm readings, and a family that went bankrupt for spending $100,000 on beanie babies predicting that they would become collectibles. And Ross ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, after thanking those that guest hosted in her absence last week, talks about what she did on her week long hiatus. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Natasha Leggero and Kurt Braunohler discuss Oprah Winfrey being denied buying the purse she wanted in a Swiss store, Lady Gaga's nude spiritual exercise video, Justin Bieber singing happy birthday to his grandmother while he was nude, Chris Brown contemplating retiring, Anthony Weiner participating in New York's Dominican day parade, and a study that reports that women with higher IQs are less likely to want to have children. And Chelsea chats with guest Lily Collins about her new ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the similarity between all stage mothers. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Claire Titelman and Jo Koy discuss the racism case against Paula Deen being dropped since her accuser is white, a change in US laws where minor drug offenses will no longer have mandatory sentences, the future possibility of a hyper loop which would reduce travel time from Los Angeles to San Francisco to 30 minutes, and Kris Jenner rebutting a statement by Barack Obama about his disappointment in American youth's obsession with the likes of Kim Kardashian. And Chelsea chats with guest Luke Bryan about winning Entertainer...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what the Jewish half of her likes to do to stay current on Jewish issues. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jim Norton, Annie Lederman and Julian McCullough discuss what Simon Cowell plans to do to support the woman he got pregnant she who happens to be his friend's wife, Katy Perry and John Mayer recording a duet, photos of Anthony Weiner at the Dominican day parade, the trend in China for people to dress their infant children in outfits made of watermelons, and some CVS stores in New England that will not sell nail polish remover to minors since it can be used to make crystal meth. And Chelsea chats with...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she feels about the latest celebrity honor bestowed upon her. Chelsea and her round table panelists Thomas Dale, Fortune Feimster and Dov Davidoff discuss revelations that white collar criminal Bernie Madoff was also a sex fiend at the office, Michelle Obama appearing in a hip hop video promoting health, four Hooters outlets in San Diego refusing to serve the mayor since he has been accused of sexual harassment, and Kesha encouraging minors in the audience of her latest concert to have sex. Chelsea shows what Justin Bieber's life will be like in thirty years. And Chelsea chats with guest Diane Kruger about her show The Bridge (2013)...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the joys of back to school season. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss Governor Chris Christie banning gay conversion therapy in New Jersey, WWE wrestler Fred Rosser aka Darren Young coming out while being interviewed by TMZ, Lady Gaga accusing former best friend Perez Hilton of stalking her, Chris Brown ordered to do community service which could mean some sort of clean-up duty, and a New York City eye surgeon offering free cosmetic surgery for people who will find him dates. And Chelsea chats with guest Chloë Grace Moretz about her new movie Kick-Ass 2 (2013), working with Olga Kurkulina, being home schooled,...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest person who has changed her mind about needing smarts to do a specific job. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss *NSYNC getting together for a one night only performance, Alex Rodriguez's status as one of the most hated personalities in major league sports, a New York Post article that states the US has the most online porn domains in the world, Virgin Atlantic Airlines having live entertainment on their flights, and a study that reports that one in four dogs is depressed. Chelsea tests Chuy's knowledge of back to ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her appreciation of great public speakers. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Chris Farah and Jen Kirkman discuss people stealing cardboard cutouts of David Hasselhoff which led to someone being critically injured, the mayor of San Diego's press secretary getting caught sipping out of a straw shaped like a penis, New York City mayoral candidate Bill de Blasio's ad campaign featuring his son, and Sydney Leathers releasing a porn video titled Weiner and Me (2013). And Chelsea chats with guest Kathryn Hahn about her latest movie Afternoon Delight (2013), what her husband did while she was away filming the movie, and what her kids did in New ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she loves Le majordome (2013), and about her own butler. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Nico Santos discuss Dr. Phil McGraw's controversial tweet asking if it's all right to have sex with a drunk girl, Simon Cowell's first interview where he admits to being the father of his friend's wife's unborn baby, a disgruntled former intern of Sean 'Diddy' Combs aka P. Diddy's who is suing his company for unpaid wages, a man being hit by a 100 mph train and is alive to tell about it, and a black pastor banning weaves among his congregation. And Chelsea chats with guest, LA Galaxy soccer...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Miley Cyrus' "adult" performance at last night's 2013 MTV Video Music Awards (2013). Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, April Richardson and Dov Davidoff discuss highlights of the VMA's, what Brad did at Chelsea's house a few days ago, and US Army soldier Bradley Manning announcing he'd like to transition into being a woman named Chelsea. And Chelsea chats with guest Eric Bana about his new movie Closed Circuit (2013), his Malaysia Esquire cover photo and article, his love of the Australian outback, birthdays not being important to him, and filming Du sang et des larmes (2013) for Chelsea's friend Peter Berg.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what horrendous experience she survived as a teen. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Jen Kirkman and Brody Stevens discuss Brody's facial hair, Miley Cyrus getting backlash for her performance on the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards (2013), a military hovercraft which ran aground onto a Russian beach, and the New York District Attorney's office filing a civil suit against Donald Trump for Trump University. And Chelsea chats with guest Jeff Daniels about his role on the show The Newsroom (2012) for which he received his first ever Emmy nomination, his current professional downtime, his first hole in one, his research to portray a Jew ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the differences between two reverends: Martin Luther King and Pat Robertson. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Tiana and Josh Wolf discuss the words twerk and selfie now being added to the Oxford Dictionary, Alec Baldwin's latest run-in with paparazzi, Robert Pattinson dissing Twilight: Chapitre 1 - Fascination (2008) fans, Anthony Weiner accused of hiring supporters for his rallies, and drive-thru whorehouses in Zurich. And Chelsea chats with guests Macklemore and Ryan Lewis about their latest CD 'The Heist", their wins at the recent MTV VMA's, how they met, their heterosexual orientation, Macklemore being sober but Lewis not, and how autobiographical their songs...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what it's like to attend a lesbian's birthday party. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, Ian Karmel and Julian McCullough discuss an ex-Scientologist who tells of her past audition to be Tom Cruise's girlfriend, a plastic surgeon who seems to be surgically creating his dream wife, a new app that allows women to track their boyfriends, and the trend of people dressing their dogs to look like service dogs so that they can take them into places where pets generally are not allowed. Chelsea shows what she learned happens on the set when the show isn't taping. ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the status of Chuy's heel injury which he sustained long ago while competing on Splash (2013). Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Fortune Feimster and Jo Koy discuss One Direction's commercial promoting their debut fragrance "One Moment", a new study from the Mayo Clinic stating that one does not need to drink eight glasses of water a day as was popularly believed, another study reporting that people with more money have more sex, and Singapore's Scoot Airlines having children free sections on their flights. Chelsea shows a post-interview debrief she conducted with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Diana Nyad's record breaking fifty-two hour swim from Cuba to Florida without using a shark cage. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Claire Titelman and Kurt Braunohler discuss the major casting decisions for the movie adaptation of Cinquante nuances de Grey (2015), Ye performing for a dictator's grandson, the list of judges for the upcoming season of American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002), Lance Bass and Michael Turchin getting engaged, and Beyoncé stopping a ferris wheel at Coney Island for half an hour to film a video not knowing that there was a couple on the ride stuck at the top. And Chelsea chats with guest Diablo Cody about her new movie Paradise (2013) which is her directorial ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she is doing in preparation for going back to New Jersey to film some episodes. Chelsea and her round table panelists Annie Lederman, Loni Love and Thomas Dale discuss Kim Kardashian going blond, an obsessed fan arrested for repeated attempts of breaking into John Cusack's house, Anthony Weiner getting into a shouting match with a Jewish voter just before the beginning of Rosh Hashanah, rumors that Katy Perry turned down John Mayer's marriage proposal, and the cast for the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (2005). And Chelsea chats with guest John Legend about his new CD "Love in the Future", having just gotten engaged to Chrissy Teigen who sent strippers to...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why this is the best time in history to be gay. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Catherine Reitman and Matt Braunger discuss Farrah Laurel Abraham's online audition video for a soap opera, reports that Jessica Simpson may lose her contract with Weight Watchers if she doesn't lose her baby weight soon, a chimpanzee in Russia who works at a casino and that has to go into rehab for alcohol and smoking, and Chaz Bono recently having lost 70 pounds. Chuy's knowledge of classic movies is tested. And Chelsea chats with guest Ross Mathews about his new show Hello Ross! (2013), his boyfriend Salvador Camarena being his stylist, what he thinks of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she likes hospitals. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jen Kirkman and Arden Myrin discuss Anna Wintour deciding no longer to put Miley Cyrus on the cover of Vogue because of her performance on the VMAs, Miley's latest video in which she appears nude, Dennis Rodman dissing Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton because of his friendship with Jong-Un Kim, Alec Baldwin hosting a late night talk show on MSNBC called Up Late with Alec Baldwin (2013), Elton John performing on the Emmys in tribute to Liberace and the movie Ma vie avec Liberace (2013), and the first ever conjoined twins porn film. And Chelsea chats with guest William H. Macy about his new movie A Single Shot (2013), his role as an alcoholic on Shameless (2011), being a hippie in the 1960s, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she's currently doing in reevaluating her life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Liz Carey, Sarah Colonna and Josh Wolf discuss Tyra Banks being accused of being racist for going white face, Sharon Osbourne admitting to having a fling with Jay Leno years ago before either was married, Cher joining The Voice (2011) as a mentor, and a New Jersey home trashed by a wild turkey. And Chelsea chats with guest Maria Sharapova about her line of candy called Sugarpova, her father hitting on Chelsea at a party, going to Fashion Week with Anna Wintour, skipping the US Open this year, and being from Sochi and being on the Russian ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the results of the New York City mayoral primary. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Heather McDonald and Gary Valentine discuss Anthony Weiner only getting 4.9% of the vote in the primary, the status of the Eliot Spitzer scandal, a case on which Tom Hanks was a juror being dismissed because of jury tampering since someone working on the case asked him outside the courtroom if they could take a photograph together, Dennis Rodman calling out Barack Obama for not meeting with him following his visit with Jong-Un Kim, and some orthodox Jewish drug dealers observing the Sabbath. And Chelsea chats with guest Diana Nyad about her ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the tabloid reports of her feud with Kris Jenner. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Chris Farah and Chris Franjola discuss Miley Cyrus reportedly retiring her tongue move, a 107 year old man killed in a shoot-out with a SWAT team, and an eleven year old California girl's punishment by her mother for twerking at a school dance. Chelsea shows the latest antics of Regina the Makeup Lady. And Chelsea chats with guest Tim Gunn about his Emmy nominated performance on Projet Haute Couture (2004), the craze of Fashion Week, not having had sex in thirty years, his book "Tim Gunn's Fashion Bible", the ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the highlights of this past weekend's Miss America Pageant. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Loni Love and Ross Mathews discuss this year's Miss America being the first of South Asian descent, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth having officially broken up, Paula Deen's latest public appearance which happened in Texas, and a gay couple getting engaged at Home Depot. And Chelsea chats with guest Gwyneth Paltrow about her new movie Sex Therapy (2012), recently moving to Los Angeles, attending her first ever major league baseball game, her friendship with Ross after they met on the red carpet, her upcoming ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love of the unusual body type, the latest person she's heard of that fits into that category, and why she would fit in with her group of house "guests". Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Cameron Esposito and Dov Davidoff discuss Britney Spears' $29 million Vegas contract, a fan pulling Beyoncé off the stage during a concert in Brazil, Dina Lohan being arrested and charged with DWI, a miniature horse being stolen in Italy, and Alicia Keys unintentionally crashing a party as she went to the wrong house. And Chelsea chats with staffer Jen Kirkman, upon who Chelsea has bestowed the title "most ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she isn't as big a mess as most people think, and why one of her staff members is an even bigger mess. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Whitney Cummings and Julian McCullough discuss Liam Hemsworth having a new girlfriend shortly after his break-up with Miley Cyrus, a man in Northampton terrorizing the town as he's dressed like a clown, Jaden Smith tweeting about school being a tool to brainwash youth, and France banning beauty pageants for girls under sixteen. And Chelsea chats with guest Anna Faris about her new show Mom (2013), her real life relationship with her own mom, the unusual activities in ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she's doing to protect herself from allegations that she breaks up marriages. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Natasha Leggero and Brad Wollack discuss Grand Valley State University students protesting against the administration's decision to remove a long standing wrecking ball sculpture on campus due to Miley Cyrus' video, Dina Lohan writing her memoirs, a woman suing a Chicago restaurant since she claims a hug from the restaurant doorman led to her breast implants bursting, new high tech taxis being unveiled for New York City, and a study that reports that ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she wants to do with tonight's guest. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jo Koy, Heather McDonald and Matt Braunger discuss it now being legal for California inmates to marry same sex partners but not if they're fellow inmates, a woman stabbing her roommate over his excessive playing of Eagles music, people leaving Facebook in droves due to privacy concerns, the dating lives of the older Duggar kids from 17 Kids and Counting (2008), and Butterball hiring men for the first time as operators on their turkey talk hotline. Chuy is tested on basic sports knowledge. And Chelsea chats with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she is disgusted with her father. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Jen Kirkman and Brody Stevens discuss herpes infected monkeys roaming around Florida, a study that found that men with small balls make better fathers, and a twenty-one year old Polish woman who wants to set a Guinness world record by sleeping with 100,000 men. Chris and Heather help one of the sound guys set up his on-line dating profile. And Chelsea chats with guest Giovanni Ribisi about his new show Dads (2013), and working with Seth MacFarlane and Seth Green.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about how to put the "clicky" back into the "quickie" during these busy times. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss teen pregnancy rates being down, police dogs in Sri Lanka getting married, seven year old children in Poland being enrolled in pole dancing classes, and a new law in China that allows public sanitation police to issue fines for people who pee on public toilet seats. Another episode in the life of a forty-nine year old Justin Bieber is shown. And Chelsea's guest Cat Cora prepares ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the end of her friendship with Whitney Cummings. Chelsea and her round table panelists Sarah Colonna, Loni Love and Julian McCullough discuss the Miley Cyrus' cover story interview in Rolling Stone, two WNBA players kissing on court, O.J. Simpson getting in trouble trying to smuggle a dozen oatmeal cookies into his prison cell after lunch, and gay rights activists calling for a boycott of Barilla pasta. And Chelsea chats with guest Nev Schulman about his show Catfish: The TV Show (2012), and his feminine qualities.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the US government shutdown. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, April Richardson and Ross Mathews discuss the reason for the government shutdown, Justin Bieber being carried up the Great Wall of China, a disproportionately high number of this year's MacArthur Genius Grant winners being gay, and Katy Perry considering John Mayer a genius. And Chelsea chats with guest Mary McCormack about her new show Welcome to the Family (2013) for which they will have a tweeting party for the premiere, being friends with each other, Chelsea's current single status, and her sister getting elected to the Supreme Court.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the current status of her relationship with her family. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Sarah Tiana and Kurt Braunohler discuss renewed speculation that Frank Sinatra and not Woody Allen is Ronan Farrow's biological father, Britney Spears' new video called "Work Bitch", Jay-Z stating that he learned how to be a good businessman by selling crack, and Tyra Banks suing a wig company for using her name without her permission. And Chelsea chats with guest Jenna Dewan about her new show Witches of East End (2013) , being a new mom, having the baby in London, husband Channing Tatum crying at the birth, having gone to strip clubs regularly when she was a dancer ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about those mistakes in life that bother her the most. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Cameron Esposito and Gary Valentine discuss Paris Hilton's new music video, the latest goings-on in George Clooney's love life, how Arnold Schwarzenegger celebrated his out-of-wedlock son's recent sixteenth birthday, and a Washington gym teacher who was fired for being drunk on the job trying to get his job back. Chelsea chats with guest, Argentinean polo player Nacho Figueras, about being in town to host the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Chelsea's trip to Buenos Aires, where he is on his polo playing career at age thirty-six, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler rebuts an article about her in Star magazine. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Jamie Lee and Brad Wollack discuss Miley Cyrus' interview on Today (1952) where she said that people over age forty no longer have sex, Fox News reporting on a parody believing it to be a real story, someone at Yale putting feces into laundry room dryers, and Chris Brown stating that he lost his virginity at age eight. And Chelsea chats with guest Malin Akerman about her new show Trophy Wife (2013) on which she also acts as producer, being a new mother, personal hygiene routines, and her sexual history.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why her love affair with her dog is not unusual. Chelsea and her round table panelists Claire Titelman, Natasha Leggero and Ross Mathews discuss gyms for the exclusive use of Congress members still being open during the government shutdown, Britney Spears having a no-alcohol zone around her when she goes out for dinner, the Olympic flame blowing out on the current torch relay, a nine year old boy alone who managed to get through security in Minneapolis airport and board a plane to Las Vegas without a ticket, and a study that found that over half of all British pilots fall asleep ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the downside of being in peak physical condition. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Jessimae Peluso and Dov Davidoff discuss Caitlyn Jenner and Kris Jenner having officially separated, a photo of John Travolta wearing a wig for his new movie L'Affaire Monet (2014), the Turkish government having lifted its ninety year ban on women wearing head scarves, Jermaine Jackson having purchased a Ferrari after his mother just bailed him out of debt, and a video meant as a pick-up by a man who met a woman at Starbucks going viral on the Internet. And Chelsea chats with guest Sofía Vergara about her new movie Machete Kills (2013), her fondness of wearing monokinis...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the the role she feels she now plays upon the passing of film critic Roger Ebert. Chelsea and her all-Asian round table panelists Bobby Lee, Margaret Cho and Jo Koy discuss a father requesting financial assistance from the family who hosted a party where his teen-aged daughter got pregnant despite the father of the baby just being another guest at the party, sixty-six year old Suzanne Somers stating that she often has sex twice a day in response to Miley Cyrus' statement that people over forty don't have sex, and the Kuwaiti government assertion that they have the technology to identify...

In her opening monologue, guest host Loni Love talks about what she considers the real story behind Columbus on this Columbus Day. Loni and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Gary Valentine discuss Charlie Hunnam announcing that he is pulling out of Cinquante nuances de Grey (2015), Miley Cyrus being under fire for comments she made about the music business being run by seventy year old Jewish men who don't know what's going on, Kim Kardashian and Ye attending a boot camp class together, Madonna banned from a cinema for texting during a movie, and a report that more blacks and Latinos are bitten by LA police dogs. And Loni chats with guest Nelly about appearing in Real Husbands of Hollywood (2013), his new ...

In her opening monologue, guest host Fortune Feimster talks about why this guest hosting gig is not her Hollywood dream. Fortune and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Jo Koy discuss Thai authorities shutting down a bar after Rihanna tweeted about its sex show, James Franco writing a novel called "Actors Anonymous" the storyline for which sounds like his life, GLAAD reporting that there is a decline in gay characters on network television but an increase on cable television, and the White House vegetable garden being attacked by wildlife since no gardeners have been working on it due to the government shutdown...

In his opening monologue, guest host Josh Wolf debunks the myths of Chelsea Lately staff personae. Josh and his round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna and Ian Karmel discuss a twenty-one year old Texas teacher being fired for previously being a Playboy playmate, a story in Star magazine that reports that Caitlyn Jenner wants to be a woman, medical marijuana perhaps being allowed on American commercial flights, Justin Bieber getting into a kerfuffle in a South Korean nightclub, reports that Bieber has given up eating butter, and a Brooklyn eatery that has a no talking while eating rule. Josh chats with guest Melissa Arnot about her world ...

In her opening monologue, guest host Whitney Cummings talks about her disdain for the growing trend of celebrity open letters. Whitney and her round table panelists Bryan Callen, Heather McDonald and Brad Wollack discuss the growing trend of erotic fiction for teenagers, Shia LaBeouf being attacked in London while he started filming two drunk women on the street vomiting, the poster campaign for the new movie Nymphomaniac - Volume 1 (2013) with the lead actors showing their "O" faces, and fifty-two year old Adrienne Maloof dating twenty-four year old beer heir Jason Busch. The latest escapades of Regina the Makeup Lady, this time with Jo Koy, are shown. And Whitney chats with guest, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love of magicians except... Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Morgan Murphy and Ross Mathews discuss New Jersey Governor Chris Christie giving up his right of appeal on the gay marriage ruling effectively making it legal in the state, Tea Party politician Rick Scarborough planning on filing a class action lawsuit against homosexuality, a video of Britney Spears in concert with the audio being her isolated mic track, an altercation at a Jack in the Box restaurant between an employee and a customer over the employee not giving the customer a third free packet of ranch dressing, and Anthony Weiner ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about completing her latest book, which she believes places her in good company. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, April Richardson and Julian McCullough discuss Kim Kardashian and Ye getting engaged, a man and woman convicted for lewd behavior on a plane since she performed oral sex on him who was a stranger to her, Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio finding out that he fathered a child, a woman vomiting on Ryan Reynolds while on a flight, rumors that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes have been dating, Jennifer Lopez dumping her most recent boyfriend Casper Smart, and a sixty-eight year old Arizona man shooting his sixty-two year old wife's twenty-two year old lover in ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she did to help with the Obamacare website problem. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Cameron Esposito and Kurt Braunohler discuss the FDA being set to regulate e-cigarettes, a man breaking the world record of knitting the longest scarf while running a marathon, Pope Francis suspending a German bishop for spending $42 million on renovating his residence, a radio host urging his listeners not to buy Girl Guide cookies since the organization promotes lesbianism and abortions, a woman turning into a man by taking too many steroids, and Wayne Newton's yacht mysteriously ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about when it's better to do things for yourself, and when it's better to get other people to do things for you. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Heather McDonald and Brad Wollack discuss the Chinese government cracking down on reality television shows, a majority of Americans now favoring the legalization of marijuana, and the growing trend of mothers and daughters partying together. Chelsea shows the debrief she had with Sofía Vergara following her recent appearance on the show. And Chelsea chats with guest Johnny Knoxville about his latest movie Bad Grandpa (2013), how he recently broke his ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the life of the independent woman. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Claire Titelman and Thomas Dale discuss the controversy over Julianne Hough wearing black-face for her Halloween costume, Chris Brown's latest assault charge, Dr. Conrad Murray being released from prison, Chelsea planning on attending a taping of Dancing with the Stars (2005), Tori Spelling complaining that she's broke, and an elderly couple caught in a scam to smuggle drugs into Canada through a contest where they won a free trip to Canada and some luggage. And Chelsea chats with guest Julian Lennon about his latest CD "Everything Changes", why he decided in this day...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about attending a taping of Dancing with the Stars (2005) to support her friend, contestant Leah Remini. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Annie Lederman and Ross Mathews discuss the US Navy playing Britney Spears music on their ships off the east coast of Africa to ward off Somali pirates, The Jonas Brothers breaking up their band, and a high school teacher in Indiana fired for allegedly taking some of his students to a strip club. Chuy's knowledge of Halloween is tested. And Chelsea chats with guest Casey Wilson about her new movie Ass Backwards (2013), recently getting engaged, her relationship with her father, her recent birthday, and their mutual ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about anti-drug PSAs issued by the Melbourne Public Health Department. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Greg Proops discuss Chris Brown entering rehab to deal with his anger issues, a magazine article stating that Chelsea looks older because of too much filler, Forbes naming Vladimir Putin as the most powerful person, and the video of Guy Fieri in a fight with his hairdresser. The reason for the delay in filming Pirates des Caraïbes - La vengeance de Salazar (2017) is revealed. And Chelsea chats with guests Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish about their new movie Big Sur (2013), the nature of their courtship leading up to their recent marriage in Montana, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the extra benefits of her Halloween costume. Chelsea and her Halloween round table panelists Dan Levy (organic banana), Fortune Feimster (Wheel of Fortune (1983)) and Loni Love (Chelsea Handler), with Chuy as Liberace complete with his own Scott Thorson, discuss a woman in North Dakota refusing to give any child she considers even moderately obese Halloween candy instead giving them a letter to their parents chastising them, scientists discovering that women's breasts age quicker than the rest of their body, Ja Rule writing a microwave cookbook for incarcerated people, and a nineteen year old gay art ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest goings-on in her relationship with her lesbian roommate and her roommate's new girlfriend. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin and Ryan Stout discuss Justin Bieber's attempts to hide the fact that he visited a brothel in Brazil, a video showing Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking what looks to be crack, Kendall Jenner being offered $1.8 million to appear in a porn movie now that she's eighteen, and Josh Brolin's recent drunken spree which includes a fight and makeup session caught on video. And Chelsea chats with guest Tom Hiddleston about his latest movie Thor: Le monde des ténèbres (2013) and his original attempt ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the problems of three-way texting. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, Jessimae Peluso and Ross Mathews discuss Toronto mayor Rob Ford admitting that he smoked crack cocaine after vehemently denying it for months, John Boehner believing that homosexuality should not be entrenched under job discrimination, Paula Abdul getting bat mitvahed at age fifty-one, the decline in the number of bathroom attendants in the US, and a man converting $500,000 into gold bars and placing them in a dumpster to prevent his estranged wife from getting any settlement moneys in their divorce. And ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the one thing she loves more than black men. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Jamie Lee and Ross Mathews discuss yesterday's election results including New Jersey Governor Chris Christie being reelected and Bill de Blasio being elected Mayor of New York, a man arrested for trying to take photographs up women's dresses on the Boston subway arguing that it's his constitutional right to do so, a middle school coach in Portland who would rather lose his job than cancel a team party scheduled at Hooters, and Ryan Lochte getting injured by an overzealous female teenaged fan. ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she did to lighten the mood of her bad day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna and Gary Valentine discuss the increase in hair extension robberies, a Saudi cleric who stated that women hurt their ovaries when they drive, a 24-hour biscuit restaurant opening in New York City, and snake massages being offered in Indonesia. In the probability that Brad will one day be single again, Jen and Chris help him create an online dating profile. And Chelsea chats with guest Elizabeth Berkley Lauren about her appearance on Dancing with the Stars (2005), her long time friendship with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the things she has in common with Miley Cyrus. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Tiana and Ross Mathews discuss Cyrus smoking a joint on stage at the MTV EMA's, Tom Cruise's deposition that his job is as grueling as fighting the war in Afghanistan, and California legislators discussing a law that would require porn actors to wear goggles to protect their eyes from exposure to bodily fluids. And Chelsea's guest, former White House chef Sam Morgante, prepares some of the Commander in Chiefs' favorite dishes on this Veteran's Day.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her thoughts on the recent Miss Universe Pageant. Chelsea and her round table panelists April Richardson, Josh Wolf and Loni Love discuss Chelsea being in trouble with the Catholic League for a joke she made about having an abortion, Sarah Palin's latest book about what she perceives to be the war on Christmas, the upcoming Single's Day in China, a cat caught smuggling marijuana into a prison in Moldova, and why Chelsea's dog is currently wearing a collar. And Chelsea chats with guest Avril Lavigne about her latest self-titled CD, getting married to Nickelback front-man Chad Kroeger in a castle in the ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the similarities between herself and female apes. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Heather McDonald and Matt Braunger discuss Chelsea's love of animal porn, Mike Tyson's autobiography in which confesses he used cocaine while he was boxing and used a fake penis filled with urine to pass drug tests, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's cover story in Time magazine, and Caitlyn Jenner now sporting a ponytail. Chelsea shows her post interview debrief with Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley. And Chelsea chats with guest Tim Allen about his show Last Man Standing (2011), running into each other at parties, why he avoided appearing on the show thus ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love/hate relationship with Russians. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Cameron Esposito and Julian McCullough discuss criticisms that the new Jennifer Lopez Barbie doll does not have a big enough bootie truly to resemble her, a white anti-gay Republican politician in Texas winning an election by pretending to be black, and how airplane/flying etiquette has become far too casual as witnessed by people walking barefoot on planes. And Chelsea chats with guest Kerry Washington about her show Scandal (2012) and her Emmy nomination for the show being the first in eighteen years for black woman ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why now is only the second time in her life that she is excited about Canada. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews discuss the latest goings-on in the life of crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford, the Indonesian boy who started smoking at age two now giving it up at age five replacing that addiction with junk food, Chris Brown being released from anger management rehab early so that he can start his community service, and Belgian researchers testing library books for germs and finding strains of the herpes virus and cocaine on copies ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she loves country music. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Annie Lederman and Ian Karmel discuss crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford and his brother councilor Doug Ford's new talk show being canceled after one episode, the Cheney daughters' public feud about homosexuality, Ye's latest music video featuring him having sex with wife Kim Kardashian, West's feud with President Barack Obama, and new home STD tests. And Chelsea chats with guest Josh Gad about his latest movie La reine des neiges (2013), the fact that he lost his wedding ring, growing up Orthodox, being Jewish yet appearing in a Christmas movie, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the difficulties and consequences of having a female roommate. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Whitney Cummings and Jo Koy discuss Adam Levine being named People magazine's latest sexiest man alive, Whitney's latest boyfriend, a video montage compiled by CNN of Toronto mayor Rob Ford as a human wrecking ball, and an Elle magazine article about women leaving straight relationships later in life to enter into a homosexual relationship. And Chelsea chats with guest Sam Claflin about his latest movie Hunger Games: L'Embrasement (2013), doing accents, watching Downton Abbey (2010), his friendship with Tom Hiddleston, and shaving his...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about animal porn. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Alice Wetterlund and Kurt Braunohler discuss the concept of MTV's new documentary program called Generation Cryo (2013), TMZ reporting that the real reason Chris Brown left rehab early was that he was asked to by the facility for his behavior, Britney Spears' new song called "Perfume", a Brazilian woman attempting for the second time to sell her virginity online for $1.5 million, and a London company that delivers beer to office workplaces on Fridays. The latest movie that Heather reviews that she's never seen is Hunger Games: L'Embrasement (2013). And Chelsea chats with guest Pusha T ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the consequences of the reconstruction of the driveway at her house. Chelsea and her round table panelists Liz Carey, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss highlights from this past weekend's American Music Awards 2013 (2013), Daniel Day-Lewis' son Gabriel-Kane Day Lewis performing rap, and a fried chicken scented candle. Chuy's knowledge of Thanksgiving is tested. And Chelsea chats with guests Florida Georgia Line about their latest CD "Here's to the Good Times: This Is How We Roll", this being their first talk show experience, winning an AMA yesterday and attending a lot of after-awards parties, how they met, and their early touring career.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Chuy's advice to her about health care. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna and Chris Franjola discuss Fortune's latest adventure in Las Vegas, Alec Baldwin's talk show being canceled because he used homosexual slurs in public, the trip to Tokyo that many of Chelsea's staff took last week, Josh Brolin checking himself into rehab, and a lesbian waitress stating that a couple didn't give her a tip since they didn't agree with her lifestyle. And Chelsea chats with guest Mary J. Blige about her first Christmas CD "A Merry Christmas", her new movie Black Nativity (2013), the process of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the symbiosis between Thanksgiving and Hanukkah. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Ryan Stout discuss Dr. Conrad Murray stating that he held Michael Jackson's penis every night and that the two used to make fun of Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe, Ye mounting a boycott Louis Vuitton campaign because company representatives would not meet with him, the James Franco/Seth Rogen spoof of the Ye/Kim Kardashian music video, pubic hair coming back in style based on sheer laziness, and R. Kelly's impromptu song on sex dolphins. The latest goings-on in the life of Regina the Makeup Lady are shown. And Chelsea chats with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Seventeen Magazine Players, talks about how to get through the holiday season sexually. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Claire Titelman and Julian McCullough discuss George W. Bush selling a Christmas ornament with a bird that he painted on it, Pornhub reporting a drop in online porn viewing during major sporting events and major holidays, Mick Jagger soon to be a great-grandfather, a women's group believing that more women should take up golf to increase their business networking capabilities, and a man in Wisconsin phoning 911 to get a snoring woman out of his ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how being at the stage of life she's at affected her Thanksgiving. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, Fortune Feimster and Thomas Dale discuss the fights that broke out on Black Friday shopping trips, the Kardashians' artistic Christmas card, Joe Jonas talking about when he smoked pot for the first time and when he lost his virginity, and Amazon experimenting with a new delivery system using unmanned drones. And Chelsea chats with guest Mike Tyson about his new book "Undisputed Truth", the logistics of him using a fake penis to pass drug tests on urine when he was ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what booze will do to some people's eating habits, especially one specific person on her staff. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, April Richardson and Josh Wolf discuss Pope Benedict XVI announcing that he used to be a bouncer, Elton John's shows in Russia possibly being canceled because of Russia's anti-gay laws, Google no longer auto-correcting certain words, Ye commissioning Andy Warhol's cousin to paint a portrait of Kim Kardashian, and a University of Buffalo study that found that couples who drink together but that don't over-imbibe have a lower divorce rate. And Chelsea chats with guest Baron Davis ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what is more important in the news than the Obamacare website now working. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Sarah Tiana and Matt Braunger discuss Katy Perry and John Mayer's Vanity Fair portraits, British diver Tom Daley announcing that he's dating a man while still remaining straight, a University of Buffalo study that found that couples who drink together but that don't over-imbibe have a lower divorce rate, and a whiskey filled Advent calendar. And Chelsea chats with guest Orlando Bloom about his latest movie Le Hobbit: La Désolation de Smaug (2013), appearing on Broadway as Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet", and his current...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about taking every opportunity to liven up an event, but one event for which she has not been able to do that. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Jamie Lee and Dov Davidoff discuss Lady Gaga's record sales declining, a movie theater in Florida accidentally showing the adult Nymphomaniac - Volume 1 (2013) when it was supposed to show the family-friendly La reine des neiges (2013), the increase in the prescription of Adderall for a variety of issues, and a Kenyan man sentenced to ten years in prison for raping a goat. Chelsea shows her visit with Chuy to his specialist doctor. And Chelsea chats with guest Casey Affleck about...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the intervention that happened recently among her staff and the results of it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and James Davis discuss each of their recent flying adventures, a man that got stuck inside a commercial airplane after the flight crew missed him sleeping then locked up the plane and left, Carrie Underwood's heavily panned performance in the live television version of The Sound of Music Live! (2013), and Barron Hilton being jumped at a Miami mansion by a friend of Lindsay Lohan after he was overheard bad mouthing her. Chelsea chats with guest Jesse Bering about his latest book "Perv: The Sexual ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Bigfoot and the reasons why. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Cameron Esposito and Jo Koy discuss Miley Cyrus being named MTV's Artist of the Year, Chip Wilson stepping down as CEO of Lululemon for derogatory comments he made against overweight women who wore his workout clothes, and San Diego Mayor Bob Filner being placed under three months house arrest for sexual misconduct. Le Hobbit: La Désolation de Smaug (2013) is the latest movie Heather reviews that she hasn't seen. And Chelsea chats with guest Lizzy Caplan about her show Masters of Sex (2013), the logistics of being nude on movie and show sets, and the unusual Christmas ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the reasons for divorce. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Moshe Kasher and Whitney Cummings discuss Barack Obama and the female Danish Prime Minister taking a selfie at Nelson Mandela's funeral, Pope Francis being named Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2013, and a penis among Bill Clinton's doodles on official documents. In his training to be a talk show host, Chuy interviews Keanu Reeves. And Chelsea chats with guest Kathy Griffin about her television special Kathy Griffin: Record Breaker (2013), being in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most stand-up specials on television, the source for her stand-up material, doing a New...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why, after sixteen years, she is appreciative that Divorce Court (1999) is still on the air. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Claire Titelman and Brad Wollack discuss the sign language interpreter at Nelson Mandela's funeral being called a fake since he signed gibberish, the Golden Globe nominations being announced, the less than appropriate advice from the company on McDonald's employee website, and fifty-two year old Madonna breaking up with her twenty-four year old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat. And Chelsea chats with guest Kenneth Cole about his new book "This Is a Kenneth Cole Production", and his political ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what emerged as the theme to this year's Chelsea Lately holiday party. Chelsea and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Sarah Colonna and Kurt Braunohler discuss Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom splitting up, the large size of Chelsea's breasts, Caitlyn Jenner purportedly wanting to get Adam's Apple reduction surgery, a brawl breaking out at this year's Santacon bar crawl, and a baker court-ordered to make a wedding cake for a gay couple to who he initially refused since he said it went against his religious beliefs. And Chelsea chats with guest Trace Adkins about his new Celtic-themed Christmas CD "The King's ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about going to Oklahoma to attend the funeral of a friend's mother. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Ryan Stout discuss allegations that Kim Kardashian is waxing baby North West's eyebrows, a federal judge stating that the government listening in on private telephone conversations may be unconstitutional, the first photographs of Zac Efron following the breaking of his jaw, and Harry Styles seen sneaking into Kendall Jenner's hotel room in London leading some to call her the Yoko Ono of One Direction. And Chelsea chats with guest Evangeline Lilly about her new movie Le Hobbit: La Désolation de Smaug (2013), countering stories that Orlando Bloom told when he was ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about useless telephone apps. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Fortune Feimster and Gary Valentine discuss President Barack Obama naming two gay people as the official US delegation to the Olympic Games in Sochi, a video called "Xmas Jammies" going viral on the Internet, further accounts of Nigella Lawson's rampant cocaine use by her assistant, and Miley Cyrus supporting a documentary called Free the Nipple (2013) which is about women being able to bare their breasts in public. The latest married person on staff that Chris and Jen help create an online dating profile for is Jiffy. And Chelsea chats with guest James Marsden ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her current single status and what her staff is doing about it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, April Richardson and Ian Karmel discuss the rumors that Heather will be joining the cast of Les Real Housewives: Orange County (2006), Phil Robertson asked to take an indefinite hiatus from Duck Dynasty (2012) by the network due to homophobic and racist comments he made, a woman in Australia who needed to be saved by police after she plunged off a pier since she was looking at Facebook on her phone at the time, a man flying on United Airlines offended that the confirmation number for his reservation was H8GAYS, and the ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the variety of gifts the office receives at Christmas, and what happens to a specific category of those gifts. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Bobby Lee and Jo Koy discuss the continuing debate if Santa Claus is black or white, a study that found that people are more moral in the morning, Chris' enthusiasm for a lesser known Christmas character called Krampus, and an unmanned Chinese spacecraft landing on the moon. And Chelsea chats with guest Ben Stiller about his new movie La Vie rêvée de Walter Mitty (2013) and shooting parts of the movie in Iceland, how he got Sean Penn to appear ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler passes along what she considers distressing news in the world of footwear. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Loni Love and Matt Braunger discuss Forbes' top grossing movie stars of 2013, Canada trying to claim the North Pole, co-ed naked yoga classes in New York City, stores putting facial recognition cameras behind the eyes of mannequins so that they can identify customers' buying patterns, and the plethora of swinger parties happening on New Year's Eve. The latest movie that Heather reviews that she's never seen is Match retour (2013). And Chelsea's guest, Curtis Stone, who has ...