13 Nights of Elvira

- Season 1

(2014)

The main plot outline for this movie as listed is incorrect. It is the plot outline for The Gingerdead Man, another movie in this series.

The cult classic gets the hook, when Elvira's pulling the strings.There's more Punch than Judy in this cinematrocity

Elvira is playing with a guy who's got 13 inches. No that's all he's got. He's 13 inches high.

Evil Bong - Potheads Beware: You could enjoy this trip so much you'll DIE. Join Elvira as she gets a Whif of this "High Art" and gets high with a little help from her fiend, Tommy Chong.

Elvira holiday gift to all of you is this awful lump of coal, straight off the naughty list. Gary Busey stars as the voice of this creepy cookie made from the ashes of a serial killer is a recipe for disaster in this creepy clas-sick.

Elvira always says, when you can't say something nice about a movie, come sit by her. And with this movie, she got plenty to say.

Elvira's couch is infested with pesky little critters who are clearly Gremlin rejects. The only way she's gonna get rid of them is to endure this flick

Fly the 'fiendish' skies with Elvira on a trip to Oblivion. It's Cowboys and Aliens, as a gang of futuristic desperadoes , including cult faves Julie Newmar and George Takei, attempt to turn a town into their own private playground.

No one likes playthings more than the Mistress of the Dark. But these toys are straight out of Hell's toybox. Playtime is over.

Elvira is often mistaken for someone else, but this time, even the creatures crawling out from inside don't want to be mistaken for her.

Elvira is put through the ringer, and hung out to dry, after sitting through this movie. She should have quit while she was a head.

Elvira sets off for the far off future, and 1985, in this high tech chase for the minds of killers.

Elvira resurrects the original zombie classic, and devours it with raw energy. Elvira loves George A Romero's masterpiece so much, she's takin it to the grave.